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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #700 on: 26 Feb 2008, 07:00 »

Me(middle) with friends in Helen GA last summer.
[pic]FLEAMARKET TUBING BUS[/pic]

Man one thing that has always bothered me is that it is by far so much more cost-effective to just buy your own innertubes and go down the Hooch yourself.

Without a doubt but finding a friend to either drop you off or pick you up without partaking is not always easy. It sucked last year,water levels are next to nothing. I think we are going to go to war with Tennessee for water rights. I wish I was joking about that....

Kim Jong... Helen has a great octoberfest and great camping/hiking nearby. I love the place despite its overt cheesiness.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #701 on: 26 Feb 2008, 10:50 »

Yeah I'm hidden behind the curly-haired kid in paisley who happens to be my drummer.

Also that's mfpole playing bass.

Suck it Pat, if he dies in a mysterious stabbing accident I'm keeping the Jag.

Tommy, if you got your ass over to the States maybe I'd give you the coat.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #702 on: 26 Feb 2008, 12:06 »

Mazlow01-person, I totally know what's special about Helen. I went there in 8th grade, it was pretty B.A. but I tried to speak German to people and nobody would. Epic fail.

Also fuck you Gene, you've got that epic record collection.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #703 on: 26 Feb 2008, 12:36 »

More action pictures please. New theme: Trampoline

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #704 on: 26 Feb 2008, 13:09 »

My trampoline is an hour an a half away at home in a box in the rafters of our garage. I will be very late to this theme.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #705 on: 26 Feb 2008, 14:35 »

Varying degrees of drunk:





Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #706 on: 26 Feb 2008, 14:42 »

That first picture is pretty great.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #707 on: 26 Feb 2008, 14:45 »

It has something of a Seinfeld feel to it.

"What the deal with this set of balls in my face?"
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« Reply #708 on: 26 Feb 2008, 15:10 »

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #709 on: 26 Feb 2008, 15:11 »

Ouch. Fixed.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #710 on: 26 Feb 2008, 16:09 »

Nah, his expression is too happy.

"Have you seen our fabulous sets of balls? $14.99 each!"
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #711 on: 26 Feb 2008, 18:35 »

Give me your fucking coat.

Tommy, it's been about 6 months...this level of obsession is not healthy.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #712 on: 26 Feb 2008, 19:48 »

I got my hair cut again and dyed it red!  I am happy to be a redhead. (also new jammies)

I thought mjy bleaching stage was a particularly epic shade of orange this time round.  Also apparently that is what my hair does now when I dry it.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #713 on: 26 Feb 2008, 21:07 »

I hate threads like this because I develop a handful of impotent internet crushes.

Been there, done that, have the empty bottles of whiskey and sad country music. Not on this board, but an internet crush with someone only 100Km away from me ended very poorly for me. In short, we talked a lot, she invited me over, we made out, and then never talked again after she told me she wasn't into a relationship.

I guess what I am saying here is that never develop a crush on anyone because everyone's only ever going to break your heart.


Also, do you guys all remember when Muadib was all gone from the world but his 'religion' lived on with over-zealous enforcers who had distorted his message and then his precious terraforming was killing the worms?


P.S. Fuck you, new page. Now I guess I've got to see if anyone's uploaded photos of me to facebook.

P.P.S. Hey look, I'm playing Mickey Mouse on an old Sega in the games museum on campus!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #714 on: 26 Feb 2008, 21:08 »

Aww, James, why such a pessimist? Not everyone is out to break hearts!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #715 on: 26 Feb 2008, 21:15 »

Liz everyone is they just don't know it yet.

Give it time.

Give it time.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #716 on: 26 Feb 2008, 21:23 »

Lies. These are all lies. Why must you speak such horrible things?
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #717 on: 26 Feb 2008, 21:29 »

Liz, I envy you your ignorance. Live it a little longer, and hope for the best.

Just a warning, though: it doesn't ever get any better.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #718 on: 26 Feb 2008, 22:14 »

It's true!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #719 on: 26 Feb 2008, 22:14 »

games museum on campus!

Where is this college and what are the admissions requirements for transfer students?

Edit for the sake of snappiness:

There is something very wrong with (some) people in rural Wisconsin.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #720 on: 26 Feb 2008, 22:31 »

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ENTIRE BUILDINGS ARE SENTIENT AND POSTING ABOUT IT ON THE GODDAMN INTERNET



OH WAIT WITH THE MESSES MY ROOMMATE LEAVES IN THE SINK AND HOW THEY TAKE OVER THE HOUSE, I SHOULD BE USED TO THIS



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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #721 on: 26 Feb 2008, 22:44 »


man, what thread is this again?
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #722 on: 26 Feb 2008, 23:01 »

Australian Internet people will never break your heart



Join Us.

The answer to your question is yes, I could be sexier if I tried, but I hold back as a matter of public safety.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #723 on: 27 Feb 2008, 00:26 »

The dude cares about society!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #724 on: 27 Feb 2008, 01:16 »

I look fantastic and I have fucking awesome PJs.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #725 on: 27 Feb 2008, 04:38 »

My roommate was running around taking pictures of people on the hall. She of course got me mid-scowl while watching people make sausage on Dirty Jobs.
Check the epic brightness of my bedspread!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #726 on: 27 Feb 2008, 07:41 »

Australian Internet people will never break your heart

Paging Lunchy to this thread, Lunchy, this thread.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #727 on: 27 Feb 2008, 07:43 »

The answer to your question is yes, I could be sexier if I tried, but I hold back as a matter of public safety.

Oh, okay, I get it. Thanks for that.
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« Reply #728 on: 27 Feb 2008, 08:05 »


My horse was trying to kill people at our competition. We got complaints against us. It was fantastic.

But I got to wear black skinny jeans with cowboy boots and spurs so it was all good.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #729 on: 27 Feb 2008, 11:31 »

That was a fantastic fucking Dirty Jobs.

And Mike Rowe is damn sexy. DAMN sexy.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #730 on: 27 Feb 2008, 11:49 »

My bedspread is pretty colorfully bright as well. My friend's mom makes quilts and made ones for my brother and I for our high school graduation.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #731 on: 27 Feb 2008, 12:00 »

Australian Internet people will never break your heart

Paging Lunchy to this thread, Lunchy, this thread.

i laughed at this pretty hard.

...then cried alittle.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #732 on: 27 Feb 2008, 12:55 »

If sharpies really are as toxic as my mother always said, I'm in some trouble.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #733 on: 27 Feb 2008, 12:56 »

if sharpies were as toxic as everyone's mother said we'd all be dead.
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« Reply #734 on: 27 Feb 2008, 13:05 »

I've always been a little jealous of people who can just doodle out intricate patterns like that. I can draw a lot of things well I like to think, but one thing I've never been able to do is draw a complex abstract pattern.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #735 on: 27 Feb 2008, 13:29 »

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« Reply #736 on: 27 Feb 2008, 13:36 »

OHAYYYYY
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #737 on: 27 Feb 2008, 17:47 »

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Milk wut?



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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #738 on: 27 Feb 2008, 18:48 »

Drill King = Bad Ass.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #739 on: 28 Feb 2008, 00:23 »

drill king you have pretty hairs.

here is a picture of the new me:



now, it may seem as though it is the same as the old me, but this is simply not true! this week has been one of dynamic changes, including:
- not being late to class
- exercise
- still eating pb&j sandwiches at every meal though.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #740 on: 28 Feb 2008, 02:24 »

Because I can never say no to noodles.


This is as close to a furry getup as I go.


The best brothers teach their sisters how to prepare a proper Jaegerbomb while the best mothers just shake their heads and go back to slaving over Christmas dinner.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #741 on: 28 Feb 2008, 04:40 »

how to prepare a proper Jaegerbomb

See, the belief that a "proper jaegerbomb" exists nearly got me fired. One customer asked for three jaegerbombs, so I did the commonly accepted jaeger shot dropped in glass of red bull type one. Somehow this did not please the customer, so I tried again, more to his usual standards. He told me I had done it wrong again. I tried my best a further time. He was still not happy, and when I realised that this irritating circus-drunk b'stard had wasted nine shots of Jaeger and six cans of red bull, I went quietly berserk. I poured out a single shot of jaeger, grabbed a can of red bull, threw the jaeger in his eyes and the can at his face.

I had to lie to the bouncers that he had threatened the bar staff to get out of being fired... these days people asking for jaeger bombs are given the ingredients and make them themselves. So nurr.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #742 on: 28 Feb 2008, 04:50 »

Yeah some bars refuse to mix certain drinks that they know will get people really drunk really fast but they'll still sell you the 2+ shots separately, it seems.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #743 on: 28 Feb 2008, 07:14 »

I got a haircut and some really bitchin sunglasses recently



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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #744 on: 28 Feb 2008, 07:52 »

Spice Girls show! (with lady friend and two other ladies)


Diner after Spice Girls show!


I'm not technically in this picture but- a real, hilarious menu offering at said diner!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #745 on: 28 Feb 2008, 08:30 »

spice girls show?!  i am so jealous of you. ;_;

edit:  another amsterdam picture.  i'm not in it but it makes me smile!

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #746 on: 28 Feb 2008, 08:39 »

Cows on the ceiling? Awesommmmmme.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #747 on: 28 Feb 2008, 09:55 »

Shit, i can just see my friends, who sometimes go to amsterdam to get stones legally, walking under those cows and freaking out. "Heeeyyyyyy there's a cow,... on the ceeiiiling!" - "What? Aaaaaaaaah!!!"



picture!





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« Reply #748 on: 28 Feb 2008, 10:42 »

The ceiling cows rock.
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« Reply #749 on: 28 Feb 2008, 10:57 »

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