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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #50 on: 30 Jan 2008, 15:31 »

Guys, my camera is broken, so here are some old ones.


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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #51 on: 30 Jan 2008, 15:42 »

Me at the regional finals of the annual Mutton Chop Showdown.



And here's me looking very content with winning.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #52 on: 30 Jan 2008, 16:55 »

Me at the regional finals of the annual Mutton Chop Showdown.

I wish I could say I never get tired of hearing about your sideburns. I wish I could say that but it would be a god damn lie.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #53 on: 30 Jan 2008, 17:07 »

You could tell us about yours, Chuck. <3
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #54 on: 30 Jan 2008, 17:23 »

How about a photo of them, Chuck?
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #55 on: 30 Jan 2008, 17:27 »

I wish I could say I never get tired of hearing about Chuck.

More pictures!

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #56 on: 30 Jan 2008, 17:33 »

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #57 on: 30 Jan 2008, 17:36 »

Two girls on the same page that look frighteningly like ex-girlfriends of mine.

I feel stalked.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #58 on: 30 Jan 2008, 17:38 »

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #59 on: 30 Jan 2008, 17:57 »


Hey guys, I don't want to go to work today.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #60 on: 30 Jan 2008, 18:50 »

Dang Lummer, that other guys' burns are so hell of wispy, a spider covets.

It doesn't matter anyway, because neither of you actually have Mutton Chops

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #61 on: 30 Jan 2008, 19:11 »

Why the hell do pretty girls have to be so much god damned older?

(This post brought to you partly by the fact that I'd like to clear the sex confusion thing)
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #62 on: 30 Jan 2008, 19:13 »

That clears up nothing. You could be an androgynous lesbian.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #63 on: 30 Jan 2008, 19:23 »

A young androgynous lesbian.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #64 on: 30 Jan 2008, 19:28 »

I'm a man/boy.


I lack female genitalia.


As in, I have a large slab of meat, that swings between my legs.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #65 on: 30 Jan 2008, 19:30 »

Why the hell do pretty girls have to all be in god damned Australia?
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #66 on: 30 Jan 2008, 19:31 »

And on a completely unrelated note:

I got a haircut!  And, as a self-professed photowhore, I decided to be coy for the camera. 



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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #67 on: 30 Jan 2008, 19:32 »

It looks hellof cute! I remember having hair that exact same length, but it made me look like an ass, so you are lucky.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #68 on: 30 Jan 2008, 19:41 »

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #69 on: 30 Jan 2008, 19:45 »

Goddamnit.


I told you. All pretty girls are either 18 or older, or in god damned Australia
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #70 on: 30 Jan 2008, 19:47 »

This is not terribly surprising if you think about it, 18 is the point where girls get fully out of the awkward puberty stage and get legit hot.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #71 on: 30 Jan 2008, 20:00 »

YOU BET YOUR ASS

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #72 on: 30 Jan 2008, 20:24 »

I told you. All pretty girls are either 18 or older

How is this a problem in any way at all?
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #73 on: 30 Jan 2008, 20:26 »

He is very likely 13.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #74 on: 30 Jan 2008, 20:30 »

Cory, that picture is fucking amazing! Guys, I love the photo thread when it has a lot of pictures like this :)

Now, for one of my favourite pictures taken in quite some time:
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #75 on: 30 Jan 2008, 20:31 »

There's no such thing as a pretty girl in this town. There all ugly hicks. Even the older ones.

I hope to make it to at least Seattle when I'm 18, in search of girls, hopefully a cross between a librarian, and Raven or Faye

Edit: I'm 14 & 1/2, which pretty much counts for nothing.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #76 on: 30 Jan 2008, 20:35 »

Seattle is played out, dogg.

Go for Portland.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #77 on: 30 Jan 2008, 20:47 »

This is not terribly surprising if you think about it, 18 is the point where girls get fully out of the awkward puberty stage and get legit hot.
My already mediocre age-judging skills go straight into the crapper when it comes to females from about sixteen to the early twenties, I think the 18 thing might be sour grapes, men conditioning themselves to think that if someone is younger than 18 they aren't hot, to avoid getting themselves into trouble.

Men are easier to tell the ages of, at least, if they wear facial hair.

Jell-o, I think zero might have a point, even if you don't find girls, you do have mount hood to go up on whenever you feel like it, and it rains a lot.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #78 on: 30 Jan 2008, 20:56 »

I wish I could say I never get tired of hearing about Chuck.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #79 on: 30 Jan 2008, 20:58 »

OH SNAP
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #80 on: 30 Jan 2008, 21:11 »

While taking the photos of my hands, I realized there were photos I hadn't downloaded yet from the opening a week ago. Long story short, I've been working hard on this VR artwork and we had a first showing a week ago. Here's a pic I took of my collaborator using the VR setup (he is really the driving force behind the piece.) I know it's not a picture of me, I just want to show this off:

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #81 on: 30 Jan 2008, 21:18 »

I would argue that 18+ ladies are preferable, because that means I don't get arrested.



Me wearing my robot/cupholder costume at my friend's robot-themed party a few months back. I basically just covered a cardboard box in foil, but my halfassedness is redeemed because I'm wearing a tinfoil bowtie.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #82 on: 30 Jan 2008, 21:38 »

My friend backed into my car before we went out drinking a couple of weeks ago.  She felt so guilty that she bought me a hat at the convenience store on the way home.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #83 on: 30 Jan 2008, 22:47 »

Excellent.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #84 on: 31 Jan 2008, 01:39 »

I would argue that 18+ ladies are preferable, because that means I don't get arrested.

Me wearing my robot/cupholder costume at my friend's robot-themed party a few months back. I basically just covered a cardboard box in foil, but my halfassedness is redeemed because I'm wearing a tinfoil bowtie.
I would have argued that 16-18 are preferable for me, because that means that nobody gets arrested (I am 16), but then I checked on my state's AoC laws, and apparently 12-26 is *legal*, but... no. Just no.
edit: Crap, that is what i get for posting half-asleep.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #85 on: 31 Jan 2008, 01:41 »

Dude, first page says don't quote pictures. Don't get stupid this early in the thread.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #86 on: 31 Jan 2008, 07:32 »




New hair yay.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #87 on: 31 Jan 2008, 07:50 »

Joe, that shit is off the hook.

I will post pictures of my 'burns when I get some batteries.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #88 on: 31 Jan 2008, 08:39 »

@ Uber Ritter- I see boyscout shorts!!
That you do.  Those are the only shorts that I wear these days when not exercising or hiking.  They are comfy, and though the colour isn't the best they are not so embarrassingly long as to declare to the world "Yes, I lived through the late 90's and made my share of mistakes."  Also, they are mildly invincible, which is nice.

RE:towns and girls, if you want a good ratio of men to women it's best to leave the west coast, if I remember right.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #89 on: 31 Jan 2008, 08:41 »

I would have argued that 16-18 are preferable for me, because that means that nobody gets arrested (I am 16), but then I checked on my state's AoC laws, and apparently 12-26 is *legal*, but... no. Just no.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #90 on: 31 Jan 2008, 08:53 »

Man it is impossible to tell a person's age just by looking at them, I am sorry.



This is probably the greatest photo ever taken of me. Also, Hartley, your new hair looks good!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #91 on: 31 Jan 2008, 09:18 »

I mostly agree with you on the age thing, KJS. Although maybe that is wishful thinking since a couple weeks ago someone guessed my age at 13 when I am actually 19. I have probably posted about things like that before since it happens to me fairly often and is generally pretty depressing.



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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #92 on: 31 Jan 2008, 10:25 »



Better shot of my blonde hair. It's gotten longer and lost any semblance of form. Haircut + possible new color soon.

Least flattering facial expression ever for me. My lady friend, however, looks like a fox as per usual.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #93 on: 31 Jan 2008, 10:51 »

Me at the regional finals of the annual Mutton Chop Showdown.

I wish I could say I never get tired of hearing about your sideburns. I wish I could say that but it would be a god damn lie.

Actually I agree with you. I just tried to come up with something witty and left-field to go along with the whole "HAI GUYS IM OUT DRANKIN WITH MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASSMATES FROM AGES PAST"-pics, because I figured that that was the custom around here. Looking back, I recognise the failed joke, and formally apologise.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #94 on: 31 Jan 2008, 10:54 »

Gene, I would like it noted that I seriously want to beat the ever living piss out of the two guys in the upper left hand corner, especially the one with the shorter hair. For some reason the sight of them just pisses me off, particularly the look on their faces.
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« Reply #95 on: 31 Jan 2008, 11:15 »

Gene, I would like it noted that I seriously want to beat the ever living piss out of the two guys in the upper left hand corner, especially the one with the shorter hair. For some reason the sight of them just pisses me off, particularly the look on their faces.

Oh, please do. I don't know the short-haired kid, but the ginger one never wears anything but khakis (those when it's cold, khaki shorts in the summer) and owns TWO, not one but TWO identical PRS guitars in different colors (the fail kind, Jeph and other PRS fans. His tone is garbage) and is in general a huge douchebag.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #96 on: 31 Jan 2008, 14:07 »

 I will sex you guys to death if you don't hush.

 Here is my most recent picture.



 These pictures were taken in my girlfriend's room, by the way.
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« Reply #97 on: 31 Jan 2008, 14:41 »



Revenge of the CRAPPY CAMERA.
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« Reply #98 on: 31 Jan 2008, 15:24 »

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« Reply #99 on: 31 Jan 2008, 16:41 »



This is what photos taken with my camera currently look like.  Pretty sure I'm the big purple blob.
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