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Indifferent Clox

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Is this normal?
« on: 03 Feb 2008, 08:37 »

OK so I was with this girl last night and she told me my problem was normal and that a lot of guys go through this but I don't know so I decided to talking to a bunch of message board complete strangers about my sexual problems would be the best route to take:

anyway I can't get off unless I'm eating a popTart While fucking...


However, once I did it while watching Michael Cera on Arrested Development, but I'm not gay and did not get a boner from him, his innocent demeanor however crosses sexual barriers I'm not really open to discuss.

So what is your 'normal' sexual hang up?
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Re: Is this normal?
« Reply #1 on: 03 Feb 2008, 08:56 »

I can only get off when I am trolling. Or if I read someone else's trollposts.
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Re: Is this normal?
« Reply #2 on: 03 Feb 2008, 09:05 »

YOU'RE TRYING TOO HARD
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Re: Is this normal?
« Reply #3 on: 03 Feb 2008, 09:05 »

Oh wow why'd you make this thread it is neither funny nor informative, why?
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Re: Is this normal?
« Reply #4 on: 03 Feb 2008, 09:10 »

I feel you man, I can only get off while drinking from a chalice of unicorn blood held in the teeth of a $10,000 prostitute.
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Indifferent Clox

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Re: Is this normal?
« Reply #5 on: 03 Feb 2008, 09:13 »

When I say 'got with a girl' I really meant discussing it with my cardboard cut out of Jenny Lewis.

and when I say 'not gay' I mean not finding the miriad of buttholes a suitable place to put my 'penis'.

and when I say penis I mean my male sex 'organ'.

and when I say organ I mean musical instrument.
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Re: Is this normal?
« Reply #6 on: 03 Feb 2008, 09:13 »

awesome, i was actually thinking to myself just a few minutes ago that there really aren't enough guys who talk about their dicks on the internet
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Indifferent Clox

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Re: Is this normal?
« Reply #7 on: 03 Feb 2008, 09:15 »

good thing I was not talking about dicks then.

WHEN WERE PRIVATE EYES EVEN MENTIONED?


Also, I was just thinking there aren't enough people on message boards who like to get all angry about harmless threads.
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Re: Is this normal?
« Reply #8 on: 03 Feb 2008, 09:18 »

YOU'RE TRYING WAY TOO FUCKING HARD

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Indifferent Clox

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Re: Is this normal?
« Reply #9 on: 03 Feb 2008, 09:20 »

I can only get off when I am trolling. Or if I read someone else's trollposts.

I am glad to assist in your sexual needs.
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Re: Is this normal?
« Reply #10 on: 03 Feb 2008, 09:21 »

Guys, can we please just collectively stop responding to posts like these?
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Indifferent Clox

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Re: Is this normal?
« Reply #11 on: 03 Feb 2008, 09:22 »

Also Forte, trying would imply that I actually gave a fuck.

If you want to help me be funny let us do this, maybe we will start a hilarious sitcom of some kind such as arrested development, and in future years people will masturbate to one of our awkward characters played by a random young man.
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Indifferent Clox

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Re: Is this normal?
« Reply #12 on: 03 Feb 2008, 09:26 »

I come here bearing my soul about my toaster related sexual hang up and you guys dismiss it as if I am somehow trying to make 'jokes'. How would you, forte, like it if I made fun of your 3 inch penis that has 8 inches of foreskin? Or you Johnny C, how would you like it if I never mentioned the fact that you couldn't grow pubic hair to the left of your scrotum?

I think these things shouldn't go unmentioned which is why I created this thread.

FOR A BETTER AMERICA! A BETTER WORLD!
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Re: Is this normal?
« Reply #13 on: 03 Feb 2008, 09:38 »

Do you have a Paypal account?

How much will this cost us for you to stop?
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Re: Is this normal?
« Reply #14 on: 03 Feb 2008, 09:40 »

It makes me sad that a thread like this even exists.
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Indifferent Clox

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Re: Is this normal?
« Reply #15 on: 03 Feb 2008, 09:42 »

I sometimes get angry at people on the internet for posting harmless things to. This makes me feel like more of a man without pastry related issues.
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Re: Is this normal?
« Reply #16 on: 03 Feb 2008, 09:44 »

Dude, seriously, stop acting like such a dick. You are the only one here that finds it even the slightest bit funny.
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Re: Is this normal?
« Reply #17 on: 03 Feb 2008, 09:58 »

Guys, can we please just collectively stop responding to posts like these?
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Re: Is this normal?
« Reply #18 on: 03 Feb 2008, 09:58 »

get a blog
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Re: Is this normal?
« Reply #19 on: 03 Feb 2008, 15:23 »

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