Topic: Regarding humor (Read 50964 times)

KharBevNor · « **Reply #100 on:** 09 Feb 2008, 19:38 »

Handcuffed to a water pipe in my basement wearing nothing but a ball gag and high heels.

Emaline · « **Reply #101 on:** 09 Feb 2008, 21:33 »

Sir, that was in very bad taste! I am offended!

Slick · « **Reply #102 on:** 09 Feb 2008, 22:02 »

But are they ballet heels? Because then it'd be OK.

Patrick · « **Reply #103 on:** 09 Feb 2008, 22:16 »

Quote from: Emaline on 09 Feb 2008, 21:33

Sir, that was in very bad taste! I am offended!

lol

Emaline · « **Reply #104 on:** 09 Feb 2008, 23:01 »

Patrick, come on now. The internets are not serious business.

Patrick · « **Reply #105 on:** 09 Feb 2008, 23:25 »

I'm just amazed that despite several requests from several people that this thread die, people insist on bumping it, especially with posts as useless as making rape jokes expressly to be contrary, then going for obvious mockery just to be douchey. It's not that you're doing it to me, it's that you're doing it at all.

I think Katie put it best.

BobJoeJim · « **Reply #106 on:** 09 Feb 2008, 23:42 »

I AM BUMPING THIS THREAD TO ASK PEOPLE TO STOP BUMPING IT. IN ALL CAPS1!!!!!!!!!!!

KharBevNor · « **Reply #107 on:** 09 Feb 2008, 23:51 »

I'm bumping this thread, just like I bumped your comatose mother last night.

If you catch my meaning

ForteBass · « **Reply #108 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 00:35 »

This thread and this chandelier have something in common.

They are both classy as hell.

Inlander · « **Reply #109 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 06:49 »

Jesus people, if you don't like the thread then stop fucking posting in it. You know what? I'm not gonna lock it, because I shouldn't fucking have to. I'm not your damn baby-sitter. If you don't like the bloody thing then stop bumping it and let it die a natural death, instead of posting in it to bring it all the way back up to the top of the page again, just so that you can complain about how much you hate it.

And yes, do as I say, not as I do.

jhocking · « **Reply #110 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 08:56 »

Quote from: Inlander on 10 Feb 2008, 06:49

I'm not gonna lock it, because I shouldn't fucking have to. I'm not your damn baby-sitter.

actually
http://www.quiki.net/wiki/Mod

MusicScribbles · « **Reply #111 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 10:28 »

I think you're my babysitter.
Please protect me.

Storm Rider · « **Reply #112 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 11:31 »

I swear to God, if people don't stop bumping this thread, I am going to turn it into a lolcat dump.

You think I am joking? Try me.

MusicScribbles · « **Reply #113 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 11:43 »

I would make a joke about going to a bakery and sampling Storm Rider, but I would rather see a lolcat dump.

Spinless · « **Reply #114 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 12:25 »

What happened to Slick? He's a smart guy, and good people.

MusicScribbles · « **Reply #115 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 13:03 »

Tommy, I know you might not be the kind of person to volunteer yourself, but you should probably be a moderator.

Alex C · « **Reply #116 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 13:45 »

This would be probably the single trickiest forum to moderate that I've run across due to the entrenched user base and the relative lack of central themes. Plus, there's the universal problem that I've seen across internet forums everywhere: The people that have enough free time to really stick it out and vigilantly watch a forum are often the very same people who post roughly 20 topics and 5 new polls a day in a desperate bid for attention if given the chance.

ruyi · « **Reply #117 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 14:26 »

Quote from: Whipstitch on 10 Feb 2008, 13:45

The people that have enough free time to really stick it out and vigilantly watch a forum are often the very same people who post roughly 20 topics and 5 new polls a day in a desperate bid for attention if given the chance.

actually, no.

Alex C · « **Reply #118 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 14:42 »

Or perhaps Johnny Fucking C.

Seriously Johnny, I don't care if you'd have something in common with Yngwe, it just sounds good.

MusicScribbles · « **Reply #119 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 14:59 »

This forum is in dire need of some mods, so I propose we institute some new ones right away.
This is the first time in a while that I've seen some serious out-of-hand conversations. I mean, we're arguing about the validity of scientology and its church.
I know we all hate that Johnny C, but he is around here too often to not be lending a hand. Tommy already has the social moderation down, he just needs the banhammer. We have quite a few people who would be excellent moderators.

Lines · « **Reply #120 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 15:09 »

Inlander is an excellent mod. We just need more. This is a rather large forum to moderate all by his lonesome. Personally, I think there should be at least 3 more - maybe IF NEEDED one to get the top two forums (you know, the ones no one ever goes to), but definitely one for music, and two to split up arts & crafts, comics & drawing, and computer stuff, as well all three helping around in fish if needed.

But as for what Inlander said earlier, he shouldn't have to babysit us. When every other post is a plea for the thread to die, let it effing DIE.

Spinless · « **Reply #121 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 16:17 »

Calm down folks. You all seem to be talking like we're in some sort of state of great decay, we're not. The forums are nice and healthy, certainly better than they have been in the past. An extra mod or two would be nice, maybe take a little pressure of Harry, but we're largely a self moderating forum. It doesn't take very long for people to get in line around here. When trouble is occuring, pay attention to which prominent board members are not posting in that thread, and take note. Be more like them.

jhocking · « **Reply #122 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 18:35 »

Quote from: tommydski on 10 Feb 2008, 12:08

obvious

All hail ruyi!

MusicScribbles · « **Reply #123 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 18:41 »

Hail!

KharBevNor · « **Reply #124 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 18:42 »

I volunteer my services as moderator! I will rule with fist of velvet in a glove of steel!

Wait...

MusicScribbles · « **Reply #125 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 18:46 »

Emaline · « **Reply #126 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 20:23 »

I am all for the people who have been named here becoming mods. I think they'd all make some pretty damn good mods.

Storm Rider · « **Reply #127 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 21:29 »

Since this thread has finally found a use, I am rescinding the thread of lolcat-bombing for now.

But watch yourselves.

MusicScribbles · « **Reply #128 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 21:34 »

Crap, anyone who's been here past 3000 posts and still visits the forums often should be a candidate for moderator. I mean, Khar would make a great mod. Also, what about that Kieffer? Things would be more interesting around here if Kieffer was a mod.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #129 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 21:51 »

I doubt I will ever be a mod, because of the snark and the booze.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #130 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 22:29 »

Quote from: MusicScribbles on 10 Feb 2008, 21:34

Also, what about that Kieffer? Things would be more interesting around here if Kieffer was a mod.

I wouldn't know, his first act would probably be banning me.

I am all for the people whose profiles were linked to for being mods ,but this is a dictatorship

calenlass · « **Reply #131 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 22:34 »

Kieffer used to be a mod, MusicScribbles. Jeph made him a mod back when he was SeanBateman, but then he kept going on trolling streaks and finally Jeph took him off and he "quit the internet" for a while, as he is apt to do (he is doing it right now, in fact).

calenlass · « **Reply #132 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 22:35 »

Quote from: ForteBass on 10 Feb 2008, 00:35

Do you know what I thought when you posted this, Chuck? Do you?

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #133 on:** 10 Feb 2008, 23:28 »

needed to get rid of this

David_Dovey · « **Reply #134 on:** 11 Feb 2008, 04:40 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 10 Feb 2008, 21:51

I doubt I will ever be a mod, because it'd be just too awesome

P.S; BAN YOU, MATT

Spinless · « **Reply #135 on:** 11 Feb 2008, 04:45 »

I think what Matt is trying to say is that it would be okay for Kieffer to make love to the Statue of Liberty.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #136 on:** 11 Feb 2008, 04:53 »

If I were a mod, I must state that I would have no automatic objections to anyone doing it with the Statue of Liberty.

0bsessions · « **Reply #137 on:** 11 Feb 2008, 06:33 »

If I were a mod, I would ban the author of the fifth thread from the top every Monday morning when I pop in from work for the next week (Counting any stickied threads).

I would periodically change random forumites names, mostly to puns.

I would edit all posts in the video game forum concerning Final Fantasy VII or Halo to be nothing but Bon Jovi lyrics.

I would ban myself for a week every six months for just being too sexy for the forum.

I would ban anyone whose avatar I didn't care for until they were able to submit to me an avatar I approved of.

I would ban anyone who I feel would get in the way of my survival in the event of a zombie holocaust.

New Addition: I would periodically edit the most recent image in the photo thread at any given time into a picture of an isopod.

These are not campaign promises people, these are innevitabilities. I will be the Governer fucking Tarkin of QC.

Lines · « **Reply #138 on:** 11 Feb 2008, 06:35 »

Quote from: MusicScribbles on 10 Feb 2008, 21:34

Crap, anyone who's been here past 3000 posts and still visits the forums often should be a candidate for moderator.

Post count should not be a factor. There are forumites who have been around longer than I have and have less posts, but they are better. Besides, there are those people who could rack up 3000 posts in a few months, while I have yet to hit 3000 and have been around for just about 2 years. We do not want one of those people to be considered for mod. The world would end. Just like it would if Jon were mod, though at least it would be an amusing apocalypse.

Spinless · « **Reply #139 on:** 11 Feb 2008, 06:46 »

I am all for replacing Est and Jeph with Jon as the site admin.

0bsessions · « **Reply #140 on:** 11 Feb 2008, 06:49 »

Well played, Darryl.

You all could learn a thing from this young man. Ass kissing will be the next best thing to legal tender when I moderate QC.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #141 on:** 11 Feb 2008, 06:56 »

I will not bow to you Jon.

AnotherQCaddict · « **Reply #142 on:** 11 Feb 2008, 11:41 »

Quote from: Linds on 11 Feb 2008, 06:35

Quote from: MusicScribbles on 10 Feb 2008, 21:34
Crap, anyone who's been here past 3000 posts and still visits the forums often should be a candidate for moderator.

Post count should not be a factor. There are forumites who have been around longer than I have and have less posts, but they are better. Besides, there are those people who could rack up 3000 posts in a few months, while I have yet to hit 3000 and have been around for just about 2 years. We do not want one of those people to be considered for mod. The world would end. Just like it would if Jon were mod, though at least it would be an amusing apocalypse.

This man has my endorsement for the election to President of the Internets... if such an office even exists. Even then, I'm not much of a person to endorse a guy... being a lurker for most of the time.

Also, the first two pages of this thread made me want to offend EVERYONE just for the irony.

jhocking · « **Reply #143 on:** 11 Feb 2008, 11:46 »

Quote from: MusicScribbles on 10 Feb 2008, 21:34

anyone who's been here past 3000 posts and still visits the forums often should be a candidate for moderator.

I would like to register a complaint.

Lines · « **Reply #144 on:** 11 Feb 2008, 11:47 »

Quote from: AnotherQCaddict on 11 Feb 2008, 11:41

This man has my endorsement for the election to President of the Internets... if such an office even exists. Even then, I'm not much of a person to endorse a guy... being a lurker for most of the time.

If you're talking about me, then my first duty in office would be to slap you. I am no man. If you're talking about Jon, though, yeah, I'm with you on that.

AnotherQCaddict · « **Reply #145 on:** 11 Feb 2008, 12:19 »

My bad... I didn't know.

Patrick · « **Reply #146 on:** 11 Feb 2008, 12:48 »

...dude did you look at her name.

AnotherQCaddict · « **Reply #147 on:** 11 Feb 2008, 12:49 »

I didn't know anyone named "Linds" before. It could have been an obscure reference to something I knew nothing of.

Or, and most obviously now that I've been informed, short for Lindsay.

Spinless · « **Reply #148 on:** 11 Feb 2008, 13:01 »

For a self proclaimed lurker, you don't seem to know very much about us or how we operate. Watch, then learn, then give it a go.

Patrick · « **Reply #149 on:** 11 Feb 2008, 13:02 »

Eh. I dunno. I feel bad now, the guy's only human. Nobody's always sharp and on the ball and FUCK YEAH I HAVE GOT SHIT FIGURED OUT all the time.

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