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Author Topic: The QC Joke Tellers Thread.  (Read 13610 times)

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Re: The QC Joke Tellers Thread.
« Reply #100 on: 02 Mar 2008, 15:55 »

Last time I heard that joke it was told a lot better.
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Re: The QC Joke Tellers Thread.
« Reply #101 on: 02 Mar 2008, 16:47 »

         buzzkill.
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Re: The QC Joke Tellers Thread.
« Reply #102 on: 02 Mar 2008, 16:52 »

It was worth it. :D
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"This should be interesting. It's the bottom of the ninth, the score is tied, the basses are loaded, and the fans are going wild."
That one too.

I don't get the jokes sans punchlines - "It's not funny, now laugh!" ?
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Re: The QC Joke Tellers Thread.
« Reply #103 on: 11 Mar 2008, 05:48 »

How many elves does it take to light a candle?
Three, one to sing, one to dance, and one to summon the joyous spirit of fiery flame into the realm material.

How many dwarves does it take to light a candle?
Three, one to count the money, one to check for stone traps/sliding pannels, and one to realize that dwarves have darkvision.

How many halflings does it take to light a candle?
What, you'd actually trust a halfling with your candle?

How many gnomes does it take to light a candle?
Just one, but it only appears to be light.

How many half-elves does it take to light a candle?
Just one....apparently half elves are good at something!
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Re: The QC Joke Tellers Thread.
« Reply #104 on: 11 Mar 2008, 06:06 »

Hey guys! Do you know why lumberjacks make such great musicians?






It's because of their natural logarithm!




i'm sorry, i couldn't help it
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Re: The QC Joke Tellers Thread.
« Reply #105 on: 12 Mar 2008, 14:27 »

YOU JUST GOT THE LUMBERJACK SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD THANK YOU VERY MUCH



*second time today, geez...*


Anyway, there are two kitties on the ledge of a roof. Both of them, getting a bit irritable at having to be stuck on the roof of a house in the middle of summer both start making noise, whereupon one kitty begins to slip and falls. The other kitty sits and watches the other one fall down to the ground.

Why did only that one fall?

The other kitty's *mew* was bigger.

LOL FRICTION
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Re: The QC Joke Tellers Thread.
« Reply #106 on: 12 Mar 2008, 14:32 »

My History of Music professor's favorite joke:

What do you get when Hizbollah and Herbollah get together?

A Pair-a-bollah

Worst.  Pun.  Ever.
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Re: The QC Joke Tellers Thread.
« Reply #107 on: 14 Mar 2008, 05:50 »

Did you hear they dug up Mozart? He had an eraser in one hand and sheet music in the other.
Apparently he was decomposing.
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The bottom line is, if anyone is going to start playing pranks by stuffing large quantities of food in their mouths, be wary.

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Re: The QC Joke Tellers Thread.
« Reply #108 on: 14 Mar 2008, 06:19 »

It's because of their natural logarithm!

This is not a joke, just an amusing anecdote, but your joke reminded me. Back in college Al Gore held a rally at my school, and some pranksters had put up a big sign on a building facing the stage that said "Al Gore Rythm."
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