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Which alcohol would you fuck, were it a human?

Vodka
- 12 (10.8%)
Brandy
- 4 (3.6%)
Scotch
- 3 (2.7%)
Rum
- 17 (15.3%)
Jaegermeister
- 6 (5.4%)
Beer
- 7 (6.3%)
Whiskey
- 11 (9.9%)
Tequila
- 5 (4.5%)
Gin
- 11 (9.9%)
Wine
- 12 (10.8%)
Schnapps
- 2 (1.8%)
Goldschlager
- 5 (4.5%)
Some other dang alcohol I don't feel like thinking up
- 5 (4.5%)
Bourbon
- 11 (9.9%)

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Re: Sex and Booze Poll
« Reply #100 on: 04 Mar 2008, 23:22 »

Hangin' round,
Downtown by myself.
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Re: Sex and Booze Poll
« Reply #101 on: 05 Mar 2008, 02:33 »

guys. i would fuck each and every one of these liquors EXCEPT for jaeger.

Me too.

My usual rule is I'll fuck anyone who asks nicely.
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Re: Sex and Booze Poll
« Reply #102 on: 05 Mar 2008, 03:05 »




My outrage is only because Martinis should not be shaken. I instantly think less of a person who shakes their martini, let alone shake it with the vermouth, let alone use that vermouth:gin ratio.
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Re: Sex and Booze Poll
« Reply #103 on: 07 Mar 2008, 22:28 »

Cider would be my first choice. She'd be a boozy punk girl with a few piercings and tattooes and blue/green/pink hair... Keeen.
Midori would be my flatmate Sam, half asian, all insane and way too much fun but overly complicated in the morning.
Urrrgh...
I voted beer though. Gotta be beer. Old reliable, interchangable beer. I'd settle down with beer.
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Re: Sex and Booze Poll
« Reply #104 on: 08 Mar 2008, 04:44 »

Of my most loved and most hated alcohols, I figured it out like this:

vodka - no taste, boring, gets around
Schnappes - disgustingly sweet, leaves a bad taste in your mouth, makes me feel a bit ill

Beer - bitter and weak, makes you fat

Bourbon - yummy, but probably a bogan in a wife beater
Gin - delicious, but serious, no fun

Wine - delicious, rich, classy and gets better with age!
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Re: Sex and Booze Poll
« Reply #105 on: 08 Mar 2008, 11:04 »

Oh shit. I'm beer, apparently.
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Re: Sex and Booze Poll
« Reply #106 on: 15 Mar 2008, 06:44 »

vodka, mainly as it deserves loving for not giving me hangovers
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Re: Sex and Booze Poll
« Reply #107 on: 15 Mar 2008, 07:08 »

I chose Whiskey, and agree with this statement-

I have spent way too much time thinking about this and assigning personalities to the various kinds of booze.  I think brand should come into play.  For example, you might be okay nailing Grey Goose, but imagine fucking a human embodiment of Fleischmann's would end in tears and STDs.

For me, every few months a bottle of Glenfiddich - rich, sophisticated, sultry and goddess-levels of hot - would blitz back into my life, seduce me, take me to heaven and back, then leave with the assertion that she wouldn't mind coming back for more, maybe, and that I should consider it a privilege.

Famous Grouse, on the other hand, is the very cute friend you've known since school, have always wanted secretly to do, and then one day the opportunity falls into your lap and it's exactly as good as you imagined it would be.
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Re: Sex and Booze Poll
« Reply #108 on: 15 Mar 2008, 11:18 »

Jameson's is an adorable lady who expresses her rather obvious desire to get in your pants with witty innuendoes and euphemisms that don't even bother you because you are too preoccupied with the way you can tell she is trying to imagine you naked.

Glenfiddich and Glenmorangie and Talisker and Laphroaig are like that, except more subtle and sophisticated and hotter. Also I think they are all sisters, or at least could pass for them, although like Glenfiddich has straight hair and Talisker's is curly and black and you get the impression that Laphroaig wants to bite you, but you can't be sure. Glenmorangie is the quiet one.
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Re: Sex and Booze Poll
« Reply #109 on: 15 Mar 2008, 11:34 »

Right on the money whisky, calenlass.  Plus they have a large bunch of really hot cousins, too. 
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Re: Sex and Booze Poll
« Reply #110 on: 15 Mar 2008, 11:42 »

Man I need to meet more of their cousins.

Hey guys I had some tequila last night that wasn't ass! I am not really sure what to make of it, though. Also, unlike beer, after several swigs from the flask I was sharing I no longer minded the bite or the aftertaste.

Also I was busy being chatted up, so I wasn't really concentrating on personifying the tequila. Sorry, dudes. I don't even know what kind it was. :/
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Re: Sex and Booze Poll
« Reply #111 on: 15 Mar 2008, 12:05 »

Let me introduce you::

http://www.whisky.com/
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Re: Sex and Booze Poll
« Reply #112 on: 15 Mar 2008, 15:43 »

How about Dalwhinnie? Always enjoyable...

I think gin could be fun, just not the same kind of fun as vodka. Gin is the intellectual girl who likes to drink too much but isn't a slut. Vodka is the girl I always date, gin is the girl I really should be dating. Fatty has it right.


Gin - delicious, but serious, no fun

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Re: Sex and Booze Poll
« Reply #113 on: 15 Mar 2008, 16:21 »

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Re: Sex and Booze Poll
« Reply #114 on: 15 Mar 2008, 19:29 »

I think Dalwhinnie is a sweet girl you can always count on, while Lagavulin is the girl you tell yourself you could handle on a full time basis, but the reality is that she is too much and you better stick to seeing her just a couple times a year.
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Re: Sex and Booze Poll
« Reply #115 on: 16 Mar 2008, 08:26 »

Oh yeah, for the record: Schnaps > Schnapps
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