Topic: Lim·er·ick (Read 22930 times)

Lunchbox · « **on:** 08 Mar 2008, 03:58 »

There once was a trend on Gabbly
That decided to move to QC
Bad poems did abound
As the Gabbers had found
That limericks don't come easily

Sox · « **Reply #1 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 04:00 »

There was a thread by Lunchbox.
Followed by a limerick from Sox.
I'm sure if he could,
he'd make one that's good.
Unforunately, he's dumb as rocks.

fatty · « **Reply #2 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 04:06 »

There once was a forum QC
Which limericked a lot, you see
but some gossiping found,
conspiracy abound,
A place of many lulz it be.

jodizzle · « **Reply #3 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 04:18 »

Darryl shaved off all his hair
Both his head and his beard to be fair
He started a race
To grow things on his face
He thought it may give him some flair

Lunchbox · « **Reply #4 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 04:19 »

Quote from: Darryl

Ally used to be adored
but now she's perpetually bored
When people stopped skyping...
They also stopped typing...
It's a travesty Ally is ignored!

Quote from: Darryl

Lunchy's so pretty it's sick.
But her fans, they are totally thick.
It's all stupid noobs
Who say "LOLBOOBS"
And I've heard smarter comments from bricks.

Quote from: Jodie

Lunchy lives in her kitchen and bakes
The most glorious marvelous cakes
With sprinkles and cream
It's a fat person's dream
She takes photos of all that she makes

Lunchbox · « **Reply #5 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 04:31 »

Our Darryl is from the UK
So lovely he's probably gay
I bet he doesn't smell
And as far as I can tell
He'd be a pretty good lay

jodizzle · « **Reply #6 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 04:35 »

Quote from: Darryl

When Jodie arrived, we all raved
She's so nice and well behaved
She has a great smile
and plenty of style
though the sides of her head, they are shaved?

Ali eats tim tams all day
She thinks she eats more than she weighs
On the forums she's Fatty
But she's really quite natty
Metabolism for the hooray!

Peet · « **Reply #7 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 07:30 »

Ms. Lunchbox is clearly deluded
Because the air that Darryl's exuded
Tells me he's rather a dork
There's much I'd prefer to pork
(inanimate objects included)

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #8 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 07:43 »

My rhyming ability is dead.
I can't think off the top of my head
I can't create limericks
I can only suck ten dicks,
in regards to my post in this thread.

Sox · « **Reply #9 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 08:01 »

That Astaldo forumer guy...
I really do have to ask why...
You seem overzealous...
And really, quite jealous...
When saying Darryl's not a great guy...

Johnny C · « **Reply #10 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 10:10 »

I once had this bitch Margaret
Who had me sprung when jail I split
But I kicked in her do'
And I looked on the flo'
And discovered that bitches ain't shit

Oh, to the window, to the wall,
To the sweat drop down my balls
Ah, skeet skeet skeet skeet
Ah, skeet skeet skeet skeet
To all of these bitches do crawl

Peet · « **Reply #11 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 10:17 »

Sox I'm offended by your chide
I'm not sure why you replied
It seemed overly trite
Are you looking for a fight
Do you want to take this outside?

Lines · « **Reply #12 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 10:19 »

There once was this guy Johnny C
This dude was awesome, you see
But then he said bitches ain't shit
And I just couldn't best it
And now I'm wallowing in misery.

karl gambolputty... · « **Reply #13 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 10:22 »

Be cautious while your postcount is small
To walk you must first learn to crawl
Lurk with some patience
Enjoy our mature conversations

...

Dongs ROFL HURR dickfish BUTTSLOL

Peet · « **Reply #14 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 10:27 »

My favourite colour is orange
it really is qu-

Never mind.

Sox · « **Reply #15 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 10:28 »

I am usually somewhat reserved
But Astaldo, you got on my nerves.
I'll own your hide
If we take this outside
Baby, prepare to get served.

Peet · « **Reply #16 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 10:28 »

I find that hard to believe
I have a few tricks up my sleeve
They're really quite neat
They'll ensure your defeat
It'd be best if you were to just leave

Gemmwah · « **Reply #17 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 10:32 »

Are you guys having a... poetry-off?

Ozymandias · « **Reply #18 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 10:42 »

There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose periods were always quite stable
Every full moon
She'd take out a spoon
And drink herself under the table

Sox · « **Reply #19 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 10:43 »

(D,F,D,A) young chick.
I'll (B,B) until you're sick.
with your pride diminished
(D,F,A) and finish
With (D,D,B)(Hurricane Kick)

Peet · « **Reply #20 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 10:45 »

It's not much of a battle I feel
I'm not sure Sox has the steel
If I really start trying
You'll soon hear him crying
He's probably not even real.

karl gambolputty... · « **Reply #21 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 10:48 »

Ladies and gentlemen here with us tonight
You're in for a most wondrous sight
This is as good as it gets
Come on in, place your bets
It's a motherfucking internet fight

Sox · « **Reply #22 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 10:53 »

A resolution has clearly been missed
I overreacted, I admit, I was pissed
let's try this again
And settle it like men
With words, instead of our fists?

On the other hand, to hell with that, young whelp
Because I just placed a bet on myself
When we get to the ring
It's MY name they'll sing
As I'll have you crying for help.

Sox · « **Reply #23 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 11:01 »

Don't dis my foe, that ain't cool
Because though I clearly rule
I'm a man of RESPECT
Oh, and don't forget...
...Kids? Stay in school.

Peet · « **Reply #24 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 11:32 »

Regardless of what goes in my face
This conversation is quite a disgrace
This is an internet forum
Show some decorum
Or perhaps you should leave without trace.

ledhendrix · « **Reply #25 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 11:39 »

This thread is the best
It kicks all sorts of chest
With jesting galore
These posts i adore
Who the fucks been stealing my pets?

Sox · « **Reply #26 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 11:44 »

Now that the riff-raff has gone
The honourable fight can go on.
But before we attack
Let's have a snack
I have made pre-fight Tea and Scones.

ledhendrix · « **Reply #27 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 11:50 »

I bet they're delicious
Creative fun and nutritious
But if you drink all that tea
Mid fight you might pee
And no one likes a man that just pishes

Amaroq · « **Reply #28 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 11:50 »

So here by the ringside, we're chillin'
Cheering the word-duel of top billin'.
What!? Anyways left?
Oh we are bereft:
For every thread needs a good villain!

Patrick · « **Reply #29 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 11:54 »

Quote from: Ozymandias on 08 Mar 2008, 10:42

There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose periods were always quite stable
Every full moon
She'd take out a spoon
And drink herself under the table

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever read.

With limericks some are quite pretty
But some stupid tits write them shitty
They should be gunned down
Make me want to frown
Like that sucker-of-cocks Something Witty

(man I hope he comes in here 'cause if not I will feel bad)

Peet · « **Reply #30 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 11:58 »

Sir, please ignore my boasts
I have really enjoyed your posts
It was naught but a jest
'Tis me that's the pest
Our forumites are pleased to be your hosts!

(Seriously, Anyways)

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #31 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 12:05 »

These threads never cease to enthral,
And I'm just trying to comprehend it all.
Some are funny!perverted,
And though some people got hurted,
But come on people, we're just havin' a lol.

Patrick · « **Reply #32 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 12:11 »

Internet drama is lame
Seriously guys, it is lame
It's stupid as shit
Go back to Mum's tit
And learn to stop being so--- wait wait wait. What the fuck is going on, this over a limerick thread? Man I was stranded for 5 hours today because a mountain collapsed and blocked the road because some idiots didn't engineer their rock blast properly, and even that stupidity is weak compared to this.

calenlass · « **Reply #33 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 12:14 »

I would just like everyone to know that Taylor's limerick is less than stellar for me because when I see "lol" in my head I have always heard it "ell oh ell".

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #34 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 12:25 »

Maybe this one will be more to your liking.

You disdain my use of L O L,
But observe, my dear Southern belle,
A more stellar rhyme
Could be achieved in time,
Its obvious rhyme? "Go to hell."

(I challenge you to a rhyme-off)

BobJoeJim · « **Reply #35 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 12:29 »

Be it poetry, rap, or any battle of rhyme,
When properly done it can be sublime,
But to a Limerick-off
My hat I must doff,
For this is the greatest thread of all time.

Amaroq · « **Reply #36 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 12:39 »

Oh, Jeph, now see, this is what happens,
When weekends you take off with your friends:
A limerick war
Explodes in your
Hilarious off-topic forums

Ã¶de · « **Reply #37 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 12:52 »

There once was a forumer named Ã¶de,
Whose limericks could not be abode,
Haiku was his forte,
But in this thread thought,
A most faux pas sort of mode!

EDIT: Removed for making no sense.

Elizzybeth · « **Reply #38 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 12:54 »

I've got a ringside seat for this rhyme-off,
But it looks like you're taking some time off.
Come on, hurry back!
I've got Cracker Jack.
I've caged the match; you can't sneak off!

karl gambolputty... · « **Reply #39 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 12:55 »

If this life is getting you down
And internet drama be making you frown
Get on up, go outside
Take a walk, or a ride
You'll soon turn that frown upside-down

Ã¶de · « **Reply #40 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 13:02 »

You may consider this to be a throw-down,
You might say a sort of showdown,
It's my intention,
To divide attention,
So hell no I can't slow down.

Peet · « **Reply #41 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 13:07 »

It seems that Sox has fled
This battle has gone to his head
My wonderful prose
Had him in throes
Do I have another challenger instead?

BobJoeJim · « **Reply #42 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 13:12 »

Astaldo, you think Sox would leave
Because your rhymes made him grieve?
You were no test,
He knew he was best,
And that, you'd better believe.

heretic · « **Reply #43 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 13:12 »

Back in the day there was heretic
who posted so much he got very sick
he left for some time
(not from gabbly, you'll mind)
but he came back for one stupid limerick.

karl gambolputty... · « **Reply #44 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 13:13 »

It's said that there's nothing girls find
As sexy as a poetic mind
I fear this doesn't apply
If it's limericks you cry
While you're tappin' that ass from behind

Patrick · « **Reply #45 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 13:16 »

Heretic posted a rhyme
And it's really about fucking time
That he made a comeback
His face I will smack
If he leaves us with just one lame rhyme

Peet · « **Reply #46 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 13:19 »

Karl is quite wrong,
With regards to my song
His mother loves rhyme
Most of the time
Especially when she's on my schlong.

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #47 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 13:20 »

A word that rhymes with orange?
Well of course you are thinking of door hinge.
Sorry to say
I cannot, I kinnae
Think of a word besides sore minge.

BobJoeJim · « **Reply #48 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 13:20 »

Astaldo,

Be cautious about where you stray,
You claim your rhymes carry the day,
But your diction is weak.
This is fiction you speak,
You do not belong in this fray.

Sox · « **Reply #49 on:** 08 Mar 2008, 13:22 »

Guys, I think I am through
There isn't much left I can do
(The real reason Pete
And please be discreet
Is that I placed all my money on you)

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

Author Topic: Lim·er·ick (Read 22930 times)

Amaroq

BobJoeJim

Amaroq

BobJoeJim

heretic

BobJoeJim