Topic: DEAR JOHNNY C (Read 26772 times)

sean · « **Reply #50 on:** 18 Mar 2008, 10:59 »

Dear Johnny,

Wanna do a line of coke off my dick?

Thanks,

Sean/Clobs

Cam · « **Reply #51 on:** 18 Mar 2008, 11:33 »

Dear Johnny C,

There is an almost palpable tension in the air. What do you think it would taste like? Why kind of baked goods would you use it in?

Lines · « **Reply #52 on:** 18 Mar 2008, 14:54 »

Quote from: Everybody

Dear Johnny C,

Can I have your babies?

Love, Ultimate Dicksucker, Inc.

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #53 on:** 18 Mar 2008, 14:59 »

I think I might like this worker drone thing. Thinking is hard enough; now I don't ever have to do it. Thanks, Not-Johnny-C!

Tom · « **Reply #54 on:** 19 Mar 2008, 02:16 »

Johnny, you're so awesome. Your awesomeness cannot be measured or expressed using any empirical or metric systems ever invented, being invented or not-yet-conceived-but-will-be-at-some-later-date. Your special kind of awesomeness is only definable with the aid of things that are both incredibly clever, cool, lame and stupid.

Henceforth, your awesomeness will be measured in LOL cats.

Spluff · « **Reply #55 on:** 19 Mar 2008, 03:16 »

Johnny C yours sincerely,

I have difficulties setting out letters. Can you help me?

PS. Dear,
Spluff.

öde · « **Reply #56 on:** 19 Mar 2008, 03:50 »

Johnny,

Do a fucking thing will ya?

-Danny Writes Letters.

blanktom · « **Reply #57 on:** 19 Mar 2008, 04:59 »

Dear Johnny C,

After reviewing the case for several months I have decided you are the only one who can help.

Where on earth is Carmen Sandiego?

Please respond as soon as you are avaliable.

Scotland Yard

Lines · « **Reply #58 on:** 19 Mar 2008, 06:24 »

Where in the world?

Johnny C, Carmen Sandiego is more adept at hiding than you! You should come out of hiding! We'll begin to think that you are an international thief and have become Carmen's sidekick/boytoy!

(I wasn't correcting him.)

Gemmwah · « **Reply #59 on:** 19 Mar 2008, 08:20 »

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qTUiFYHhhe4

They are both valid.

sean · « **Reply #60 on:** 19 Mar 2008, 11:09 »

Dear Johnny C,

Why don't I wake up with the gin already in me?

Hat · « **Reply #61 on:** 19 Mar 2008, 12:31 »

Dear Johnny C,

Why am I always such a dick when I drink.

Also why can't I stop drinking

Basically what I am asking is what is the cause of chronic alcoholism with both questions.

Fuck you.

Love, Brett.

rawrXskittles · « **Reply #62 on:** 19 Mar 2008, 12:55 »

Dear Johhny C,

Do you like me???

y/n

Love Rawr

Patrick · « **Reply #63 on:** 19 Mar 2008, 16:59 »

Dear Rawr,

Wait what when did you come back.

Regards,
Patrick

--

Dear Johnny,

Give me my fucking shirt back asshole

See you in court for my OTHER shit,
Patrick

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #64 on:** 19 Mar 2008, 18:45 »

Quote from: imapiratearg on 18 Mar 2008, 05:22

Dear Johnny C,

You killed my dog. I hate you forever.

Love,
Imapiratearg.

Man, that fucker had.....relations....with my dog. Scruffy hasn't been the same since. When ever it rains he just sits there, sits there and shakes.

Hunter · « **Reply #65 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 12:36 »

Dear Old Forumites,

Remember the letter thread way back when?Neither do I.
-Hunter
___________

Dear Johnny,

Have you been tazered by Canadian Airport Security Officers, again? Remember to use your one phone call as a crank call!
-Hunter

Sox · « **Reply #66 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 13:53 »

Dear JC

There's ties on my tail and I seriously don't think I can hit this thermal exhaust port. What should I do?

imapiratearg · « **Reply #67 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 13:59 »

R1 L2 L1 R2 Left, down, up, right, left down, up, right.

Or like, do a barrel roll, or something. I guess you could use the Force, too.

Dear Blue Kitty,

I'm sorry to hear about your dog. Johnny C is a monster, and action must be taken against him and his anti-canine violence.

Sincerely,
imapiratearg

KharBevNor · « **Reply #68 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 15:31 »

You'd probably want to shunt your shields to aft and use component targeting to get a torpedo lock on the exhaust port.

Patrick · « **Reply #69 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 16:46 »

Dear Everybody,

I prefer the method of actually flying into the Death Star II with the Falcon and just fuckin' stuff up in the central core thingy on the inside.

lol,
Me

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #70 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 22:11 »

Dear Patrick,

Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

You My Bitch now,
Emperor Palpatine

RobbieOC · « **Reply #71 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 22:27 »

I'm not doing shit without Wedge backing me up. Or at the very least:

tommyeski · « **Reply #72 on:** 29 Mar 2008, 00:07 »

Quote from: tommydski on 18 Mar 2008, 06:00

Quote from: David_Dovey on 18 Mar 2008, 05:02
Man, you're just saying that to seem cool, all liking Johnny's stuff before he got popular.

You'll understand when we get to tommyeski and tommyfski.

You rang?

God, I never thought I'd never have to dig up this gem again...

tania · « **Reply #73 on:** 29 Mar 2008, 06:31 »

you don't have to, actually.

jhocking · « **Reply #74 on:** 29 Mar 2008, 06:57 »

How coincidental. For a second robbie's avatar made me thing eph had posted (I still remember your old av fondly) and then a couple posts later she actually did post.

khar, just hurry up and rack up 80 more posts so Johnny will post again.

tania · « **Reply #75 on:** 29 Mar 2008, 07:01 »

i don't even remember my old avatar! you're weird, joe hocking.

McTaggart · « **Reply #76 on:** 29 Mar 2008, 10:33 »

Was there one with a pikachu slapping another pikachu?

RobbieOC · « **Reply #77 on:** 29 Mar 2008, 21:36 »

Quote from: jhocking on 29 Mar 2008, 06:57

How coincidental. For a second robbie's avatar made me thing eph had posted (I still remember your old av fondly) and then a couple posts later she actually did post.

khar, just hurry up and rack up 80 more posts so Johnny will post again.

Or maybe not so coincidental?

...I don't know.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #78 on:** 30 Mar 2008, 10:18 »

What would happen if I, too, stopped at 9,999?

jhocking · « **Reply #79 on:** 30 Mar 2008, 10:22 »

Maybe he's dead? Maybe this forum has an assassin robot that kills people when they reach 9,999 posts.

If you disappear, I'll know to take an extended leave of absence.

Buttfranklin · « **Reply #80 on:** 30 Mar 2008, 10:34 »

Actually, right now he's at 9, 998. One of his posts must've been deleted.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #81 on:** 30 Mar 2008, 11:54 »

Quote from: jhocking on 30 Mar 2008, 10:22

Maybe he's dead? Maybe this forum has an assassin robot that kills people when they reach 9,999 posts.

If you disappear, I'll know to take an extended leave of absence.

I saw him on Gabbly today! JOHNNY C LIVES!

Johnny C · « **Reply #82 on:** 30 Mar 2008, 12:47 »

Quote from: shadowsworn on 30 Mar 2008, 10:34

Actually, right now he's at 9, 998. One of his posts must've been deleted.

Yeah, wait, what the fuck?

Oli · « **Reply #83 on:** 30 Mar 2008, 15:36 »

Quote from: jhocking on 30 Mar 2008, 10:22

Maybe this forum has an assassin robot that kills people when they reach 9,999 posts.

Logan's Forum.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #84 on:** 30 Mar 2008, 16:14 »

So what would be the forum equivalent of renewal?

Patrick · « **Reply #85 on:** 31 Mar 2008, 07:19 »

Hey I wonder if you get 6 stars.

Gurkburk · « **Reply #86 on:** 31 Mar 2008, 10:30 »

Dear Johnny C,

When will These Estates put up more music on facebook? My dick is still chaffed from the Got Snakes release.

Yours truly, fanboi88^^

axerton · « **Reply #87 on:** 01 Apr 2008, 04:32 »

Dear Johnny C

Your 10,000 post had better be out-of-this-world-epic, otherwise it is going to be such a let down after all this delay.
or maybe that's your whole plan, comedy of dashed expectations.

A Concerned Citizen.

Oli · « **Reply #88 on:** 01 Apr 2008, 12:00 »

Dear Johnny C

How is Billy?

Yours,

The sea.

jhocking · « **Reply #89 on:** 01 Apr 2008, 12:26 »

Quote from: axerton on 01 Apr 2008, 04:32

maybe that's your whole plan, comedy of dashed expectations.

been there, done that

KharBevNor · « **Reply #90 on:** 01 Apr 2008, 16:18 »

Oh fuck this, I'm spamming my way to 10,000 tonight.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #91 on:** 01 Apr 2008, 16:21 »

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #92 on:** 01 Apr 2008, 16:21 »

NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #93 on:** 01 Apr 2008, 16:21 »

NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND

KharBevNor · « **Reply #94 on:** 01 Apr 2008, 16:22 »

AND DESERT YOU.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #95 on:** 01 Apr 2008, 16:22 »

I would prefer that word to be 'dessert'.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #96 on:** 01 Apr 2008, 16:23 »

The act of desserting someone would either be to smear them with cake or ice-cream or, in a more macabre turn of events, make them into cake or ice cream.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #97 on:** 01 Apr 2008, 16:24 »

Rick Astley, all eating a muffin with a nipple on top.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #98 on:** 01 Apr 2008, 16:24 »

Actually I think I read a manga about that once.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #99 on:** 01 Apr 2008, 16:25 »

It wouldn't surprise me.

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