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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #150 on: 02 Apr 2008, 10:06 »

Corsets are not good for wearing under thin/delicate/tight fitting tops. As this rules out the majority of my wardrobe, I'll leave corsets for the renaissance faire.

Boobs are great though! I kind of miss the ability to wear little-boy teeshirts like I did when I was a small B-cup, but I have to say the recent developments are very nice. I have some womanly hip-curves going, so having a slightly larger chest (mid-C) makes me much more proportional.

That site Ruyi linked to does indeed have a huge gallery of 'real breasts', which is actually kind of scary. I didn't really want to know there were quite so many wildly asymmetrical boobs with areolas the size of salad plates out there. Also now I'm iffy on the breast-feeding concept, because ALL of those ladies have some super-saggy tits:(
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #151 on: 02 Apr 2008, 11:22 »

I hear weaning your kid off of the boob and not having them feed from there anymore hurts like a bitch. I can imagine, though, that stopping such things would wreak all kinds of havoc on some tittehz.

Shit, if I want a handjob I won't bother with any of this "romancing" or "hiring prostitutes" and instead just look up some nice, cheerful porn.

This. Besides do you really want to spend your dating life going around looking for girls with big boobies so you can get your titfuck on?
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #152 on: 02 Apr 2008, 12:41 »

Sure, not many people actually enjoy giving head (though some do), but most people can take some enjoyment in the fact that they are doing something for another person.

This might be a bit late but I wanted to say a couple things about this.

First off, I might just be lucky but I've met as many people who loved giving oral sex as people who didn't.  Secondly, there's a difference between oral sex and titty-fucking, namely the difference between active and passive.  Going down on anyone can be a huge power trip because you've basically got complete control over your partner (or at least, if you're doing it right you do).  This makes it a total blast.  Having your partner hump your chest doesn't sound decidedly terrible, but it's so passive that I really couldn't imagine anyone having a whole lot of enthusiasm for it.

If I end up with a partner who has bodacious tits and she wants to rub them all over my dick in the middle of going down on me, that's cool, but I can't envision myself getting upset because my partner had an objection to me straddling her abdomen and thrusting repeatedly.  If she doesn't get to do anything but sit there, but I'M the only one getting off, what's the point?  My partner should only be passive if what I'm doing to them is too overwhelmingly pleasurable for them to be doing anything else.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #153 on: 02 Apr 2008, 13:01 »

Surely there can be SOME "point" even to sex where all the participants aren't equally invested and active and climax spectacularly (and simultaneously, of course)?
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #154 on: 02 Apr 2008, 13:10 »

I hear you, but I guess I just feel like my sexy time is better spent being more interactive.  On the other hand, I have a history of not-so-passive partners, and while I like it that way, I haven't really given myself very much to exploration of how to have lots of fun with a passive partner, so I've got a limited and biased perspective.
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« Reply #155 on: 02 Apr 2008, 13:25 »

But surely a person can [choose] to be passive at one time, and active at another??

I know a couple of girls who think it's nice to be _able_ to offer a titfuck (man, there has to be a good euphemism for that), and enjoy, I dunno, engulfing a guy with their cleavage or something. I won't pretend to have a good enough understanding of it to be able to explain their point in words.

I must admit, I don't know any guys who long to try it out, however, or any who've found it particularly enjoyable. Myself, I imagine it would be physically somewhat awkward :|
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #156 on: 02 Apr 2008, 13:36 »

There are various degrees of interactivity.  Giving head for example is pretty one-way; obviously the receiver pretty much gets to enjoy it while the giver has the pleasure of giving.  I'm thinking that titty-fucking is something like that.  Sometimes this is what's desired by both parties.  Sometimes it's time for wrestling and breaking some furniture.  Or anything in between.

I personally don't see the attraction of the titty-fuck, and my wife has some pretty impressive breasts.  If she's not up for some interactive or some head, I doubt I'm gonna get her to lay there while I get off rubbing between her breasts.  I mean, what is she supposed to be doing during this that would be any fun for her?
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #157 on: 02 Apr 2008, 13:38 »

Role reversal between passive and active is really important!  I'd hate to be passive OR active all the time, and I'd also probably not get too excited about sex with someone who completely eschewed one or the other.  But if I'm on one side of an explicitly active/passive dynamic (giving/receiving oral sex, for example), I like to either be in control of my partner's pleasure, or have them in control of mine ... I don't really see appeal in a situation where the person who has less control over the situation is also not the one who is getting off.

It also does sound really physically awkward.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #158 on: 02 Apr 2008, 15:39 »

Honestly, I think it sounds kind of fun. So long as my partner was enjoying himself and it wasn't just awkward/unfulfilling, I think it would be a nice alternative to mix things up.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #159 on: 02 Apr 2008, 16:09 »

Everybody keeps describing it like the guy has to be sitting on the girl's stomach in some ultra awkward position...

All the tittyfucking I see in pr0nz is like blowjob position for the girl, except she's moving her boobs up and down his johnson with her hands! I don't really understand why it'd be any more repulsive than a blowjob. You'd actually think less.
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« Reply #160 on: 02 Apr 2008, 16:21 »

I always thought a tit-job was ... just a glorified handjob with the challenge of ejaculating on her face... my mind always saw it as a kidn of video game... something like Gataca.

Boobs, well I do have a love over them, but I prefer around the 28C+ margin. although its only a preference.

Just, when im in university walking it is quite scary how many girls decide low cut tops are best. Especially when i'm walking down the stairs one flight above them (No its not intentional I just remember looking over the edge and getting an eye-full). Drifting a bit, but the point is, in  Scotland is is probably just as bad as it is in America, its a scene of indecency for women to reveal themselves in any public place. Although our beaches are too cold for anyone to even go to.

So I sadly am too sensitive and usually double-take whenever anything is exposed, my last gig which was Korpiklaani I befriended a bunch of people and the girl i was standing next to's boobs decided to leap from her corset... being the gentleman i was, i stared for abotu 5 seconds before telling her. Thankfully she never noticed the gawping.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #161 on: 02 Apr 2008, 16:30 »

I guess if someone asked me to tit-fuck them I would, but only if they would hump my leg for about ten minutes in return.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #162 on: 02 Apr 2008, 16:36 »

I guess if someone asked me to tit-fuck them I would, but only if they would hump my leg for about ten minutes in return.

Good point!  That can sometimes work really well and be awesome, too ... between that and Chrasstor's (seemingly obvious, in retrospect) point I think I might have to start reconsidering my opinion on the subject.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #163 on: 02 Apr 2008, 17:10 »

I mean, what is she supposed to be doing during this that would be any fun for her?

Squeezing her boobs together. DUHHHHHH

If I had boobs I'd squeeze them together just for the fun of it.
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« Reply #164 on: 02 Apr 2008, 17:20 »

If I had boobs I'd squeeze them together just for the fun of it.

I'd personally consider laying off the junk food /nod
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« Reply #165 on: 02 Apr 2008, 17:27 »

Mine would be ugly because i have a few scars on the nippular area.
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« Reply #166 on: 02 Apr 2008, 17:50 »

Mine would be ugly because i have a few scars on the nippular area.

Doubt many people would be put off by it. I've got some obscene scars on my precious man jewels. (Girl had braces thats enough to know!)
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« Reply #167 on: 02 Apr 2008, 18:00 »

Man, if a girl has braces, she should not be giving blowjobs anyway. Don't people get braces off at age 15 or so?
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« Reply #168 on: 02 Apr 2008, 18:03 »

Braces off at fifteen? Sadly not, depends on the damage and how late you are in getting them I knew someone who had them up until 18, the girl who had them was 16.  Impressive scar if I say so, looking back I laugh at myself, just at the time I was running around in a blind panic.... kinda like a headless chicken.
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« Reply #169 on: 02 Apr 2008, 18:13 »

Mine would be ugly because i have a few scars on the nippular area.
I've got some obscene scars on my precious man jewels. (Girl had braces thats enough to know!)

Sweet Jesus, that actually happens in real life?! Wow... Just... The hell?

But yeah, my friend is 16 and he's still got his. He's had them since he was really young. It's going to be all kinds of weird when he gets them taken off. They keep them on depending on how fucked up your teeth are and how often you change the stupid rubber band thingies.

I didn't need braces, so this is hearsay.


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« Reply #170 on: 02 Apr 2008, 18:13 »

Braces off at fifteen? Sadly not, depends on the damage and how late you are in getting them I knew someone who had them up until 18, the girl who had them was 16.  Impressive scar if I say so, looking back I laugh at myself, just at the time I was running around in a blind panic.... kinda like a headless chicken.

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« Reply #171 on: 02 Apr 2008, 18:14 »

If I had boobs I'd squeeze them together just for the fun of it.

It's not as fun as you'd think it would be. Trust me.
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« Reply #172 on: 02 Apr 2008, 18:17 »

The scar aint bad, was more a foreskin rip, what i can tell, a bit of my skin got caught, she pulled off quickly and ladedade! She took a bit with her!

So now i got this bit of overlapping skin down there, aint big and im amazed that an inch size wound could give so much blood...
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« Reply #173 on: 02 Apr 2008, 18:18 »

If I had boobs I'd squeeze them together just for the fun of it.

It's not as fun as you'd think it would be. Trust me.

It gets strange looks if you do it in public! I have a scar on my chest that is not always visible, so there have been times where I have been poking it at the petrol station, only to look up and see a guy looking at me awfully confused about me playing with my chest.
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« Reply #174 on: 02 Apr 2008, 18:20 »

Man I know. I will admit that sometimes when I'm really bored and wearing a low cut shirt I will just kind of poke them for the heck of it, since they are kind of fun. But squeezing them together isn't as fabulous as it sounds.
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« Reply #175 on: 02 Apr 2008, 18:22 »



It gets strange looks if you do it in public! I have a scar on my chest that is not always visible, so there have been times where I have been poking it at the petrol station, only to look up and see a guy looking at me awfully confused about me playing with my chest.

Oh is that the one that goes between your boobs and down to your belly button? I knew a girl at my school with that.. I got caught looking at it once and that ended in me getting slapped and being called a pervert. Later that day I told her I wasl ooking at her scar which gave me another slap. "I know, you shouldn't stare pervert!"... Least she made the other cheek red this time.


Man I know. I will admit that sometimes when I'm really bored and wearing a low cut shirt I will just kind of poke them for the heck of it, since they are kind of fun. But squeezing them together isn't as fabulous as it sounds.

Is that the equivalent of a guy scratching his jewels in public?
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« Reply #176 on: 02 Apr 2008, 18:24 »

Hey Liz if it makes you feel better I like to swing my dong around before I get into the shower. I mean my junk's gotta have some kind of non-sexual entertainment value.
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« Reply #177 on: 02 Apr 2008, 18:25 »

No, it's just a small scar that probably came from carrying my cat or rabbit around when they didn't want to be. I don't even know how I got it, really. I have a fair few scars, so I can be expected to know how I got them all; I just remember the bigger ones so I can brag about them. The scar you mentioned sounds like they cut her chest open for some reason.
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« Reply #178 on: 02 Apr 2008, 18:27 »

No, it's just a small scar that probably came from carrying my cat or rabbit around when they didn't want to be. I don't even know how I got it, really. I have a fair few scars, so I can be expected to know how I got them all; I just remember the bigger ones so I can brag about them. The scar you mentioned sounds like they cut her chest open for some reason.

My mate who was going out with her later told me it was from a heart operation when she was a baby.

No, it's just a small scar that probably came from carrying my cat or rabbit around when they didn't want to be. I don't even know how I got it, really. I have a fair few scars, so I can be expected to know how I got them all; I just remember the bigger ones so I can brag about them. The scar you mentioned sounds like they cut her chest open for some reason.

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« Reply #179 on: 02 Apr 2008, 18:36 »

There is kind of a thing for the cellar shift at work where we look out from window of one of the bars while we are shifting cartons of shit around at 8 am at hot women in power suits walking to work. They can't see us, because the windows are heavily tinted, and in the space of five minutes, you'd be surprised at how many women stopped right outside our window, checked to see if anyone was looking, and did a full breast adjustment.

Apparently when men are not looking, all successful women do is make sure their breasts look good when we do.

I am kind of worried by this.
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« Reply #180 on: 02 Apr 2008, 18:38 »

you'd be surprised at how many women stopped right outside our window, checked to see if anyone was looking, and did a full breast adjustment.
Apparently when men are not looking, all successful women do is make sure their breasts look good when we do.

Ever been tempted to hit the window with something when they do it? Like knock on it, I think that would personally be hilarious.
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« Reply #181 on: 02 Apr 2008, 19:10 »

 I would give a thumbs up. Or maybe breathe on the window and write "UR TITS LOOK GREAT"

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« Reply #182 on: 02 Apr 2008, 19:14 »

Breast adjustment is important! Bras can get mighty uncomfortable, even if they are fitted right. Sometimes you just gotta wrangle them into place.
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« Reply #183 on: 02 Apr 2008, 19:16 »

Breast adjustment is important! Bras can get mighty uncomfortable, even if they are fitted right. Sometimes you just gotta wrangle them into place.

So it IS the equivalent of guys scratching themselves!

That answers one question, the other is. Why do some girls use tissue paper to pad their bra?... my first girlfriend did that, she wasn't exactly small either. Just there was a lot of tissue paper...
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« Reply #184 on: 02 Apr 2008, 19:31 »

I have honestly never known a girl who did that.
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« Reply #185 on: 02 Apr 2008, 19:39 »

Tissue paper? That would be uncomfortable. I believe facial tissues are more common, and girls use them to make their cleavage look better because they think it's hot. Maybe it's because I have enough boobage going on but I think stuffing your bra is pretty silly.
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« Reply #186 on: 02 Apr 2008, 19:50 »

Hmm, seems about righ, thing was she was a C size bra...so... I personally never saw it, maybe she had issues.

Oh other issue with boobs. Areolas, are larger ones more sensitive or?
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« Reply #187 on: 02 Apr 2008, 19:51 »

Braces off at fifteen? Sadly not, depends on the damage and how late you are in getting them I knew someone who had them up until 18, the girl who had them was 16.  Impressive scar if I say so, looking back I laugh at myself, just at the time I was running around in a blind panic.... kinda like a headless chicken.

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« Reply #188 on: 02 Apr 2008, 19:52 »

Siert, I really don't think so. I'm pretty sure it's just kind of random what you get and they're all functionally the same.
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« Reply #189 on: 02 Apr 2008, 19:55 »

right JUST to disclose myself, Scotland, consent here is 16.

Disclosure over :) Wewt!

Ah, well just wondering, anyway next question. Do nipples EVER get in the way? I mean I know sometimes i look at girls and think their smuggling tick tacs. I mean even wearing a bra do you sometimes go "Dammit!".
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« Reply #190 on: 02 Apr 2008, 19:57 »

...they really don't get in the way, I promise. They just respond to heat/cold/touch, to varying degrees for different women. The end.
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« Reply #191 on: 02 Apr 2008, 20:00 »

Oh well, I still enjoy my comedy pick up line. Although all it does isgive me a glare or her choking on her drink!

*thinks*... Damn my boob curiosity fails me. I just know I enjoy them.. a lot...
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« Reply #192 on: 02 Apr 2008, 20:26 »

Man, if a girl has braces, she should not be giving blowjobs anyway.

Some are capable of doing it without goring the dude's junk!
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« Reply #193 on: 02 Apr 2008, 20:27 »

Man, if a girl has braces, she should not be giving blowjobs anyway.

Some are capable of doing it without goring the dude's junk!

When thats ben proven, i'll get over braces. otherwise, i'll keep my barge pole handy!
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« Reply #194 on: 02 Apr 2008, 20:33 »

Tissue paper? That would be uncomfortable. I believe facial tissues are more common, and girls use them to make their cleavage look better because they think it's hot. Maybe it's because I have enough boobage going on but I think stuffing your bra is pretty silly.

I am really curious about the cultural implications of having a type of tissue that isn't designed for facial use.
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« Reply #195 on: 02 Apr 2008, 20:38 »

Man, if a girl has braces, she should not be giving blowjobs anyway.

Some are capable of doing it without goring the dude's junk!

When thats ben proven, i'll get over braces. otherwise, i'll keep my barge pole handy!

I can personally assure you, that there are a few who can do it.
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« Reply #196 on: 02 Apr 2008, 20:40 »

Tissue PAPER, Hat. The stuff that they wrap glassware in at the shops, and stuff new shoes with for display.

Also I was not very good at blow jobs when I had braces.

I'm not very good without them, but I was still really bad with braces.
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« Reply #197 on: 02 Apr 2008, 20:42 »

I am really curious about the cultural implications of having a type of tissue that isn't designed for facial use.

This is tissue paper. You shove it in gift bags and use it in art projects.


This is facial tissue. You shove it in your face.
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« Reply #198 on: 02 Apr 2008, 20:45 »

I am still getting used to this forum, so not used to the amount of forward behaviour >.>

I..don't enjoy blow jobs anymore, had a titjob once but decided i'd prefer a hand job.

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« Reply #199 on: 02 Apr 2008, 20:45 »


Toilet tissue. You shove it in your bottom.

I know you don't shove it IN you bottom, but the theme was there. I could not veer from it!
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