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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #100 on: 31 Mar 2008, 11:41 »

FYI Ladies:  Wearing a bra all the time can weaken the muscles behind your boobs.  Going without a bra for at least a few hours a day will keep those muscles stronger and your boobs perkier!

You better be for real on this!  Because of you my D-cups are bouncing freely today.  But if they sag when I'm older, be assured I shall have my revenge.

Where did you learn this?

I've read something along those lines here. So, just make sure that you're not jogging those few hours you go without a bra.
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« Reply #101 on: 31 Mar 2008, 12:33 »

A lot of thoughts went through my mind as I read the posts in this thread, but only one survived all the way to the writing of this post.

Just wanna throw this out there for your consideration: in a world full of pretty cool people of all sorts, breast-appearance can be as suitable a dealbreaker as any.

Mai, thanks for pointing out the thing about Italian TV. I think it's really easy for non-Europeans to be blinded by the liberal attitudes towards sex and nudity and the like that are generally prevalent in much of Europe. Actually, it's pretty easy for those of us who live here, too!
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #102 on: 31 Mar 2008, 13:11 »

Darkbluerabbit: Thank you for the link. I now know what I want to study when I get out of college.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #103 on: 31 Mar 2008, 13:24 »

It has just occured to me that Jeph probably now thinks that we are REALLY creepy, and will probably change all the forum titles again soon.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #104 on: 31 Mar 2008, 13:31 »

I thought that "Jeph thinks we're creepy" was basically the status quo around here anyway?
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #105 on: 31 Mar 2008, 15:36 »

Bra shopping is terrifying. I walk past those shops specialising in the selling of the underwears and just freak out. I don't think it helps that the ladies come up to me with a gleam in their eyes and grin while asking enthusiastically "Would you like a fitting!!!?" I normally leave then before they grab my chest. I do like getting pretty bras, but there have been times where I have gotten some and realised once I wore them a few times that they didn't fit me properly at all, and I am embarrassed to go up to the people there and say "I would like a pretty bra that fits my odd boobs nicely please!" because I have odd boobs. I just wander about and refuse any help if I actually force myself to stay in there.

I have gotten some cute underwear from those shops, though. That I can buy most easily.
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« Reply #106 on: 31 Mar 2008, 17:16 »

i just looked up soccer slam on wikipedia cos i was curious about these character stereotypes joe mentioned.
i have heard of basically all of them except this one which had me kind of confused.

Quote from: wikipedia's list of soccer slam characters
Nova, a young Native American genius who wants to win the championship so that he can aid in making soccer possible on a space station

so all native americans are... astronauts? space aliens?
on second thought maybe real native american stereotypes are actually too depressing to poke fun at.
The implication is that all Native Americans leave home to earn money at high-intelligence fields to send that money back to the reservation.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #107 on: 31 Mar 2008, 17:20 »

Darkbluerabbit: Thank you for the link. I now know what I want to study when I get out of college.

I just brought up some factoid I remember from a Women's Studies class...that wasn't entirely correct.  You can thank Ruyi for the link to the incredibly in depth breast resource. 

I'm not anti-bra at all though.  All the girls I've ever met who claim that bras restrict women have been A-cups.  I have no issue with people who have smaller boobs, just the ones that try to tell me I'm prolonging the patriarchy by wearing something that allows me to walk briskly in relative comfort. 

Bra shopping is terrifying. I walk past those shops specialising in the selling of the underwears and just freak out. I don't think it helps that the ladies come up to me with a gleam in their eyes and grin while asking enthusiastically "Would you like a fitting!!!?" ... I am embarrassed to go up to the people there and say "I would like a pretty bra that fits my odd boobs nicely please!" because I have odd boobs. I just wander about and refuse any help if I actually force myself to stay in there.

The page that ruyi linked has a "boob gallery" (probably NSFW) that shows how varied different womens' breasts look.  Very few people actually have odd boobs, they just think they do because of what they see in print or on TV. 

Those overly helpful bra shop women aren't so bad.  I accepted a fitting on a whim and learned that I've been wearing the wrong size for years. 
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #108 on: 31 Mar 2008, 17:57 »

Bra shopping is terrifying. I walk past those shops specialising in the selling of the underwears and just freak out. I don't think it helps that the ladies come up to me with a gleam in their eyes and grin while asking enthusiastically "Would you like a fitting!!!?" I normally leave then before they grab my chest.

Ohhh...now I see.  I've been doing it wrong, normally I come up to the ladies with a gleam in my eyes and grin while asking enthusiastically "Would you like to fondl--er, fit me!!!?"  Then they normally leave before they even grab my chest.  :-(
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« Reply #109 on: 31 Mar 2008, 19:38 »

The problem is you weren't going to the pretends-to-be-gay-but-secretly-straight male employees.

More men need to work in Lingerie, I think.

I want a job working in Lingerie.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #110 on: 31 Mar 2008, 20:04 »

Boobs are nice. But so is every inch of the body of a woman that you truly love. As far as pure lust goes, a B or C cup is usually nice. C is the perfect size to me. Anything much bigger than that, and it gets to be kind of unattractive, and can get in the way during sex. No disrespect to any large-chested women on here! And I haven't been "de-sensitized to it." They're soft, sensitive, and we're psychologically drawn to them, somewhat creepily, from our subconcious memories and/or instincts of feeding from mother's breasts.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #111 on: 31 Mar 2008, 20:31 »

I've been talking to people on MSN all day with only quotes from this thread.

Just thought you guys should know.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #112 on: 31 Mar 2008, 20:45 »

That is a pretty hilarious idea, and I think you should do that more often.

The page that ruyi linked has a "boob gallery" (probably NSFW) that shows how varied different womens' breasts look.

huh, I just looked through the gallery, and I'm realizing I like breasts even smaller than I thought. As in, all the breasts that I think look most attractive have captions referring to them as A cups. I've never actually asked any girl her bra size, so I never really realized this before; I always assumed B cups are the size I find most ideal.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #113 on: 31 Mar 2008, 22:15 »

Saying "I like C cups" or whatever completely confuses me, because I am a D cup and I would still say that I have pretty small boobs.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #114 on: 31 Mar 2008, 22:26 »

Ok, let me rephrase it in a simpler way: gigantic boobs are, to me, unattractive.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #115 on: 01 Apr 2008, 00:39 »

I have small boobs! In fact, according to one friend's assessment, they are probably too small for titty-fucking. I have to say I am not too broken up over this, and that I like them anyway.


Oh man, you guys. I would say I look at boobs on chicks to determine whether or not they look nice and suitable to the girl's stature and frame and overall curve proportions, but there are other places that I consider erotic that catch my eye a lot sooner, like waist-to-butt curves on girls, or necks and ears, or arms, or backs. Muscular definition in forearms particularly, and the way the musculature slopes across the planes on your back, and when someone turns their head to the side and you see something like this, it is just so hot. Also I feel like it is worth noting that I love hands. Beautiful hands are a marvel and totally mesmerising and I cannot take my eyes off them, even more than eyes or anything else. I also think it is interesting to note that all the people with amazing hands I have ever known have all been boys, and with one exception all were drummers or pianists. HLGAUHALUHGBA
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #116 on: 01 Apr 2008, 01:31 »

Hands
Despite understanding, somewhat, this sort of fascination, it still baffles me to have girl staring at my hand and turning it over. It is a hand. I use it to manipulate objects.
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« Reply #117 on: 01 Apr 2008, 01:44 »

Hands make way more sense than feet.  Hands do fondling and other sexy things.  I don't care that much about hands either way, unless someone has particularly nice ones.  Not "hand model" nice, but nice in that impossible to describe way.

Honestly, does anyone here have a foot thing?  Because I do not get it and would appreciate being enlightened.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #118 on: 01 Apr 2008, 01:54 »

Hands
Despite understanding, somewhat, this sort of fascination, it still baffles me to have girl staring at my hand and turning it over. It is a hand. I use it to manipulate objects.

This is not baffling!

Hands do fondling and other sexy things.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #119 on: 01 Apr 2008, 02:04 »

Hands do more than breasts do.
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« Reply #120 on: 01 Apr 2008, 02:19 »

Hands do more than breasts do.
Somehow, that makes breasts sexier.
This is related a lot to my aesthetics, which right now, tend to run against industrial "form follows function" design. Things are appealing because they are superfluous.
Sometimes I slip back into loving minimalism though.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #121 on: 01 Apr 2008, 02:33 »

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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #122 on: 01 Apr 2008, 02:36 »

Do you love the human appendix?
Only interested in women who've got em.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #123 on: 01 Apr 2008, 03:55 »

Honestly, does anyone here have a foot thing?  Because I do not get it and would appreciate being enlightened.

my boyfriend does.  but more in "i like cute feet wearing sexy shoes" kind of way rather than the "i like to lick toes" kind of way.
unfortunately for him my feet are not so cute, but at least i wear sexy shoes i guess.  and i can totally relate to his appreciation for woman in high heels because cute shoes are awesome.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #124 on: 01 Apr 2008, 05:15 »

when someone turns their head to the side and you see something like this, it is just so hot.


THIS.

Also collarbones and bony wrists. Especially collarbones.

And uh on topic boobs are pretty cool I guess. Mine are way small (like, I am barely into an A) and this used to bother me a lot but I don't care as much now.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #125 on: 01 Apr 2008, 06:39 »

On the question of my opinion of boobs, my first reaction was; I care about them too much, probably spend too much time staring at them and wish I could get over them.
Then I though about three girls who I consider most attractive in my circle of friends at uni:
1 (Now my best friend) I don't think I noticed the size of her rack until after I had asked her out and been rejected by her, and then it was kinda hard not to as she was wearing not the most concealing bikini top.
2, (Girl I'm planning on asking out) I met this girl and chatted with her a bit, we made each other laugh, but I barely had a chance to notice more than the fact that she was really kinda cute, it wasn't until about the third time I met her that I realised 'woah, she has huge tits. bonus'.
3, (girl I share a few classes with)...I honestly don't know how well set she is, her face is that beautiful.
So maybe I'm not as shallow as I first thought.

As far as what I do generally find sexy.... pretty much anything different from the surroundings, for example the other day a girl walked past me at uni wearing very short shorts and a top tied up really high and I needed to have my tongue put back in my head, but if I saw a girl dressed that way at the beach I wouldn't look twice. 
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #126 on: 01 Apr 2008, 08:38 »

I can spend a long time looking at someone's eyes.  I am really a sucker for bright eyes.

No, not Conor Oberst's music.  (Although, I do enjoy it from time to time.)
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #127 on: 01 Apr 2008, 14:48 »

So nowadays bra shopping, I just run in, grab the prettiest bras like that in 34 C and pay. It's become so I don't have to try them on. My boobs are pretty average shaped I guess-- or they're so malleable they just form the shape of whatever bra they're in lol.

I'm actually really glad to hear I'm not the only one who bra shops this way.  Once in a great while I'll get a bra that doesn't fit too well, but as I refuse to pay more thn $20 for a bra, it's never a huge investment wasted.  Mostly I'm satisfied with my underwear.

I'm a B cup and sometimes feel self-conscious, particularly when I'm in a bathing suit around my two best friends, who are both Ds.  For the most part, though, the guys I've dated have seemed pretty genuinely happy with my breasts (my boyfriend calls them "perfect" and will say things like, "Sure, it's my opinion, but who else matters?" if I try to argue).  I think I've come to the conclusion that I feel okay with breast-centered media when I'm feeling confident about my size; I only dislike the big-boobed women on television when I'm feeling anxious and small-boobed.  Right now, it's okay!  Bring on the boobs!
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #128 on: 01 Apr 2008, 14:55 »

I'm a boob man through and through, but I don't think that there's really a perfect size for breasts; it really depends on the woman. Some look great with larger breasts and a smaller pair suit some other women much better.

Though truly the trait I find most attractive is good grammar and a sophisticated vocabulary, I find women who sound extremely intelligent when they speak to be very attractive.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #129 on: 01 Apr 2008, 15:14 »

Despite understanding, somewhat, this sort of fascination, it still baffles me to have girl staring at my hand and turning it over. It is a hand. I use it to manipulate objects.

I am endlessly amused by my friend's tiny hands and feet. They're so tiny!
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« Reply #130 on: 01 Apr 2008, 15:23 »

This thread.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #131 on: 01 Apr 2008, 19:14 »

 Being a lover of curvy women I can appreciate large breasts (natural only) but overall I am a hips and thighs kind of guy.

 Also, in regards to titty-fuckin', why do so many people find it weird?  I wouldn't expect it to be everyone's thing, but some people I have talked to find it revolting; particularly ladies.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #132 on: 01 Apr 2008, 19:18 »

i don't do the tittyfucking thing because i don't really feel like my chest is ample enough, but i can definitely see the appeal with larger boobied ladies. it makes sense. regular sex gets boring after a while.
maybe it's just the phrase "tittyfuck" that's the turnoff? i really hate the word "blowjob" but i'm all for putting a penis in my mouth now and again. when a bit younger i remember being really turned off by the idea of going down on a guy because phrases like "blowjob" made it sound really sleazy and unappealing.
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« Reply #133 on: 01 Apr 2008, 20:30 »

The concept of titty-fucking isn't really disgusting, it just doesn't seem like fun.  A guy might take some pleasure from it, but as a woman I can't imagine getting much enjoyment out of pushing my lubed up boobs together while a dude humps my chest furiously.  It just doesn't seem like a good time. 

I think giving head is a little different, because it requires some skill.  Sure, not many people actually enjoy giving head (though some do), but most people can take some enjoyment in the fact that they are doing something for another person.  With tittyfucking you just sit there and get your chest humped.  The only "talent" involved is big enough boobs. 

This is just my perspective, of course, and it is mostly based on porn, which is not necessarily a reliable source. 
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« Reply #134 on: 01 Apr 2008, 20:34 »

All I really need to know I learned in porn.

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« Reply #135 on: 01 Apr 2008, 21:37 »

It's kind of like getting the softest handjob in the world.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #136 on: 01 Apr 2008, 21:51 »

It's like, I halfway expected this thread to end up where it is, but it's still kind of amazing.

...I find myself thinking that a lot around here (and I love it).
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« Reply #137 on: 01 Apr 2008, 22:55 »

 Darkbluerabbit, that was a perfect answer! I am of the opinion though that every sex act is what you make of it, and what the other person accepts. Some people don't know good fellatio from just having your penis in a mouth.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #138 on: 01 Apr 2008, 23:06 »

haha 5 pages of casual boob chat, I'm lovin this forum so far!

I really dig breasts, but anything bigger than a large C just too much for my little hands to handle. I encountered double F's once which were basicly two hands to one tit! Mine are medium Bs which make them the perfect size for cute bras. plus ever since victoria secret has released the "itec" line I've loved getting new bras, so comfy! I've never had a hard time finding a good fitting bra though which seems to be a running trend in this thread, I think smaller boobs are just easier to buy for because support isnt the biggest issue.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #139 on: 01 Apr 2008, 23:13 »

A guy might take some pleasure from it, but as a woman I can't imagine getting much enjoyment out of pushing my lubed up boobs together while a dude humps my chest furiously.  It just doesn't seem like a good time.

Doug Stanhope has the answer.

(You have to click the little play button near the bottom - NSFW)
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« Reply #140 on: 01 Apr 2008, 23:15 »

Darkbluerabbit, you should consider the fact that girls who would participate in tittyfucking would probably benefit from it. I am going to go ahead and assume that your breasts are not that sensitive, but I am here to tell you that some ladies can actually get off from just boob-handling.
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« Reply #141 on: 01 Apr 2008, 23:17 »

Also all you ladies complaining about bra shopping, there is a simple solution. Here's a hint: it starts with a C and ends in "orsets".
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« Reply #142 on: 01 Apr 2008, 23:26 »

Also all you ladies complaining about bra shopping, there is a simple solution. Here's a hint: it starts with a C and ends in "orsets".
Not necissarily; I have several corsets and I often find myself unable to wear them without a bra because the material rubs on the boob weird and sometimes hurts. Also boning is a pain on the boobs. (For those who don't know, boning is the stuff they put in corsets to keep the shape)
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« Reply #143 on: 01 Apr 2008, 23:29 »

It's kind of like getting the softest handjob in the world.
You have just turned me off of the concept for all time.
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« Reply #144 on: 01 Apr 2008, 23:40 »

Shit, if I want a handjob I won't bother with any of this "romancing" or "hiring prostitutes" and instead just look up some nice, cheerful porn.
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« Reply #145 on: 01 Apr 2008, 23:47 »

All I really need to know I learned in porn.
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« Reply #146 on: 01 Apr 2008, 23:51 »

Also all you ladies complaining about bra shopping, there is a simple solution. Here's a hint: it starts with a C and ends in "orsets".
Not necissarily; I have several corsets and I often find myself unable to wear them without a bra because the material rubs on the boob weird and sometimes hurts. Also boning is a pain on the boobs. (For those who don't know, boning is the stuff they put in corsets to keep the shape)

Then clearly your corsets are sub-par. For one thing, if you are wearing them regularly or for a long period of time (all day, perhaps) you should be wearing a liner or a camisole underneath to protect the corset from your body sweat and oils and your skin from seams. Boning should not poke into you anywhere, and if it does you need to take your business somewhere else, because the manufacturer obviously does not care about the quality of his products. Your corset should never bow and bend into your stomach or chest or breasts, especially since it is supposed to be supportive to all of those.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #147 on: 02 Apr 2008, 07:38 »

Boobs prove god is male.
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Re: Do u liek boobs????
« Reply #148 on: 02 Apr 2008, 07:45 »

Also boning is a pain on the boobs.

Only if you're one of those weirdos who use like alligator clips and some shit.
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« Reply #149 on: 02 Apr 2008, 09:31 »

If your corsetry is not actively killing you, then UR DOING IT WRONG.
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