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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #100 on: 26 Apr 2008, 23:10 »

I'd love to see Uwe Boll's interpretation of Metal Gear Solid 2
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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #101 on: 26 Apr 2008, 23:26 »

Huh, did MadAssAlex's post get eaten? Weird.

And I'll probably take some flack for saying this, but for all their cinematic flair, MGS games would make great Uwe Boll films. I mean, it's action-stealth-action-exposition-speech-exposition-wash-rinse-repeat-exposition. All Uwe would do would be replacing the stealth parts with 'splosions. I mean, who else but Uwe Boll would give every minor villain an impassioned dying speech about how their lives went so, so wrong? I can't think of any. Maybe Oli Stone.
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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #102 on: 27 Apr 2008, 00:07 »

I'd love to see Uwe Boll's interpretation of Metal Gear Solid 2

I believe there is a Chinese version of it being made....or was made.  I know however that the dude who made MGS was actually asked if he would let Uwe Boll adapt his game into a movie to which he nearly had a heart-attack before saying "no."
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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #103 on: 27 Apr 2008, 04:01 »

Japanese version. Remember, Chinese are communists, Japanese just make great porn!

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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #104 on: 27 Apr 2008, 13:03 »

Bah. 770,000+ more signatures. This is taking too long. D:
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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #105 on: 27 Apr 2008, 20:46 »

Uwe Boll is the perfect person to do Metal Gear Solid movies because THE GAMES MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE AND HAVE RETARDED PLOTS.

There.  I said it.
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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #106 on: 27 Apr 2008, 21:04 »

Uwe Boll must never, ever stop.

Who else is qualified to do the inevitable QC movie adaptation?
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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #107 on: 27 Apr 2008, 21:24 »

David Lynch.
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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #108 on: 27 Apr 2008, 21:26 »

I'm sorry jeph, but he might be dead soon.
(He challenged Micheal Bay to a Boxing Match)
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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #109 on: 27 Apr 2008, 21:58 »

And Bay will inevitably use a giant transforming robot as his champion.
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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #110 on: 27 Apr 2008, 22:14 »

I was under the impression that he was just going to take out wherever the match was being held with a giant comet.
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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #111 on: 27 Apr 2008, 22:43 »

Who else is qualified to do the inevitable QC movie adaptation?

My mom, and she would leave the lens cap on.
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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #112 on: 28 Apr 2008, 00:41 »

I was under the impression that he was just going to take out wherever the match was being held with a giant comet.

I think we've both got the wrong impression but one thing for sure is that it will be epic yet inconsequential.
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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #113 on: 25 May 2008, 20:26 »

The AV Club has a few things on the movie. They gave it a C-, which is better than the F they gave the Dungeon Siege movie at least.
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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #114 on: 25 May 2008, 20:54 »

.........why don't you people understand?  Uwe Boll is a REAL F*cking GENIUS.  He even said so.....so it must be true!  God...next thing you're going to say is that Michael Jackson touched those kids and that Kennedy was shot from the back......seriously people.  People like Eli Roth and Michael Bay are just stupid retards who make the same movie over and over again.  Michael Bay tried retorting....and now Boll has challenged him to a boxing match.......

but seriously guys...the man has the rights to Far Cry.....don't insult him TOO much or he'll get angry and actually direct a good film.
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