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I realize..
« on: 13 May 2008, 00:27 »

.. that birthday threads are generally a bad idea.

But today marks the 28th anniversary of the day Joe Hocking was ejected from his mother's vagina into an unsuspecting world.

Joe is old.

Happy birthday man. The "Do-it Yourself Curmudgeon Kit" I got you should arrive in 6-8 weeks.
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #1 on: 13 May 2008, 00:43 »

28? Isn't he one of those people who gets the cool birthyear of 1979?
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #2 on: 13 May 2008, 03:49 »

No people, you see. Joe's age is so large that it cannot be expressed on a computer. That 28 is merely a result of the massive overflow that destroyed Gene's computer.
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #3 on: 13 May 2008, 05:33 »

Jesus.

Why don't we just make a general birthday thread, so we don't have three of them for individuals on the front page at once?
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #4 on: 13 May 2008, 05:37 »

Why don't we cancel Christmas while we're at it? Get rid of any fun!

NO FUN ON THE INTERNET!
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #5 on: 13 May 2008, 05:47 »

This is the same cocksucker that killed Lammastide, I'll bet you anything.
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #6 on: 13 May 2008, 06:25 »

Why don't we just make a general birthday thread, so we don't have three of them for individuals on the front page at once?

It's called Facebook!

Seriously, birthdays are largely inconsequential and threads about them are equally pointless.
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #7 on: 13 May 2008, 06:45 »

The most exciting thing about my birthday is that I just now realized tomorrow is yelley's birthday. Also, this afternoon I am going to see some robots.

28? Isn't he one of those people who gets the cool birthyear of 1979?

gene is just trying to be nice.

2008-28=1980

Right, and her point was that if my birthday was 1979 that makes me *counts on fingers* 29.
« Last Edit: 13 May 2008, 06:49 by jhocking »
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #8 on: 13 May 2008, 06:55 »

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Re: I realize..
« Reply #9 on: 13 May 2008, 06:57 »

When I grow up, I want to be just like Joe Hocking: old.
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #10 on: 13 May 2008, 06:58 »

Hooray! You're almost 30!



But seriously, happy b-day Joe!
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #11 on: 13 May 2008, 10:35 »

congratulations, joe! you're not as old as i thought you were!
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #12 on: 13 May 2008, 17:44 »

or as old as est, at any rate.
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #13 on: 13 May 2008, 17:52 »

Pfft, est is as old as the hills. No one is as old as him.
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #14 on: 13 May 2008, 18:12 »

I hear that mother fucker knew Methuselah. I hear he also followed Moses 'round the desert calling him a punk kid.
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #15 on: 13 May 2008, 18:17 »

He was around when Jesus played for Jerusalem, and when Noah was in nappies.

I mean, really old.
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #16 on: 13 May 2008, 18:27 »

Happy Joe Hocking's Birthday Day Joe Hocking!
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #17 on: 13 May 2008, 20:54 »

Hey Joe! Keep 29 safe for me 'til I get there, okay!
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #18 on: 13 May 2008, 21:23 »

whenever i put my penis in an asian man's butt, i always think of joe hocking.
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #19 on: 13 May 2008, 23:01 »

He's still not as old as my sister, which reminds me, my sister is old.
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #20 on: 14 May 2008, 04:44 »

Hey guys, uh, now it's Yelley's birthday. Fuck that Hocking punk, he's had enough attention the last couple of days to last him a lifetime of furious masturbation.

Happy birthday to Yelley!
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #21 on: 14 May 2008, 10:49 »

Yay yelley! Happy Birthday!
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #22 on: 14 May 2008, 12:44 »

Happy birthday, yelley!
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #23 on: 14 May 2008, 13:39 »

What they said! Whoo!
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #24 on: 14 May 2008, 14:11 »

Happy berfday Yelley!
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #25 on: 16 May 2008, 15:23 »

Happy birthday!

Or should I say gratulerer med dagen? Way to have an awesome day as your birthday.
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #26 on: 16 May 2008, 15:24 »

Oh Anyways. It's all right. I love you!
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #27 on: 16 May 2008, 15:58 »

Anyways, my mother always told me that, even when things seem bad, there's someone else who's having a worse birthday. Like being stung by a bee, or getting a splinter, or being chained to the wall in someone's sex dungeon
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #28 on: 16 May 2008, 18:04 »

My sex dungeon has faux leopard skin covered chains. But I suppose it doesn't matter much if I'm a necrophiliac.
CONGRATULATIONS ON GOING AROUND THE SUN  EVERYONE FOR REALZ GOOD JOB KEEP IT UP
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #29 on: 16 May 2008, 19:35 »

Oh man was it tough work but we pulled through
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #30 on: 17 May 2008, 18:36 »

i was starting to feel really old... but then i remembered joe hocking and i feel good about myself again. thanks guys! ^_^
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #31 on: 17 May 2008, 19:18 »

Oh man was it tough work but we pulled through
You have no idea how hard it is to remain on earth and rotate while revolving. And get this : sometimes we tilt.
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #32 on: 19 May 2008, 17:33 »

And there's that pesky mini-Earth that revolves around us and totally cramps our style
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #33 on: 20 May 2008, 03:52 »

You're totally misunderstanding, dude. We have a groupie! That makes us cool! And we can make it go fetch things for us, like the ocean and asteroids.
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #34 on: 20 May 2008, 03:58 »



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« Reply #35 on: 20 May 2008, 04:00 »





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Re: I realize..
« Reply #36 on: 20 May 2008, 11:37 »

You're totally misunderstanding, dude. We have a groupie! That makes us cool! And we can make it go fetch things for us, like the ocean and asteroids.

If that's true, then why don't we have more groupies, huh?  Jupiter has over 60 groupies.  Having only the moon is like having one creepy stalker groupie, and we really don't want that.
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #37 on: 20 May 2008, 12:13 »

Guys the term isn't groupies anymore. It's streetteam.
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #38 on: 20 May 2008, 13:23 »

What the hell did this thread turn into?
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #39 on: 20 May 2008, 15:11 »

You're totally misunderstanding, dude. We have a groupie! That makes us cool! And we can make it go fetch things for us, like the ocean and asteroids.

If that's true, then why don't we have more groupies, huh?  Jupiter has over 60 groupies.  Having only the moon is like having one creepy stalker groupie, and we really don't want that.

Jupiter has over sixty minor groupies, but we have one significant life partner.

And ballard is right, what the hell is going on?
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #40 on: 20 May 2008, 15:15 »

Guys it is my day of real life superiority.

Do I get to use this thread or does nobody care anymore?
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #41 on: 20 May 2008, 15:17 »

Happy Birthday! (That is what this is about, isn't it?) Enjoy your day of superiority.
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #42 on: 20 May 2008, 15:19 »

Happy birthday!
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #43 on: 20 May 2008, 15:22 »

this thread made me realize that we don't have enough threads about space.

...and that made me realize that The Universe is on tonight! i'm excited because Tuesdays are my most hated days to come to work because of the tap-dancing but it's all made OK because i can go home and watch The Universe.

basically, what i am getting at is that i think you should all watch The Universe tonight because it will make you feel insignificant and remind you that being 18 is nothing compared to being 90 bajillion years old and infinitely large.
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #44 on: 20 May 2008, 15:24 »

Oh man I love that show! I am such a sucker for anything space related.

Also, thank you for the birthday wishes guys!
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Re: I realize..
« Reply #45 on: 20 May 2008, 17:38 »

Happy Birthday dude! Here and Facebook, god I'm good.
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