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Re: This is a joke. This is a MOTHERFUCKING JOKE.
« Reply #150 on: 26 Aug 2008, 23:26 »

Honestly, An American Carol looks at least mildly amusing.  Nowhere near the level of awful that the _____ Movies seem to have reached (having never actually watched one, I'm just assuming they're bad based on the trailers).
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« Reply #151 on: 29 Aug 2008, 19:12 »

My god, you just seem to get more and more obnoxious every time I come here...

Where American comedy movies seem to be failing horribly over the past few years, cartoons and series seem to be making up for.
Frisky Dingo, Metalocalypse, Venture Bros, Arrested Development, Drawn Together and so on have all been great. Which obviously draws the conclusion that extended development is needed.
But that doesn't explain the good comedies that have been coming out from elsewhere, Hot Fuzz springs immediately to mind. Perfect cop movie parody.
Seems to me that all these ____ Movie are dumbing it down far too much. There's no need to treat the audience like they're idiots. Of course the movies play to the lowest common denominator but there's no need to assume that the lowest is a bunch of handicapped children... Hell, that's probably giving too much credit to ___Movie, even intellectually handicapped people are smarter than that.

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Re: This is a joke. This is a MOTHERFUCKING JOKE.
« Reply #152 on: 30 Aug 2008, 11:48 »

My god, you just seem to get more and more obnoxious every time I come here...

Oh, fuck off.
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« Reply #153 on: 03 Sep 2008, 11:07 »

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On its debut in United States theatres, Disaster Movie grossed $2 million on its opening day, $5.8 million over the three-day weekend and $6.9 million over the four-day weekend (including Labor Day).[8] It ranked #7 for both the three- and four-day weekends. The film's takings for the weekend fell far short of the $17 million predicted by the Dallas Morning News.[9]

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« Reply #154 on: 03 Sep 2008, 17:31 »

Just as an aside: The #2 movie at the box office last weekend was Babylon A.D. which got as a composite score from Rotten Tomatoes a stunning 4%. But yesterday...it went up to 5%.  At this rate, in 280 days or so it might be a movie worth seeing!

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« Reply #155 on: 03 Sep 2008, 20:08 »

Yeah, the director of that publicly slammed his own movie.  I wasn't expecting great things.  Apparently it's a pretty mediocre film until the the last third, in which nothing makes any sense anymore.
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« Reply #156 on: 03 Sep 2008, 20:15 »

I read the Onion AV club review; they feel bad for the production designers, who apparently did a very good job in the service of a very dire movie.

Depressing how often that happens these days.
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« Reply #157 on: 09 Jan 2009, 18:13 »

And the joke is going to keep on rolling with Dance Movie...
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« Reply #158 on: 09 Jan 2009, 19:47 »

Hey you!  Yeah, you, new guy.  Don't bring stuff back from the dead.  We were ready to forget about this.  Now it's in our heads again.


Just playin'.  But seriously, if it's more than a couple months old and you don't have anything important to say about it, just let it go.


In any case, Dance Flick is not attached to those two buttmunchers, it's mostly the Wayans this time and looks like it actually has gags that can be laughed at instead of cringed at.  That won't save it from being terrible, though.
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Re: This is a joke. This is a MOTHERFUCKING JOKE.
« Reply #159 on: 09 Jan 2009, 21:12 »

I will say Superhero movie was pretty good. I am ashamed

Just playin'.  But seriously,

Wuh?
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« Reply #160 on: 09 Jan 2009, 21:31 »

I'm totally kidding.








No, really.
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« Reply #161 on: 10 Jan 2009, 04:07 »

Don't worry about it.




You best be worryin' about it.
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« Reply #162 on: 16 Jan 2009, 03:12 »

HEAD ASPLODE


Btw. I fuckin' love Mel Brooks.
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« Reply #163 on: 30 Jan 2009, 00:10 »

I just watched Young Frankenstein for the first time a couple months ago. I was in staggering disbelief at the content of the humor in that movie, and was literally tripping out, until my mom told me that no, it was not made in the 40's (back when they made black and white movies in that type of quality *talking film, not substance*) but in the 70's. Everything made a lot more sense, but it was still more hilarious when I thought it was from the 40's.

Young Frankenstein is great. But what's even better is humanitys unending ability to create pornographic adaptions of any form of media.

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« Reply #164 on: 15 Feb 2009, 04:09 »

I'm terrified of the fact they're making DANCE MOVIE.

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Re: This is a joke. This is a MOTHERFUCKING JOKE.
« Reply #165 on: 15 Feb 2009, 04:35 »

I don't believe that there is a god until one of these damn things makes a F--KING LOSS

(Although it's about time someone parodied those goddamn dance movies)
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« Reply #166 on: 15 Feb 2009, 13:12 »

okay. either someone merged a thread or my brain just melted...?
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« Reply #167 on: 18 Feb 2009, 12:25 »

Ribald Canterbury Tales was a favorite when I was 18.   :laugh:
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« Reply #168 on: 21 Feb 2009, 09:56 »

Am I the only one that thought "Not Another Teen Movie" was absolutely fucking hilarious, and a perfect guilty pleasure? Unlike the "--- Movies" of late, it actually parodied classic movies that were all more or less part of the same genre. (Not just whatever was coming out)  In my opinion it worked really well.

I know this post doesnt really fit in with this thread, but its fairly close. I didnt want to make a fresh thread, i just wanted clarify that unlike the shit you've all been talking about Not Another Teen Movie is an awesome flick plagued by a similar style title as the others.

Or am i just a guy talking out of his ass with bad taste in movies?
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« Reply #169 on: 21 Feb 2009, 10:03 »

That wasn't written by the fuckwads behind all the other ones.  It ain't cinematic perfection, but it was actually a borderline decent parody.  All of its' jokes were pretty centered around teen movies, there wasn't any dumb pop culture yearbook crap, and no blatant product promotion.
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« Reply #170 on: 21 Feb 2009, 12:24 »

I've been promoting Not Another Teen Movie as one of the best parodies of the last decade for a while. It never once had to resort to current events or pop culture outside of its chosen genre and it did it very well. Awesome cameos, awesome little jokes, all around fantastic.
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« Reply #171 on: 21 Feb 2009, 14:52 »

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« Reply #172 on: 22 Feb 2009, 10:24 »

I've been promoting Not Another Teen Movie as one of the best parodies of the last decade for a while. It never once had to resort to current events or pop culture outside of its chosen genre and it did it very well. Awesome cameos, awesome little jokes, all around fantastic.

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« Reply #173 on: 01 Mar 2009, 02:08 »

^ god yes, so smart... so tasteless... god i love it!
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