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« Reply #50 on: 30 Jun 2008, 07:36 »

Fuckin' Googled.
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« Reply #51 on: 30 Jun 2008, 12:34 »

There is a torrent on www.cheggit.net that is active.
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« Reply #52 on: 26 Jul 2008, 14:40 »

  Here is the script for the movie.

 Hip hop music/ dancing
 
 Carmen Electra poses a couple of times while an outdated song plays

 Michael Jackson joke

 Paris Hilton joke

 Britney Spears joke

 The Incredible Hulk farts

 Iron Man farts inside his suit and gags

 One of those Zohan or Love Guru guys shows up and basically ssays things from their respective movie.

 iphone reference.

 More hip-hop.

 The cloverfield monster has a big weiner.

 The end.



 Seriously, why is Carmen Electra in ALL of these fucking movies? She is a hideous, hideous woman.
 

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« Reply #53 on: 27 Jul 2008, 19:21 »

I have no fear of these movies i don't see them therefore they do not bother me.

plus, there are only so many movie genres guys/girls.
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« Reply #54 on: 27 Jul 2008, 20:14 »

People under the age of 15 (probably younger) see it and think it's edgy because it uses adult humor and situations in a poorly designed way.  Thats just my opinion I guess, but when I was a kid I loved really dumb, stupid movies with lots of cussing because it felt like I was getting away with something. 
Uh... Excuse me?
lol.
I'm 14.
This looks like pure shit.
Like, I'm talking unpure shit that has purified. or something.
yes, pure shit
that was quite a bit of shits.
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« Reply #55 on: 27 Jul 2008, 22:01 »

Hey, guys in your thirties, remember Kentucky Fried Movie
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« Reply #56 on: 28 Jul 2008, 12:59 »

Until the general American population realizes just how bad mainstream media is that's the way it's going to be.

LOL.  Yes, surely one day we will reach the day when people realise their taste is inferior.

As fucking terrible as these movies are, people like them.  I do not feel comfortable telling someone "You may think you like this, but actually you are an idiot with bad taste."

SUBJECTIVITY.
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« Reply #57 on: 29 Jul 2008, 00:54 »

Oh, to be sure.

I mean, yes, when I was 13 I listened to Def Leppard and Guns N Roses and thought they were the best thing rock had to offer.  Then I bought Nothing's Shocking on a whim and wondered "Wow, why was I not listening to music like this sooner?"

But, I still acknowledge that Def Leppard and Guns N Roses had some awesome tunes.  I just came to realize that there are things that are more awesome.

So, I guess that's why I never feel comfortable telling someone that what they like is shit, if they really enjoy it.
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« Reply #58 on: 30 Jul 2008, 20:43 »

I would like to point out that just because you changed your taste for something does not mean you're the rule on these things.
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« Reply #59 on: 31 Jul 2008, 00:15 »

You know, not all movies are as good as each other, Zerodrone. Also, not all tastes are as good as each other. (THREAD HIJACK YAY)

I have a fondness for Scary Movie 1 and 3. Nonetheless, I pray nightly that Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer suffer a swift and terrible demise.
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« Reply #60 on: 31 Jul 2008, 01:13 »

Their next movie could consist solely of them coming out, taking a shit in front of the camera, and congratulating themselves over it, and no one would notice any difference between what they currently do.
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« Reply #61 on: 31 Jul 2008, 03:54 »

I'm waiting for parody movie...Where they take all of these movies, and make a parody of them.

And hey, where's porn movie?
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« Reply #62 on: 31 Jul 2008, 12:35 »

NO DONT YOU UNDERSTAND SOME PEOPLE ARE GENETICALLY PREDISPOSED TO LIKE SHITTY THINGS

ITS NOT THEIR FAULT BUT LIKE ITS TOTALLY SCIENTIFICALLY TRUE

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« Reply #63 on: 06 Aug 2008, 04:10 »

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Ok Im getting so sick of these movies I cant form words. Before every major film had a porn film with a cheest spin on its title. Now ever major film has a god damn parody film. Parodies can be really funny, these films just arn't. It is really bad when a comedy film cant display any funny moments in its trailer.
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« Reply #64 on: 06 Aug 2008, 07:14 »

There isn't even a disaster in the plot! Aside from the movie itself, of course.
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« Reply #65 on: 06 Aug 2008, 07:42 »

Ive just realised, in the trailer there is a parody of Zohan which isn't even out in the UK yet! Surely part of the point of parodies are that the thing you are parodying is over-played enough to be funny not something that hasn't even been seen worldwide yet.
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« Reply #66 on: 06 Aug 2008, 08:28 »

Know what has to be a terrible, terrible, and very late April Fool's Joke?

THIS!
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« Reply #67 on: 06 Aug 2008, 10:12 »

Dear god, no! Was The Mummy 3 not enough!?
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« Reply #68 on: 06 Aug 2008, 11:07 »

Yay! A prequel to a spinoff of a sequel of a remake!
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« Reply #69 on: 06 Aug 2008, 20:49 »

Oh hey, that Disaster Movie clip leads me to believe that the makers have milked the "people (supposedly) unexpectedly getting hit by random things" joke into an entire movie.
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« Reply #70 on: 07 Aug 2008, 15:45 »

Its kind of sad, really.  Think about it for a minute.  We all come to a particular forum, where we can be around other people who are similar to ourselves in terms of intelligence / artistic integrity and the like.  I would say this forum, among the entirety of the internets has one of the most intelligent user bases.  That being said, we are not the "target market" for these movies.  Oh, I'm sure there is quite a few of you who will secretly watch this, or any of the other movies, but all in all, these movies are not made for us.  They are made for the MUCH larger population (you know, the same population that voted for Bush).  It isn't surprising to me that this and its predecessors do well, or that "safe" bubblegum pop (despite the outfits) does well.  It's easy to understand.  There are no hidden messages, no deeper meanings, nothing to confuse the simpler minded.  Everything is bluntly in your face.  I mean, Americans are getting stupider by the year (if average IQ testing is to be believed), so do you really expect things with artistic merit to make it in this day and age?  The only "art" field that doesn't have a part of it devoted to making simple things for simple people is the "fine" arts (Photography, Painting, etc), although I'm sure that could be argued as well.
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« Reply #71 on: 07 Aug 2008, 16:03 »

If the film is a parody, it is one giant joke, so the title of this thread is correct.

The Scorpion King 2?  Dear god, has the world gone mad?
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« Reply #72 on: 07 Aug 2008, 16:07 »

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« Reply #73 on: 07 Aug 2008, 16:16 »

Its kind of sad, really.  Think about it for a minute.  We all come to a particular forum, where we can be around other people who are similar to ourselves in terms of intelligence / artistic integrity and the like.  I would say this forum, among the entirety of the internets has one of the most intelligent user bases.  That being said, we are not the "target market" for these movies.  Oh, I'm sure there is quite a few of you who will secretly watch this, or any of the other movies, but all in all, these movies are not made for us.  They are made for the MUCH larger population (you know, the same population that voted for Bush).  It isn't surprising to me that this and its predecessors do well, or that "safe" bubblegum pop (despite the outfits) does well.  It's easy to understand.  There are no hidden messages, no deeper meanings, nothing to confuse the simpler minded.  Everything is bluntly in your face.  I mean, Americans are getting stupider by the year (if average IQ testing is to be believed), so do you really expect things with artistic merit to make it in this day and age?  The only "art" field that doesn't have a part of it devoted to making simple things for simple people is the "fine" arts (Photography, Painting, etc), although I'm sure that could be argued as well.

Is this a fakepost because dude, elitism much?

Also lol @ the notion that QC forumites are, by and large, intelligent.  Have you READ the Comic Discussion forums?
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« Reply #74 on: 07 Aug 2008, 19:43 »

Whoring out pop culture references as an icebreaker and source of entertainment is hardly something this forum is immune to either. We've got plenty of stuff like list threads floating around attesting to the fact that even warmed over caricatures of things we're already familiar can still pass as a subject of interest in every day conversation. I agree that these movies aren't exactly high art, but if someone feels like wandering into a theater, plunking down a few bucks and getting a chuckle out of a cheap non-sequitar or sight gag in their spare time, I won't hold it against them.
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« Reply #75 on: 08 Aug 2008, 19:40 »

I don't blame ya, bro. Bullshit on this level gets me fired up.

Yeah, but as long as idiots keep buying the tickets and they continue to make more money than they cost to make, we'll continue to be assailed with this crap.  I figure all I can really do is make sure I never spend a nickel on anything related to the mindless drek coming off of the Hollywood assembly line...
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« Reply #76 on: 09 Aug 2008, 09:26 »

Firstly to the people who dissed Carmen Electra... Yeah, ok. She sucks and I'm not going to defend her, but did you see her in Scary Movie 4? She was hot! Then again I always did have a thing for the whole Renaissance Wench thing.

Secondly, what's people's take on the movie "Wing Commander"? It was a terrible movie but it was also great and deserves far more respect than it actually got. And also more hatred than it actually got...
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« Reply #77 on: 09 Aug 2008, 14:18 »

Aren't Youtube posters so notoriously brilliant?

"hannna montanna is dead
goodbye my fans and keep rocking
and don't forget to buy my new 2 cds.

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« Reply #78 on: 09 Aug 2008, 15:37 »

Yeah, but as long as idiots keep buying the tickets and they continue to make more money than they cost to make, we'll continue to be assailed with this crap.  I figure all I can really do is make sure I never spend a nickel on anything related to the mindless drek coming off of the Hollywood assembly line...

You're an elitist.  Stop it.

How are you being "assailed" with these movies?  Until this thread, I had never heard of it.  I've never had someone run up to me in the street and smack me with a copy of Scary Movie.  Everything you're complaining about can be avoided.
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« Reply #80 on: 09 Aug 2008, 15:56 »

Complaining about idiots with bad taste who buy into shitty media is pretty textbook elitism, and there's been a lot of it lately, and it's retarded.

But, I appreciate the Princess Bride reference.
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« Reply #81 on: 09 Aug 2008, 16:50 »

But elititist is one of those words that have slipped into overuse recently, you should avoid it just for that.
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« Reply #82 on: 09 Aug 2008, 18:36 »

I am open to suggestions for synonyms.

How about "pigfucker"?  That work better for ya?   :-)
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« Reply #83 on: 10 Aug 2008, 07:45 »

Classy. Real classy.
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« Reply #84 on: 10 Aug 2008, 07:48 »

Thinking about this film makes me nauseous.

I agreed to go to the movies with my boyfriend (now ex) and my best friend. They dragged me to see Meet The Spartans. I was so angry that they'd do that to me that I was near tears...but once I was in the theatre, I found myself laughing. Because I could not believe that I was actually there. Or maybe because I couldn't understand how they got the budget to even make half the movie.

Someone, for the love of God, shoot the guy with the checkbook.
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« Reply #85 on: 10 Aug 2008, 08:25 »

Near tears? Really? I think you take going to the movies way to fucking seriously. I mean I can understand not wanting to go, but being near tears over it? Overly sensitive much?
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« Reply #86 on: 11 Aug 2008, 15:47 »


Is this a fakepost because dude, elitism much?

Also lol @ the notion that QC forumites are, by and large, intelligent.  Have you READ the Comic Discussion forums?


To reiterate myself (because you didn't bother reading it the first time):

In comparison to the rest of the internet, the population here skews towards more intelligence.

All I did is simply suppose a correlation that, if you believe the (American) national average IQ is about 90-92, then it makes sense why things such as this movie (and its predecessors), bland pop music, et cetera, are all popular.

Not really elitist thinking, as I never went parading around saying that I was better, nor did I even say that my assumption was correct.  Its a theory, nothing more. 

And finally, no, I don't read the comic forum.  I have specifically avoided it.  Comic book discussions tend to attract an user base that I would rather not be forced into murdering.


Side note:  I find it rather ironic that the posts that you have made in this thread come across as an elitist with your holier-than-thou retorts.  "I'm too good to tell people their tastes are shitty."  That's how it comes across.  Just sayin'
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« Reply #87 on: 11 Aug 2008, 15:54 »

well no, the people who gravitate towards regulated internet communication are usually fairly intelligent anywhere. If you define the "rest of the internet" as youtube commenters and myspace then yeah, we're fucking brilliant people, but the QC forums are not comparatively more intelligent than other forums I have seen. Anywhere you go you're going to get both ends of the bell curve, we are no different.
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« Reply #88 on: 11 Aug 2008, 16:09 »

All I did is simply suppose a correlation that, if you believe the (American) national average IQ is about 90-92, then it makes sense why things such as this movie (and its predecessors), bland pop music, et cetera, are all popular.

So it is your contention that being smart makes you like "better" art than people with a lower IQ?

That is seriously the most ridiculous thing I've heard in months.  I know plenty of people with IQs of 140+ who listen to music I consider horrible in one way or another, including bland mainstream hip-hop.  A friend of mine is an extremely intelligent writer for the New York Times and he frequently praises Top 40 music.

And I've known plenty of people with low IQs who listened to "good" music.
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« Reply #89 on: 11 Aug 2008, 17:07 »

Wow this has been blown a little out of proportion no?

I have friends who are INCREDIBLY smart at what they do.  I have friends who are studying biochemistry, biophysics, biogenetics.....hardcore science stuff. A lot of them are in the top 5% of their class.  Some of them like incredibly dumb movies.  I know girls who are at the top of their class who act like The Plastics from Mean Girls.  A persons taste in art, movies, music has absolutely no correlation whatsoever to their intelligence.  If you want to say that people who like movies like Disaster Movie or Scary Movie are idiots and retards go ahead...make that generalization.  It will not make it true. 

Guys...if we all ignore Disaster Movie...it'll go away. 
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« Reply #90 on: 12 Aug 2008, 10:06 »

And you do it again zerodrone!  Congrats on still responding with an overtly elitist mentality. 

Let me see if I can make this any more clear.

IN MY OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCE the less intelligent people I know tend to listen to "less intelligent" music, watch "less intelligent" movies, appreciate "less intelligent" art.  This is not a 100% given.  This is not a broad sweeping fact, AS I PREVIOUSLY stated.  There is no rule for everything.  There is no 100% accurate statement.  There is always exceptions.  A good exception in my own life:  I have met LOTS of stupid Opeth fans.  I also have a smart friend who listens to top 40.

I'll make this seperate, hopefully your eye is drawn to this, since you seem to ignore most of my posts so well:

MY STATEMENTS WERE NOT UNIVERSAL FACT, THEY WERE A GENERALIZATION BASED ON PEOPLE I HAVE KNOWN/MET, THERE ARE MANY EXCEPTIONS, WE HAVE ALL MET THEM.

In conclusion:  Get off your high horse.

Thank you.


Also, to try and bring this back on topic: Superhero Movie
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« Reply #91 on: 12 Aug 2008, 11:52 »

That didn't look half as bad as Disaster Movie promises to be.
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« Reply #92 on: 12 Aug 2008, 11:59 »

Let me see if I can make this any more clear.

IN MY OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCE the less intelligent people I know tend to listen to "less intelligent" music, watch "less intelligent" movies, appreciate "less intelligent" art.  This is not a 100% given.  This is not a broad sweeping fact, AS I PREVIOUSLY stated.

Well, no, what you previously stated was:

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if you believe the (American) national average IQ is about 90-92, then it makes sense why things such as this movie (and its predecessors), bland pop music, et cetera, are all popular.

That sounds to me like you were stating that there is a direct connection between being intelligent and liking what you deem to be "intelligent" art.

I find the idea that you propose there is such a thing as "intelligent art" to be far more elitist than anything I've said.
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« Reply #93 on: 12 Aug 2008, 12:06 »

The fact that you are both arguing about elitism makes you both elitists.  Now shut and up and complain about how bad this movie is and how Hollywood sucks balls.
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« Reply #94 on: 12 Aug 2008, 12:14 »

Well, I do think I'm better than people, but not for intellectual reasons.

I think I'm better than people who choose to harm others.  I think I'm better than people who lie.  I think I'm better than people who think they're better than "the masses", which is a logical contradiction, I know.
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« Reply #95 on: 12 Aug 2008, 12:57 »

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« Reply #96 on: 12 Aug 2008, 13:09 »

But guys, everyone's elitist in some way!  why is this even a thing?
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« Reply #97 on: 12 Aug 2008, 13:44 »

Because zerodrone is more elitist than Barack Obama and he's making it a thing.
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« Reply #98 on: 12 Aug 2008, 14:20 »

the commercials have started to air on tv regularly. It's making me cry a little. Can I has a "Immune to terrible movies" hat?

Umm....why do you need a hat?  It's called a remote control, just switch that channel as fast as possible....it's not really "immunity" but it's close.
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« Reply #99 on: 12 Aug 2008, 14:33 »

These movies exist because they make money.

I'm okay with this, because other movies that should exist don't make money. Not enough to justify making them in the name of profit.

So the two reconcile each other. Good movies are made because studios have the money from profitable bad movies.
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