Topic: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 1319036 times)

SirJuggles · « **Reply #2350 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 15:10 »

"What should we put on our website?"
"EVERYTHING."

On the other hand, the choice of first and secondary search engines is a bit of a nifty feature.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #2351 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 15:23 »

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #2352 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 15:35 »

MrBlu · « **Reply #2353 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 15:35 »

Quote from: Animal Ghosts on 21 Jan 2009, 15:23

Ho-Snap. It just got SERIOUS.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #2354 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 15:44 »

KvP · « **Reply #2355 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 16:07 »

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #2356 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 17:56 »

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #2357 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 17:57 »

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #2358 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 17:57 »

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #2359 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 17:58 »

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #2360 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 17:58 »

Clintaga · « **Reply #2361 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 17:59 »

First, I'd like to say that the Piercing chart was funny, but inaccurate on the count that nipple piercings obstruct breast feeding. This is only true in cases of infection and abscess. A healthy pierced nipple simply provides more holes for the milk to come out of.

And as a someone with family in a maximum security prison, the gay prison rape thing at least on the south eastern united states area max sec. prisons, the gayness is largely voluntary, with exceptions made for especially feminine looking men, who are apparently totally screwed no matter what. For the most part, no one is gonna get gay with you butt without making sure it's cool with you. That said, it's important to remember that you are least likely to get messed with if your smoking the biggest guy you can's pole, because it means he and his friends will definitely look out for you.

Just saying.

Also, what does it say about me that I dressed like every single boy in the Scenester picture (except the Tokyo Hotel nightmare dead center), and dated at least one of every single girl?

thegreatbuddha · « **Reply #2362 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 18:48 »

That you nailed a fatty?

Wolf · « **Reply #2363 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 19:02 »

Baby lemur teddy bear mommy.

Here is the rest of the story.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1126126/Pictured-The-incredibly-rare-baby-lemur-clutching-teddy-mother.html

JD · « **Reply #2364 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 19:08 »

Dawwww

De_El · « **Reply #2365 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 19:33 »

This is so cool

photo set here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/30109689@N03/sets/72157612758626401/

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #2366 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 20:01 »

I'm Jimmy and I talk funny. G'day mate crikey.

JD · « **Reply #2367 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 20:46 »

I see your Portal gun and raise you a GoW Lancer

Made out of nerf, which is awesome

phooey · « **Reply #2368 on:** 21 Jan 2009, 21:59 »

The best one-handed flash game since Joust.

evernew · « **Reply #2369 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 03:34 »

David_Dovey · « **Reply #2370 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 03:39 »

Like fuck W. reads Lovecraft

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #2371 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 04:20 »

Hey, are you familiar with Microsoft Songsmith? Here's a quick history:

01. Microsoft introduces a new music program called Songsmith, which generates a backing track from only a beat and whatever vocals are sung through it using a microphone. They advertise it with possibly one of the most mind-boggling commercials ever made.

02. People on the internet get the bright idea to plug acapella vocal tracks from well-known songs into the Songsmith program. Ridiculousness ensues.

03. On January 13, 2009, Songsmith-based hilarity reaches a whole new level.

Trollstormur · « **Reply #2372 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 05:12 »

i wanna hear what horrible shit happens with a marilyn manson song.

Luke C · « **Reply #2373 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 05:21 »

Wow. I think Microsoft just blew my mind.

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #2374 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 05:49 »

Quote from: Trollstormur on 22 Jan 2009, 05:12

i wanna hear what horrible shit happens with a marilyn manson song.

If I could get the vocal track for Down With The Sickness by Disturbed, that would be my first priority.

EDIT: This one didn't make it in my original post: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlCWo1qdTdE

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2375 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 11:43 »

JD · « **Reply #2376 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 12:32 »

pen · « **Reply #2377 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 12:52 »

I'm Rachel and I drive poorly. Pahk the cah in Harvahd yahd.

Metope · « **Reply #2378 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 15:21 »

Quote from: Boy in video about SP's Zeitgeist

I listened to it, and I thought it would be good, but (...)

Hahaha oh my, you silly boy.

pen · « **Reply #2379 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 15:27 »

Quote from: pen on 22 Jan 2009, 12:52

I'm Rachel and I drive poorly. Pahk the cah in Harvahd yahd.

Jon, I hope you die in a car fire. With sparkles to add excitement.

Eli · « **Reply #2380 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 15:37 »

This never fails to make me smile: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q54LJ5RsqRw&feature=related

SirJuggles · « **Reply #2381 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 16:26 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 22 Jan 2009, 11:43

*Raping your childhood pic*

I know I should get the joke here. It's... a construction site at Universal Studios?

Christophe · « **Reply #2382 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 17:16 »

I have the worst tendency to want to post a picture of a naked Lars Ulrich in this thread.

Oh, if only it weren't bannable.

Masterbainter · « **Reply #2383 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 17:31 »

Quote from: pamplemousse on 30 Jul 2008, 08:54

I still can't find them...

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #2384 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 17:32 »

they wouldn't be very good ninjas if you could find them, would they?

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2385 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 17:52 »

Quote from: SirJuggles on 22 Jan 2009, 16:26

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 22 Jan 2009, 11:43
*Raping your childhood pic*

I know I should get the joke here. It's... a construction site at Universal Studios?

It's the Nickelodeon Slime Fountain, or it's the spot it was on.

phooey · « **Reply #2386 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 18:52 »

Quote from: Christophe on 22 Jan 2009, 17:16

I have the worst tendency to want to post a picture of a ~~naked~~ nude Lars Ulrich in this thread.

There we go. Green light.

ThePrettyMonster · « **Reply #2387 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 20:45 »

anyone else find that egg art a complete waste of time?

jhocking · « **Reply #2388 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 21:10 »

You say that as if killing time weren't the main point of most craft hobbies.

Liz · « **Reply #2389 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 21:30 »

RedLion · « **Reply #2390 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 21:32 »

That's a pretty awful play on words, but I'm still laughing about it a couple minutes after I first saw it.

Inlander · « **Reply #2391 on:** 22 Jan 2009, 22:39 »

It looks like he doesn't have any legs, as if he just comes straight out of the chair. It's like he's a comfy version of Davros.

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #2392 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 00:44 »

Otter:

+

Godzilla:

=

THE NUTRIA:

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2393 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 01:02 »

I'm not even joking, listen to this now. The entire 21 minutes.

Do all your shopping at Walmart.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #2394 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 02:28 »

I'll admit I could only make it to the easter children song. There's nothing individually terrible about it... I think it's awfulness stems from it's total lack of listenability. At any particular moment there is something to repel anyone. I posit that upon finding this while surfing the radio, no one would want to stop and listen.

KvP · « **Reply #2395 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 02:31 »

Quote from: Ozymandias on 23 Jan 2009, 01:02

I'm not even joking, listen to this now. The entire 21 minutes.

Do all your shopping at Walmart.

There was a thread on this (and its counterpart, the "best song" by committee, which was basically adult contemporary music) in the music forum some months back. Might've been over a year ago.

I've been thinking about it lately, though. It's probably a mark of good taste that most people enjoy the worst song more than the best song. I actually greatly enjoy the worst song in its entirety.

jhocking · « **Reply #2396 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 07:31 »

Quote from: Ozymandias on 23 Jan 2009, 01:02

I'm not even joking, listen to this now. The entire 21 minutes.

Do all your shopping at Walmart.

linked from that page
http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/01/goths-rejoice-s.html

pen · « **Reply #2397 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 07:39 »

Quote from: Ozymandias on 23 Jan 2009, 01:02

I'm not even joking, listen to this now. The entire 21 minutes.

I'm only a few minutes into this, but wow. This is awful.

allison · « **Reply #2398 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 07:49 »

I might throw up. This is even worse than Songsmith. I didn't think that was at all possible.

RedLion · « **Reply #2399 on:** 23 Jan 2009, 08:54 »

I remember hearing that when it was first brought up in the music forums, and I thought it was the greatest thing in the world. I must have listened to it at least 3 times in one day, just laughing hysterically the whole time. It's not as funny anymore, because I sadly know the funniest bits by memory, but back then it was the most wondrous thing I'd ever heard.

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