THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

  • 05 Dec 2024, 16:43
  • Welcome, Guest
Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 81 82 [83] 84 85 ... 95   Go Down

Author Topic: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN  (Read 1431481 times)

Trollstormur

  • Duck attack survivor
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,652
  • Death To America
    • http://www.goat.cx
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4100 on: 29 May 2009, 13:12 »

The story behind that picture is a cat got horribly mangled, but someone still adopted it and takes care of it almost 24/7. it's a really heartwarming story, actually.

he's a lucky, lucky kitty.
Logged
also israel

Boro_Bandito

  • William Gibson's Babydaddy
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,270
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4101 on: 29 May 2009, 13:14 »

Ok, well then, as long as the cat's "okay". At least post a link to the heartwarming story to make me feel better?
Logged
Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

Josefbugman

  • Bling blang blong blung
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,102
  • Are you Sure thats wise sir?
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4102 on: 29 May 2009, 13:33 »

It won't stop the fact that you are going to wake up with its plaintive almost mewlings in your ears at 3 am.

Also thanks, it was my Birthday on Tuesday!
Logged
Oddly enough the "oh no boobs!" box in the background of todays comic is my usual reaction.

KvP

  • WoW gold miner on break
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 6,599
  • COME DOWN NOW
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4103 on: 29 May 2009, 13:43 »

Logged
I review, sometimes.
Quote from: Andy
I love this vagina store!
Quote from: Andy
SNEAKY
I sneak that shit
And liek
OMG DICK JERK

JD

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,803
  • The Phallussar
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4104 on: 29 May 2009, 15:08 »

That cat has a blog

His name is no face chase
« Last Edit: 29 May 2009, 17:56 by Zombiedude »
Logged
Quote from: Jimmy the Squid
Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.

Mein Tumblr

Reed

  • Bling blang blong blung
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,101
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4105 on: 29 May 2009, 17:50 »

What's better than a Goth in Hot Weather?
Logged
Quote from: meebo
[22:49] Quietus: I'm personally imagining a white supremacist locked in his basement, furtively listening to Parliament on headphones
[22:49] Quietus: "Oh, lawd, why must them coons rock me so"

Clintaga

  • Balloon animal serial killer
  • *
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 89
  • <("<) (>")> <("<)
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4106 on: 29 May 2009, 21:02 »

Also, in case your wondering what kind of fortitude it takes to own that horror-cat, I read an article on it, and the guy who takes care of it/lives with it is actuallyblind, and all the pictures are taken by his girlfriend,or something.
Logged
Life goes by pretty quickly, and if you don't stop every once in a while and do whatever you want all of the time, you could miss it.

axerton

  • Beyond Thunderdome
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 553
  • lets all grow pizza
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4107 on: 29 May 2009, 21:21 »

I don't know if this has been posted before but in the theme of textsfromlastnight and photobomb, I present notalwaysright

this one was a particular favourite

(I’m working the night shift when suddenly a guy dressed in black with a mask over his head comes in. He pulls out a gun and comes heading my way. Without even thinking, I incapacitate him with a basic self-defense skill.)

Customer: “HOLY S***! What the h*** are you doing?”

Me: “Sir, you were about to hold me up!”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “You came into the store with a mask over your head and gun in hand.”

(At this point, I notice that the gun is a controller for a game. I let him go.)

Me: “I’m very sorry about what just happened, sir. So you wanted that fixed, right?”

Customer: “It’s… no big deal, can you fix it anyway?”

Me: “Not a problem, sir.”

(After checking the wiring and whatnot inside the gun, I find some faulty chipwork and fix it.)

Me: “Here you go, sir.”

Customer: “Thanks.” *pays up*

Me: “Just one thing, though.”

Customer: “Ah, yeah?”

Me: “What’s with the mask?”

Customer: “Sometimes, I like to pretend!” *giggles and walks out*

(I never worked the night shift again.)
Logged
Guys guys I got this condition it is called "Involuntary Lottery Loser" guys don't laugh it is a disorder.

JD

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,803
  • The Phallussar
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4108 on: 29 May 2009, 21:28 »

This one is gold

(Note: Bear spray is basically just pepper spray that you use if you are attacked by a bear.)

Me: “Hello, thank you for calling [outdoor supply store]. How can I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, um…I bought some bear spray from you earlier today and now my skin is burning.”

Me: “Your skin is burning? Did the bear spray come into contact with your skin?”

Customer: “Of course! I sprayed it all over myself!”

Me: “Did you read the instructions?”

Customer: “No, I thought it was like bug spray.”

Me: “Sir, you’re not supposed to spray it on your skin. You’re supposed to spray it in the bear’s eyes. You should probably go take a shower.”

Customer: “So I can’t repel the bears by putting bear spray on my skin?”

Me: “No, sir…are you sure bear country is the right place for you?
Logged
Quote from: Jimmy the Squid
Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.

Mein Tumblr

phooey

  • FIGHT YOU
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 404
  • prisencolinensinainciusol
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4109 on: 29 May 2009, 22:22 »



I DID THIS PICTURE OF A HAIRY MEDIEVAL FRENCH KING, BUT I STILL WISH I WAS KATE BEATON
HUAGHBLUGHALUGHAGOUGH

  :x

« Last Edit: 30 May 2009, 20:21 by phooey »
Logged

Inlander

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,152
  • Hug your local saintly donkey.
    • Instant Life Substitute
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4110 on: 29 May 2009, 22:48 »

notalwaysright

Oh wow:

Quote
Customer: “Ugh! Everything you make here has canola oil in it. Don’t you know that’s not even food? It’s made from rapeseed, which isn’t even edible!”

Me: “While it’s true you can’t actually eat the plant, canola oil itself is–”

Customer: “It’s all genetically modified. You can’t get canola oil that isn’t genetically modified.”

Me: “Actually, the canola oil we use comes from a company called Spectrum that–”

Customer: “Spectrum!? That’s an Illuminati company!”

Me: “Let me get my manager for you…”

Could "That's an Illuminati company!" be the next big internet meme?

EDIT: Actually, everything in this section is pure gold.
« Last Edit: 29 May 2009, 22:54 by Inlander »
Logged

Dollface

  • Bling blang blong blung
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,225
  • And i thought there would be breasts.
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4111 on: 30 May 2009, 04:49 »

Pic

I think im rape victim then.
Logged
Barfy: he needs to get on the sucking of some dick

onewheelwizzard

  • GET ON THE NIGHT TRAIN
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,558
  • Ha! Fool ...
    • http://www.livejournal.com/users/onewheelwizzard
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4112 on: 30 May 2009, 06:23 »

I've never been wished a happy birthday quite so ... queasily.
Logged
also at one point mid-sex she asked me "what do you think about commercialism in art?"

JD

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,803
  • The Phallussar
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4113 on: 30 May 2009, 12:14 »

Logged
Quote from: Jimmy the Squid
Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.

Mein Tumblr

keeperoflore

  • Plantmonster
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 31
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4114 on: 30 May 2009, 12:28 »

i wouldn't have clicked on it if i hadn't scrolled over it with my mouse and saw it actually was a link.
Logged

JD

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,803
  • The Phallussar
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4116 on: 30 May 2009, 23:31 »

Four Chords, 36 Songs

Also Phooey, that drawing is great.
Logged
Quote from: Jimmy the Squid
Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.

Mein Tumblr

JD

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,803
  • The Phallussar
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4117 on: 30 May 2009, 23:31 »

I'm not just saying that because it's the best pagebreak ever. Honest.
Logged
Quote from: Jimmy the Squid
Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.

Mein Tumblr

Dollface

  • Bling blang blong blung
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,225
  • And i thought there would be breasts.
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4118 on: 31 May 2009, 01:28 »

Logged
Barfy: he needs to get on the sucking of some dick

WriterofAllWrongs

  • Vagina Manifesto
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 685
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4119 on: 31 May 2009, 08:59 »

Four Chords, 36 Songs

Did anyone else notice how bland all of these songs are? 
Logged

Elk

  • Emoticontraindication
  • *
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 64
  • BLUUUUUUUUUUUGGHH.
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4120 on: 31 May 2009, 12:33 »



Logged

JD

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,803
  • The Phallussar
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4121 on: 31 May 2009, 14:02 »

I hope everyone knows that first comic.
Logged
Quote from: Jimmy the Squid
Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.

Mein Tumblr

Josefbugman

  • Bling blang blong blung
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,102
  • Are you Sure thats wise sir?
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4122 on: 31 May 2009, 14:24 »

Goddamn you Doctor Mcninja, why are you more awesome than I can hope to be.
Logged
Oddly enough the "oh no boobs!" box in the background of todays comic is my usual reaction.

JD

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,803
  • The Phallussar
Logged
Quote from: Jimmy the Squid
Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.

Mein Tumblr

pwhodges

  • Admin emeritus
  • Awakened
  • *
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 17,241
  • I'll only say this once...
    • My home page
Logged
"Being human, having your health; that's what's important."  (from: Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi )
"As long as we're all living, and as long as we're all having fun, that should do it, right?"  (from: The Eccentric Family )

KvP

  • WoW gold miner on break
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 6,599
  • COME DOWN NOW
Logged
I review, sometimes.
Quote from: Andy
I love this vagina store!
Quote from: Andy
SNEAKY
I sneak that shit
And liek
OMG DICK JERK

the_pied_piper

  • Bling blang blong blung
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,155
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4126 on: 31 May 2009, 17:28 »

Male Restroom Etiquette

This is one of the funniest things i've seen in a long time.
Logged
He even really sponsored terrorism! Libya's like Opposite-Iraq, where all the lies are true!

MarkTBSc

  • Curry sauce
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 291
  • The pheasant has no agenda
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4127 on: 01 Jun 2009, 00:37 »

Ninjas can't catch you... When you just surfed a Robo-Dracula from the moon.
Logged
Unique Quarks - For when Antimatter just isn't destructive enough.

SirJuggles

  • The Tickler
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 955
  • Squalor Victoria
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4128 on: 01 Jun 2009, 00:46 »

Normally I prefer people to just read the site themselves, but for anyone who didn't dig too much, this is an instant-classic.

(It was a beautiful night and everyone was having bonfires. A group of teenage girls walk in.)

Girl: “Hi, do you guys have any marshmallows?”

Me: *looks around* “Sorry, looks like we’re all out.”

Girl: “But what if you REALLY need them?”

(I turned towards my coworker.)

Me: “My God…”

Coworker: “It’s time. Get out your key.”

(We then started pretending that we had a top-secret marshmallow stash behind the counter.)

Me: “Do you think the retina scan is going to work with my contacts in?”

(The girl finally realized that we were blatantly making fun of her and quickly left with her friends. The secret stash became an instant classic at our gas-station.)
Logged
Quote from: Jimmy the Squid
I still prefer to think of rugby in a more friendly way: Everyone tries to hug the guy with the ball. The team with the most hugs at the end of the game wins. Extra points for group hugs.

Jimor

  • Lovecraftian nightmare
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,763
    • Twitch Channel
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4129 on: 01 Jun 2009, 00:50 »

One of my personal favorites from my own experiences:

When I worked in a toy store, a young couple come in and buy a Ouija Board.

About 2-3 hours later, they come back to return it. "It doesn't work."

:::facepalm::: It took every ounce of self-control to not say anything.
Logged
Twitch I play games and hang out with friends.

Gemmwah

  • Bling blang blong blung
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,240
  • fffffffffffffffffff
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4130 on: 01 Jun 2009, 02:46 »



"Left 5 Dead"

more here
Logged
oh good god 4lko jaeger bomb. Holy goood god what have I done.
 :psyduck: psyduck is the most appropriate right now. FUUUUKC

est

  • this is a test
  • Admin emeritus
  • Older than Moses
  • *
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,157
  • V O L L E Y B A L L
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4131 on: 01 Jun 2009, 06:18 »

Bohemian Rhapsody on a flatbed scanner, an oscilloscope and a couple of other things:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht96HJ01SE4
Logged

Dollface

  • Bling blang blong blung
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,225
  • And i thought there would be breasts.
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4132 on: 01 Jun 2009, 06:24 »

Seen this but its still awesome.
Logged
Barfy: he needs to get on the sucking of some dick

KvP

  • WoW gold miner on break
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 6,599
  • COME DOWN NOW
Logged
I review, sometimes.
Quote from: Andy
I love this vagina store!
Quote from: Andy
SNEAKY
I sneak that shit
And liek
OMG DICK JERK

JD

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,803
  • The Phallussar
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4134 on: 01 Jun 2009, 16:48 »

Holy crap.
Logged
Quote from: Jimmy the Squid
Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.

Mein Tumblr

Blue Kitty

  • WoW gold miner on break
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 6,964
    • Twitter
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4135 on: 01 Jun 2009, 17:40 »

Logged

Ballard

  • Older than Moses
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,211
  • This is my happening and it freaks me out!
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4136 on: 01 Jun 2009, 18:55 »

"Left 5 Dead"

This is that much funnier/more wrong once you've seen live action L4D porn.
Logged
I'm like the boy who cried "you guys are faggots"

JD

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,803
  • The Phallussar
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4137 on: 01 Jun 2009, 20:11 »

Is this from personal experience? Have you seen it?
Logged
Quote from: Jimmy the Squid
Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.

Mein Tumblr

Ballard

  • Older than Moses
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,211
  • This is my happening and it freaks me out!
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4138 on: 01 Jun 2009, 20:26 »

Yeah, once I heard it existed I had watch, out of sheer curiosity. It's hilarious and has low production values.
Logged
I'm like the boy who cried "you guys are faggots"

est

  • this is a test
  • Admin emeritus
  • Older than Moses
  • *
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,157
  • V O L L E Y B A L L
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4139 on: 01 Jun 2009, 20:28 »

Yeah, it is pretty horrible.
Logged

scarred

  • Older than Moses
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,440
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4140 on: 01 Jun 2009, 20:39 »

"Left 5 Dead"

Hey! Those "Night Zero" chaps were at Emerald City Comic-Con giving out free zombie makeup; my roommate and I had ourselves done up and then we went out on the town!
Logged
tumblr | wordpress | last.fm

Quote from: De_El
nick is a dick so you don't have to be!

est

  • this is a test
  • Admin emeritus
  • Older than Moses
  • *
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,157
  • V O L L E Y B A L L
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4141 on: 01 Jun 2009, 21:16 »

I tried to check out the Night Zero comic but it looks really shit.
Logged

onewheelwizzard

  • GET ON THE NIGHT TRAIN
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,558
  • Ha! Fool ...
    • http://www.livejournal.com/users/onewheelwizzard
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4142 on: 02 Jun 2009, 00:00 »

Logged
also at one point mid-sex she asked me "what do you think about commercialism in art?"

scarred

  • Older than Moses
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,440
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4143 on: 02 Jun 2009, 00:27 »

I tried to check out the Night Zero comic but it looks really shit.

Yeaaaah

But the makeup we had on was cool!

Yeah!

...yeah
Logged
tumblr | wordpress | last.fm

Quote from: De_El
nick is a dick so you don't have to be!

Ballard

  • Older than Moses
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,211
  • This is my happening and it freaks me out!
Logged
I'm like the boy who cried "you guys are faggots"

Jimor

  • Lovecraftian nightmare
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,763
    • Twitch Channel
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4145 on: 02 Jun 2009, 00:38 »

Somewhat following that theme:

Usher's "Love In This Club" performed by The Showbiz Pizza Band
Logged
Twitch I play games and hang out with friends.

wafflecone

  • Emoticontraindication
  • *
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 51
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4146 on: 02 Jun 2009, 00:50 »

Logged

Jace

  • Older than Moses
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,404
  • Dealing with it.
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4147 on: 02 Jun 2009, 02:20 »

Logged
Rizzla: Man... I'm only interested in girls who've had penises.
Rizzla: Fuck
Rizzla: I mean girls who have penises.

Kylos

  • Obscure cultural reference
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 142
    • Myspace?
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4148 on: 02 Jun 2009, 06:29 »

I'm pretty much in love with Simon Pegg, to the point that i'd kill an ox with my bare hands for him, so that video has made my day infinitely better.

Also,
The most adorable thing ever.
http://www.kontraband.co.uk/videos/17658/Kitten-Gets-Pillowned/
Logged
I hope we mess things up in a huge and beautiful fashion.

Pernix takes the rat and uses it as a peen sock.

De_El

  • Duck attack survivor
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,723
  • uh oh
Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4149 on: 02 Jun 2009, 09:51 »

It's still goofy, but I'm not really sure what the point was in changing it from "Knife Eye Attack." Unless of course there's something I'm not getting.
Pages: 1 ... 81 82 [83] 84 85 ... 95   Go Up