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Author Topic: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN  (Read 1287055 times)

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4150 on: 02 Jun 2009, 10:18 »

I am guessing it was made by the people who also like to stamp FAIL on things that are funny without FAIL written on top of them in bold letters.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4151 on: 02 Jun 2009, 12:16 »

KNIFE EYE ATTACK will always be better. Sorry Jens, you're wrong.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4152 on: 02 Jun 2009, 12:23 »

"Left 5 Dead"

This is that much funnier/more wrong once you've seen live action L4D porn.

oh my god it is the worst thing.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4154 on: 02 Jun 2009, 13:46 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4155 on: 02 Jun 2009, 14:10 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4156 on: 02 Jun 2009, 14:25 »

Seems like an appropriate response...
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4157 on: 02 Jun 2009, 15:38 »

Looks like tomato paste.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4158 on: 02 Jun 2009, 18:56 »

My answers would be "probably not" and "no" respectively.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4159 on: 02 Jun 2009, 18:58 »

Better Days has come to an end my friends, if you are not aware




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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4160 on: 02 Jun 2009, 19:26 »

That is the single most fucked up thing i have seen all day.


Wow.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4161 on: 02 Jun 2009, 19:48 »

That fly/human comic he posted a while back was worse.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4162 on: 02 Jun 2009, 20:54 »

As Seen On Meebo:

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4163 on: 02 Jun 2009, 21:00 »

are you telling me he can actually play that drum set? i need to know the story behind this.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4164 on: 02 Jun 2009, 21:02 »

Wow. Man, that is some wankery right there; but I'm not gonna lie, I wish I had like, half that equipment.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4165 on: 02 Jun 2009, 22:50 »

Each fill takes 1:30...
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4166 on: 03 Jun 2009, 00:35 »





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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4168 on: 03 Jun 2009, 04:25 »

God I love Sacha Baron Cohen.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4169 on: 03 Jun 2009, 07:58 »

Apparently one of the writers for the show made a blog post or something (swiftly deleted) saying that the whole thing was scripted and rehearsed, including Eminem's role.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4170 on: 03 Jun 2009, 09:57 »

I personally think that Eminem knew ahead of time that Sasha was going to be lowered down on him for a joke.  I mean the camera shots were already in place.

However, I think that he didn't know that Sasha was going to be half naked like that and shove his ass in his face.

So he was expecting it and didn't move out of the way and then when he saw Sasha was naked and not getting off him he pitched a real fit with swearing.

I mean I dunno if Eminem has been working on his acting during his time off but that swearing reaction seemed pretty real to me.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4171 on: 03 Jun 2009, 12:07 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4172 on: 03 Jun 2009, 12:11 »

Dickbutt!

Yay!  :lol:

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Also Fuck your hand
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4173 on: 03 Jun 2009, 13:21 »

Yeah, the whole thing was rehearsed
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4174 on: 03 Jun 2009, 14:02 »

Dickbutt!

Yay!  :lol:

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Also Fuck your hand

At 2:10 the hands true origins revealed.
Sieg heil!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4175 on: 03 Jun 2009, 14:53 »

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« Reply #4176 on: 03 Jun 2009, 15:00 »






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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4177 on: 03 Jun 2009, 18:32 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4179 on: 03 Jun 2009, 21:07 »

That's kinda old, but still adorable as all get out. There are other videos of her that are good too.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4180 on: 03 Jun 2009, 21:43 »

One of the best comics ever

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4181 on: 03 Jun 2009, 22:31 »

For no particular reason at all, other than that I've bought a couple of Lego sets this week, I present you with Darth Vader riding a shark:

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4182 on: 03 Jun 2009, 22:56 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a127j7kdzr4&feature=related

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4183 on: 04 Jun 2009, 02:25 »

the onion on porn

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4184 on: 04 Jun 2009, 03:17 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4185 on: 04 Jun 2009, 04:00 »

That's just cruel.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4188 on: 04 Jun 2009, 07:19 »

Gives it away with the hand movement a few seconds before the "shock." Lame.

(what's he reaching for, there, by the way?)
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4189 on: 04 Jun 2009, 10:58 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4190 on: 04 Jun 2009, 12:13 »

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This is too fantastic to forget. Good sir, you have just given me what is sure to be my background for months to come.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4191 on: 04 Jun 2009, 12:30 »

ugly kid
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4192 on: 04 Jun 2009, 13:07 »

OM NOM NOM NOM

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4194 on: 04 Jun 2009, 17:41 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4195 on: 04 Jun 2009, 18:54 »

spellcheck.
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« Reply #4196 on: 04 Jun 2009, 19:11 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4199 on: 05 Jun 2009, 06:54 »

[Chansey Slapping Nurse Joy]

This was in PERFECT sync with David Bowie's Yassassin. Combine them, it's eery and strangely thrilling.
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