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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4300 on: 15 Jun 2009, 00:03 »

I dislike Pokemoans


Alot.
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« Reply #4301 on: 15 Jun 2009, 00:15 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4302 on: 15 Jun 2009, 03:21 »

Christophe, your avatar is synching up with the dubstep coming out of my speakers and its hilarious.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4303 on: 15 Jun 2009, 03:31 »

I dislike Pokemoans


Alot.

The Booster Gold/Blue Beetle one made me chuckle.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4304 on: 15 Jun 2009, 05:18 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4305 on: 15 Jun 2009, 10:47 »

Reasons why wikipedia is a bad idea:
Wizard Rock
Harry and the Potters
Draco and the Malfoys

What is wrong with people?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4307 on: 15 Jun 2009, 13:17 »

As far as I'm concerned, "Wizard Rock" includes "The Wizard" by Black Sabbath, any Zeppelin tune that mentions "The Lord Of The Rings" and a bunch of power metal.
 
Shit, taking a coverall term for thematic rock based on one series of pulp books is just straight-up arrogance.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4308 on: 15 Jun 2009, 13:19 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4309 on: 15 Jun 2009, 14:27 »

Has been posted like two or three pages ago.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4310 on: 15 Jun 2009, 14:49 »

I was bemused to find the following paragraph in the instructions of something I bought today:

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This appliance is not intended for use by individuals (including children) with restricted physical, physiological or intellectual abilities or deficiencies in experience and/or knowledge unless they are supervised by a person responsible for their safety.

What was it that required such a warning and an IQ test, you ask?  Kitchen scales...  well known for injuring people of limited intellect.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4312 on: 15 Jun 2009, 18:26 »


« Last Edit: 15 Jun 2009, 18:28 by KvP »
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4313 on: 15 Jun 2009, 18:49 »

THAT'S THE SAIGON WHORE THAT BIT MY NOSE OFF!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4314 on: 15 Jun 2009, 20:27 »



This one's a keeper.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4315 on: 16 Jun 2009, 01:09 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4316 on: 16 Jun 2009, 02:59 »

ATTORNEY


I found my crazy Korean Snoopy bag today!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4317 on: 16 Jun 2009, 04:56 »

I had no idea: Daft Punk's Robot Rock sounds identical to Breakwater's Release the Beast:

http://www.whosampled.com/sample/view/226/Daft%20Punk-Robot%20Rock_Breakwater-Release%20the%20Beast/

That site is filled with stuff like that.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4318 on: 16 Jun 2009, 05:21 »

It is frustratingly difficult to get the two playing somewhat in sync
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4319 on: 16 Jun 2009, 13:38 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4320 on: 16 Jun 2009, 14:03 »

 I think it is hilarious how off they were with Woodstock's name.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4321 on: 16 Jun 2009, 14:05 »

Twilight: New Moon. Oh, parodies.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4322 on: 16 Jun 2009, 14:16 »

That's no moon...
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4324 on: 16 Jun 2009, 15:00 »

Allison. I laughed so much. Oh my god.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4325 on: 16 Jun 2009, 17:11 »


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4326 on: 16 Jun 2009, 17:12 »

I had no idea: Daft Punk's Robot Rock sounds identical to Breakwater's Release the Beast:

http://www.whosampled.com/sample/view/226/Daft%20Punk-Robot%20Rock_Breakwater-Release%20the%20Beast/

That site is filled with stuff like that.


I am sure that (my CD is in a box)  it says so in the liner notes.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4327 on: 16 Jun 2009, 18:26 »

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« Reply #4328 on: 16 Jun 2009, 18:54 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4329 on: 16 Jun 2009, 19:14 »

I don't get it. Is it something to do with what's written on the shirt, which is too small and faint and blurry for me to read (on my laptop screen)? Is it something to do with the fact that he's patently not Gary Neville?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4330 on: 16 Jun 2009, 19:28 »

It's a reference to a football match seven years ago, where Gary Neville bascially gifted the Goat a goal. Quality.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4331 on: 17 Jun 2009, 01:27 »

Why im doing bitstips comics!



« Last Edit: 17 Jun 2009, 02:08 by Dollface »
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4333 on: 17 Jun 2009, 02:28 »

Damn it i really should learn to write.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4334 on: 17 Jun 2009, 02:53 »

I like the way you write Dollface.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4335 on: 17 Jun 2009, 06:57 »

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« Reply #4336 on: 17 Jun 2009, 08:56 »

RAR! TRAFFIC BARREL MONSTER SMASH!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4337 on: 17 Jun 2009, 10:45 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4338 on: 17 Jun 2009, 11:55 »

I am sure that (my CD is in a box)  it says so in the liner notes.

Yeah, I'm sure that it's legit, it was just a surprise. And a treat hearing the original song.

[kermit picture]

isn't there some site that compares kermit to johnny depp somewhere?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4339 on: 17 Jun 2009, 12:00 »

There's one that does Kermit and Christian Bale through a series of photographs. Maybe there is a Johnny Depp one as well?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4340 on: 17 Jun 2009, 12:05 »

No, Christian Bale is the one I saw. For some reason I have an image of kermit being raoul duke in my head.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4341 on: 17 Jun 2009, 15:40 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4342 on: 17 Jun 2009, 15:51 »

That is Awesome.


I enjoy it greaty.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4344 on: 17 Jun 2009, 16:14 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4345 on: 17 Jun 2009, 17:45 »

i just went through the entire thread and I think I now have seen all i can see of the internet....
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4346 on: 17 Jun 2009, 17:47 »

are you seriously telling me you went through all 91 pages?





















well damn, dude.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4347 on: 17 Jun 2009, 17:52 »

I remember doing that when it was at about 40 or so.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4348 on: 17 Jun 2009, 18:03 »

are you seriously telling me you went through all 91 pages?

well damn, dude.

yes yes i did.  and yeah i agree damn.  I just couldnt stop! and the pimp my ride ones had me in stitches.  especially the one about putting a car in a car.  Some of the stuff was WTF!?  others were like LOLZ!  and some left you wondering.

and I think tenticle grape is something you give as a joke gift to a kawaii friend you dont like.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4349 on: 17 Jun 2009, 18:27 »

and I think tenticle grape is something you give as a joke gift to a kawaii friend you dont like.

You mean every kawaii friend?
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