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Author Topic: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN  (Read 1288944 times)

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4552 on: 09 Jul 2009, 05:38 »

http://webecoist.com/2009/07/03/20-outlandish-pet-costumes-for-furry-friends/

Don't worry everyone, the website is not nearly as horrifying as the U.R.L. would suggest.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4553 on: 09 Jul 2009, 05:41 »

You sound disappointed, Inlander.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4554 on: 09 Jul 2009, 05:48 »

In my head, everyone on this forum sounds disappointed all the time, as if they've arrived at a party a couple of hours too early or too soon.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4555 on: 09 Jul 2009, 05:49 »

They have, that's why.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4556 on: 09 Jul 2009, 06:17 »

http://webecoist.com/2009/07/03/20-outlandish-pet-costumes-for-furry-friends/

Don't worry everyone, the website is not nearly as horrifying as the U.R.L. would suggest.

Good point. Hadn't noticed that this might seem ... awkward. I am, apparently, less obsessed with furry porn than some other folks on here. Which is a relief.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4557 on: 09 Jul 2009, 09:45 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4559 on: 09 Jul 2009, 12:56 »

Weird story is sad.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4561 on: 09 Jul 2009, 21:36 »

See those ones are just baffling, but it seems like most of the family photos are of the "people with glasses in the 80's were goddamn ugly" variety.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4562 on: 10 Jul 2009, 05:15 »

See those ones are just baffling,

You're right.  Why is that lady holding the Glock in her left hand when it's clearly set up for a right handed shooter?   I mean... sheesh.
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« Reply #4563 on: 10 Jul 2009, 07:33 »

She doesn't trust herself to hold the watermelon with her weak side.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4564 on: 10 Jul 2009, 10:41 »

Apparently, Hugh Hefner is being sued by a hat
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4565 on: 10 Jul 2009, 14:12 »

I made it through two pages of that, and it's terrible because you feel like there must be some thread of sense running through there but there's not.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4566 on: 10 Jul 2009, 14:32 »

Tania I love awkwardfamilyphotos.com! It updates so often and basically delivers unlike any other blog I read. Recent favorite:

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4567 on: 10 Jul 2009, 17:07 »

Awkward Family Photos is awesome.



Also,



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4568 on: 10 Jul 2009, 18:15 »

Sexual Harassment


It smells like fresh vagina in here.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4569 on: 10 Jul 2009, 18:31 »

If awkward family photos just don't do it for you, there's always Awkward Boners!

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4570 on: 10 Jul 2009, 20:09 »

http://www.awkwardboners.com/2009/05/does-this-mean-im-gay/

oh god, haven't laughed like that for a good while. nsfw, since you know, the whole boner thing set to YMCA
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4571 on: 10 Jul 2009, 20:16 »

Thank you.

Thank you so much.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4573 on: 10 Jul 2009, 22:17 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4574 on: 11 Jul 2009, 00:22 »

In the best tradition of that "Spock's bowl-cut" pic from a little bit back

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4575 on: 11 Jul 2009, 03:16 »

I've seen another of those.


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« Reply #4576 on: 11 Jul 2009, 03:35 »


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4577 on: 11 Jul 2009, 09:24 »

I was watching the first Chronicles of Narnia a little while ago and it occurred to me that this image macro must've existed somewhere.  I was right.

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« Reply #4578 on: 12 Jul 2009, 05:31 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4579 on: 12 Jul 2009, 14:51 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4580 on: 12 Jul 2009, 15:33 »

OMG

I saw Sleepwalkers on TV when I was 7 or 8 and it stayed with me pretty much forever. I had nightmares for days afterwards. I was a little pussy of a kid when I was younger though. I couldn't even get through an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark without changing the channel.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4581 on: 12 Jul 2009, 18:17 »

I'm still scared of swimming pools because of Are You Afraid of the Dark.



That shit was scary.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4582 on: 12 Jul 2009, 20:06 »

dude thanks for posting that picture.  I'm sitting in the dark in my giant empty apartment.  Now I can't leave the puny circle of light surrounding my lamp here.

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« Reply #4583 on: 12 Jul 2009, 21:15 »

I remember that episode.  Dead Man's Float.  Kept me out of the pool for a few weeks.  Looking back, Are you Afraid of the Dark is weak.


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4584 on: 12 Jul 2009, 23:40 »

awww warbot.
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« Reply #4585 on: 13 Jul 2009, 07:26 »



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« Reply #4586 on: 13 Jul 2009, 14:22 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4587 on: 13 Jul 2009, 14:26 »

The Warbot comic makes me wonder if that's an intentional Weyland-Yutani reference; lord knows Clevinger is a big enough sci-fi nerd to do such a thing subconsciously just as easily as he could intentionally.




Anyway, I don't think I really like Warbot In Accounting. It's sad.
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« Reply #4588 on: 13 Jul 2009, 22:11 »

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« Reply #4589 on: 13 Jul 2009, 23:00 »





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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4590 on: 14 Jul 2009, 06:50 »

I'm still scared of swimming pools because of Are You Afraid of the Dark.


That shit was scary.

I stopped watching Are You Afraid of the Dark? after I saw that episode.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4591 on: 14 Jul 2009, 06:58 »

Every Canadian television actor has been on at least one episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?, and this is a fact.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4594 on: 14 Jul 2009, 14:03 »

Brilliant. Things like that Helen Keller Simulator and the Robot Dinosaur game are why I love the internet.
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« Reply #4595 on: 14 Jul 2009, 14:59 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4597 on: 14 Jul 2009, 20:41 »

Oh, man. Freakazoid...

I miss 7-10 years ago.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #4598 on: 14 Jul 2009, 20:46 »

It was not that long ago.

It was not.
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« Reply #4599 on: 15 Jul 2009, 03:19 »

http://www.helenkellersimulator.com/index.html

Hey the source code on that page has something in Braille. Who can translate?
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