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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #50 on: 02 Jul 2008, 12:11 »

just look at his avatar, and all will become clear in time
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #51 on: 02 Jul 2008, 12:14 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #52 on: 02 Jul 2008, 12:18 »

Yeah, I figured that out. I bet they love him back.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #53 on: 02 Jul 2008, 13:02 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #54 on: 02 Jul 2008, 14:21 »

would've been more appropriate to slap one of these on it. They're harder to disregard, what with the adhesive and all.
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« Reply #55 on: 02 Jul 2008, 15:28 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #57 on: 02 Jul 2008, 17:07 »

Hahaha, that's hilarious.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #58 on: 02 Jul 2008, 17:08 »

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« Reply #59 on: 02 Jul 2008, 18:20 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #60 on: 02 Jul 2008, 18:23 »

I think my brain done died
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #61 on: 02 Jul 2008, 18:24 »

Spite, mostly.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #62 on: 02 Jul 2008, 18:31 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #64 on: 02 Jul 2008, 19:43 »


Who the hell announces a movie like this and doesn't notice all the negative feedback on the internet?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #65 on: 02 Jul 2008, 19:59 »

The type of people that would make a Dragonball movie. Clearly.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #66 on: 02 Jul 2008, 19:59 »

That movie is going to be fucking awesome.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #67 on: 02 Jul 2008, 20:31 »

It so will. At least worth a rental and a bottle of something cheap and awful.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #68 on: 02 Jul 2008, 21:25 »

The GI Joe is gonna suck. Destro has no mask and no son WTF?! The casting is all wrong and if it's called the Rise of Cobra why is Destro leading it? He didn't become anything more than an arms dealer until after COBRA had been established.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #69 on: 02 Jul 2008, 21:56 »

Destro has no mask and no son WTF?!

If it's any consolation, I'm sure these will be the least of the movie's problems.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #70 on: 02 Jul 2008, 23:51 »

The GI Joe is gonna suck. Destro has no mask and no son WTF?! The casting is all wrong and if it's called the Rise of Cobra why is Destro leading it? He didn't become anything more than an arms dealer until after COBRA had been established.

According to IMDB, there is a Cobra Commander, so it makes sense that Destro will be the arms dealer supplying the fledling CC with the arms he needs to create a terrorist organization.

Do you remember how Cobra Commander was a used car salesman before he started a terrorist organization? Did you really expect anyone to make a good movie about that?

No, but Sienna Miller is hot. And there will be lots of 'splosions.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #71 on: 02 Jul 2008, 23:56 »

guys okay. a long time ago, i saw this really funny lord of the rings gif that had the "and my axe! and my bow!" line
but i can't remember anything else but that part.

i need it because whenever my friends and i are all stoned it comes up but NONE of us can remember it

can't imagine why....

so yeah
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #72 on: 03 Jul 2008, 00:24 »

i don't know :(

i don't hink so..

i'm pretty sure it started out with something  completely lotr-unrelated
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #73 on: 03 Jul 2008, 06:52 »

Something like THIS?:

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #74 on: 03 Jul 2008, 06:59 »

Oh dear god, that's just epilepsy waiting to happen.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #75 on: 03 Jul 2008, 07:00 »

I think he means something more along the lines of one non-lotr person saying something about "you have my ______" followed by the dwarf and the elf piping up.

I've seen that joke in text, but I can't think of a gif I've seen.

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« Reply #78 on: 03 Jul 2008, 10:39 »

If we could have less lolcats and other really overplayed shit in this one that would be great!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #79 on: 03 Jul 2008, 10:59 »

Someone from the L.A. Times managed to track down Rick Astley and ask him what he thought about Rickrolling.  He actually sounds like a pretty cool guy.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #80 on: 03 Jul 2008, 13:05 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #82 on: 03 Jul 2008, 18:48 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #83 on: 03 Jul 2008, 19:45 »

congratulations sir, you have made my headache worse



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #84 on: 03 Jul 2008, 21:12 »

Destro has no mask and no son WTF?!

If it's any consolation, I'm sure these will be the least of the movie's problems.
Yeah but they will be my biggest gripes until I see the movie
The GI Joe is gonna suck. Destro has no mask and no son WTF?! The casting is all wrong and if it's called the Rise of Cobra why is Destro leading it? He didn't become anything more than an arms dealer until after COBRA had been established.

According to IMDB, there is a Cobra Commander, so it makes sense that Destro will be the arms dealer supplying the fledling CC with the arms he needs to create a terrorist organization.

Do you remember how Cobra Commander was a used car salesman before he started a terrorist organization? Did you really expect anyone to make a good movie about that?

No, but Sienna Miller is hot. And there will be lots of 'splosions.
I'm well aware of Cobra Commander's presence however all the promotional material has said that Destro is in charge and that is incorrect. Are you aware that Cobra Commander also went vigilante for a bit before becoming Cobra Commander and even teamed up with the man that would become Snake Eyes? Who cares how attractive a person is? How good of an actor they are is way more important, not that she's a bad actor. I prefer a good story and accuracy to mindless action, I guess I'm just a nerd that way.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #85 on: 03 Jul 2008, 21:29 »

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--And can I just add, he looks pretty damn fine (you know...for a guy his age and considering what he looked like back then...) Just me? Okay. Whatever.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #86 on: 04 Jul 2008, 02:28 »

Nah, I'd dick Rick.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #87 on: 04 Jul 2008, 03:30 »

he was pretty humble/realistic about the whole thing. Quite a cool guy, it seems.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #88 on: 04 Jul 2008, 15:09 »

That movie is going to be fucking awesome.

It'll be mad.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #89 on: 05 Jul 2008, 05:26 »


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #90 on: 05 Jul 2008, 13:23 »

Points for distance and form.  Landing could have been better
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #91 on: 05 Jul 2008, 23:51 »

http://www.tastespotting.com/

honestly I just had to post it somewhere.

Edit: Okay something to balance that last link:
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #92 on: 06 Jul 2008, 08:01 »

That second link is very similar to a Dave Barry article I read years ago. The only difference was Barry was testing Armour Potted Meat Product, not Ralph's, along with several other food items at the same time.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #93 on: 06 Jul 2008, 15:44 »

I love this icon. I wish I'd created it but I can't claim the credit.



For some reason it's running a little faster than I remember.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #94 on: 06 Jul 2008, 18:04 »

Nothing will ever be better than the one of the guy attacking a door.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #96 on: 06 Jul 2008, 18:26 »

Nothing will ever be better than the one of the guy attacking a door.
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« Reply #97 on: 06 Jul 2008, 20:58 »

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