Topic: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 1457447 times)

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #50 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 12:11 »

just look at his avatar, and all will become clear in time

0bsessions · « **Reply #51 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 12:14 »

(Hint: Jordan loves cock)

DoubleAW · « **Reply #52 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 12:18 »

Yeah, I figured that out. I bet they love him back.

Social Bacon · « **Reply #53 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 13:02 »

KvP · « **Reply #54 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 14:21 »

would've been more appropriate to slap one of these on it. They're harder to disregard, what with the adhesive and all.

KvP · « **Reply #55 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 15:28 »

DUDES

HITCH GETS WATERBOARDED

awesome.

Liz · « **Reply #56 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 16:29 »

Social Bacon · « **Reply #57 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 17:07 »

Hahaha, that's hilarious.
To keep it random:

ackblom12 · « **Reply #58 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 17:08 »

KvP · « **Reply #59 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 18:20 »

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #60 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 18:23 »

I think my brain done died

KvP · « **Reply #61 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 18:24 »

Spite, mostly.

Spite at life.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #62 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 18:31 »

Why Chow Yun Fat, why?

The proper way to take care of a baby

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #63 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 19:17 »

It's called a road.

J-cob9000 · « **Reply #64 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 19:43 »

Quote from: KvP on 02 Jul 2008, 18:20

Who the hell announces a movie like this and doesn't notice all the negative feedback on the internet?

Social Bacon · « **Reply #65 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 19:59 »

The type of people that would make a Dragonball movie. Clearly.

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #66 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 19:59 »

That movie is going to be fucking awesome.

McTaggart · « **Reply #67 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 20:31 »

It so will. At least worth a rental and a bottle of something cheap and awful.

NarwhalSunshine · « **Reply #68 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 21:25 »

The GI Joe is gonna suck. Destro has no mask and no son WTF?! The casting is all wrong and if it's called the Rise of Cobra why is Destro leading it? He didn't become anything more than an arms dealer until after COBRA had been established.

jhocking · « **Reply #69 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 21:56 »

Quote from: NarwhalSunshine on 02 Jul 2008, 21:25

Destro has no mask and no son WTF?!

If it's any consolation, I'm sure these will be the least of the movie's problems.

RobbieOC · « **Reply #70 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 23:51 »

Quote from: NarwhalSunshine on 02 Jul 2008, 21:25

The GI Joe is gonna suck. Destro has no mask and no son WTF?! The casting is all wrong and if it's called the Rise of Cobra why is Destro leading it? He didn't become anything more than an arms dealer until after COBRA had been established.

According to IMDB, there is a Cobra Commander, so it makes sense that Destro will be the arms dealer supplying the fledling CC with the arms he needs to create a terrorist organization.

Do you remember how Cobra Commander was a used car salesman before he started a terrorist organization? Did you really expect anyone to make a good movie about that?

No, but Sienna Miller is hot. And there will be lots of 'splosions.

Coreh · « **Reply #71 on:** 02 Jul 2008, 23:56 »

guys okay. a long time ago, i saw this really funny lord of the rings gif that had the "and my axe! and my bow!" line
but i can't remember anything else but that part.

i need it because whenever my friends and i are all stoned it comes up but NONE of us can remember it

can't imagine why....

so yeah
prease?

Coreh · « **Reply #72 on:** 03 Jul 2008, 00:24 »

i don't know

i don't hink so..

i'm pretty sure it started out with something completely lotr-unrelated

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #73 on:** 03 Jul 2008, 06:52 »

Something like THIS?:

Gemmwah · « **Reply #74 on:** 03 Jul 2008, 06:59 »

Oh dear god, that's just epilepsy waiting to happen.

jhocking · « **Reply #75 on:** 03 Jul 2008, 07:00 »

I think he means something more along the lines of one non-lotr person saying something about "you have my ______" followed by the dwarf and the elf piping up.

I've seen that joke in text, but I can't think of a gif I've seen.

Liz · « **Reply #76 on:** 03 Jul 2008, 09:14 »

Aimless · « **Reply #77 on:** 03 Jul 2008, 10:32 »

clockworkjames · « **Reply #78 on:** 03 Jul 2008, 10:39 »

Quote from: est on 29 Jun 2008, 08:07

If we could have less lolcats and other really overplayed shit in this one that would be great!

Original content in (my) QC?

Orbert · « **Reply #79 on:** 03 Jul 2008, 10:59 »

Someone from the L.A. Times managed to track down Rick Astley and ask him what he thought about Rickrolling. He actually sounds like a pretty cool guy.

Not a Rickroll, I promise

ummmkay · « **Reply #80 on:** 03 Jul 2008, 13:05 »

Quote from: article

Rick Astley, the singer who made the song famous in 1987 and who is not dead.

Gridgm · « **Reply #81 on:** 03 Jul 2008, 16:33 »

Quote from: Stryc9Fuego on 03 Jul 2008, 06:52

Something like THIS?:

blanktom · « **Reply #82 on:** 03 Jul 2008, 18:48 »

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #83 on:** 03 Jul 2008, 19:45 »

congratulations sir, you have made my headache worse

NarwhalSunshine · « **Reply #84 on:** 03 Jul 2008, 21:12 »

Quote from: jhocking on 02 Jul 2008, 21:56

Quote from: NarwhalSunshine on 02 Jul 2008, 21:25
Destro has no mask and no son WTF?!

If it's any consolation, I'm sure these will be the least of the movie's problems.

Yeah but they will be my biggest gripes until I see the movie

Quote from: RobbieOC on 02 Jul 2008, 23:51

Quote from: NarwhalSunshine on 02 Jul 2008, 21:25
The GI Joe is gonna suck. Destro has no mask and no son WTF?! The casting is all wrong and if it's called the Rise of Cobra why is Destro leading it? He didn't become anything more than an arms dealer until after COBRA had been established.

According to IMDB, there is a Cobra Commander, so it makes sense that Destro will be the arms dealer supplying the fledling CC with the arms he needs to create a terrorist organization.

Do you remember how Cobra Commander was a used car salesman before he started a terrorist organization? Did you really expect anyone to make a good movie about that?

No, but Sienna Miller is hot. And there will be lots of 'splosions.

I'm well aware of Cobra Commander's presence however all the promotional material has said that Destro is in charge and that is incorrect. Are you aware that Cobra Commander also went vigilante for a bit before becoming Cobra Commander and even teamed up with the man that would become Snake Eyes? Who cares how attractive a person is? How good of an actor they are is way more important, not that she's a bad actor. I prefer a good story and accuracy to mindless action, I guess I'm just a nerd that way.

ThePQ4 · « **Reply #85 on:** 03 Jul 2008, 21:29 »

Quote from: ummmkay on 03 Jul 2008, 13:05

Quote from: article
Rick Astley, the singer who made the song famous in 1987 and who is not dead.

--And can I just add, he looks pretty damn fine (you know...for a guy his age and considering what he looked like back then...) Just me? Okay. Whatever.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #86 on:** 04 Jul 2008, 02:28 »

Nah, I'd dick Rick.

Caspian · « **Reply #87 on:** 04 Jul 2008, 03:30 »

he was pretty humble/realistic about the whole thing. Quite a cool guy, it seems.

Also: RUNNING WILD- GATES TO PURGATORY

that is all

Tom · « **Reply #88 on:** 04 Jul 2008, 15:09 »

Quote from: Cartilage Head on 02 Jul 2008, 19:59

That movie is going to be fucking awesome.

It'll be mad.

Leonidas · « **Reply #89 on:** 05 Jul 2008, 05:26 »

mat_mantra · « **Reply #90 on:** 05 Jul 2008, 13:23 »

Points for distance and form. Landing could have been better

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #91 on:** 05 Jul 2008, 23:51 »

http://www.tastespotting.com/

honestly I just had to post it somewhere.

Edit: Okay something to balance that last link:
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

jhocking · « **Reply #92 on:** 06 Jul 2008, 08:01 »

That second link is very similar to a Dave Barry article I read years ago. The only difference was Barry was testing Armour Potted Meat Product, not Ralph's, along with several other food items at the same time.

MarkTBSc · « **Reply #93 on:** 06 Jul 2008, 15:44 »

I love this icon. I wish I'd created it but I can't claim the credit.

For some reason it's running a little faster than I remember.

jhocking · « **Reply #94 on:** 06 Jul 2008, 18:04 »

Nothing will ever be better than the one of the guy attacking a door.

Social Bacon · « **Reply #95 on:** 06 Jul 2008, 18:23 »

Gridgm · « **Reply #96 on:** 06 Jul 2008, 18:26 »

Quote from: jhocking on 06 Jul 2008, 18:04

Nothing will ever be better than the one of the guy attacking a door.

Plasticity · « **Reply #97 on:** 06 Jul 2008, 20:58 »

Social Bacon that is amazing.

Gridgm, I don't get it.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #98 on:** 06 Jul 2008, 20:58 »

Jed · « **Reply #99 on:** 07 Jul 2008, 08:30 »

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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