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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #900 on: 30 Sep 2008, 14:40 »

They spelled Barclays wrong
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #902 on: 30 Sep 2008, 16:20 »

(incidentally if McDonalds here sold poutine I would go there sometimes. Nom nom poutine)

Hell, it couldn't be any worse for you than the other stuff they sell. Though apparently I never got proper poutine in Canada, and I tried both a pub and a zoo! I mean, the zoo should have sold it, right?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #903 on: 30 Sep 2008, 16:28 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #904 on: 30 Sep 2008, 16:34 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #905 on: 30 Sep 2008, 18:53 »

Would that be red meat?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #906 on: 30 Sep 2008, 20:36 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #907 on: 30 Sep 2008, 21:19 »

In as much as none of the presidential candidates are worth anything, I propose this: 

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #908 on: 01 Oct 2008, 02:54 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #909 on: 01 Oct 2008, 03:19 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #910 on: 01 Oct 2008, 03:35 »

Scary, because I didn't look at the plane first...
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #911 on: 01 Oct 2008, 05:20 »

So a dude decks a shark to save his dog.
This is awesome.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #912 on: 01 Oct 2008, 06:17 »


« Last Edit: 01 Oct 2008, 06:28 by Social Bacon »
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #913 on: 01 Oct 2008, 06:24 »

Linky no worky, gettin' a "don't steal our goshdarned bandwidh" image.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #914 on: 01 Oct 2008, 06:28 »

Whoops
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #915 on: 01 Oct 2008, 08:49 »



That petrol isn't that expensive though? 1.79 is what, ~0.9 pence, that's pretty cheap.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #916 on: 01 Oct 2008, 08:51 »

That's the point, it is about half the price it is today
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #917 on: 01 Oct 2008, 08:59 »

Numerically, 1.59 is the only slightly above the petrol price here.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #918 on: 01 Oct 2008, 09:14 »

Yeah, but considering the Donkey/Elephant hybrid image in the corner, it stands to reason that that's a US gas station. That's the average price of gas back in like 2005. Now it's up around $3.50.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #919 on: 01 Oct 2008, 09:23 »

Well I noticed the plane first; the petrol price only becomes remarkable after recognising that it's an american petrol station and then wondering for a while what the conversion rate between (australian) cents per litre and whatever units you use is.

I guess it just loses it's effectiveness once you take it out of it's context.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #920 on: 01 Oct 2008, 09:51 »

Silly, the US is the only country that matters.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #921 on: 01 Oct 2008, 11:30 »

Oddly enough I noticed the symbol on the sign, thinking it was some sort of Pepsi thing, then noticed the plane, then after reading the image noticed the low gas prices.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #922 on: 01 Oct 2008, 15:36 »

They spelled Barkley wrong

he chaos dunked the dow
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #923 on: 01 Oct 2008, 16:59 »

go back to lf
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #924 on: 01 Oct 2008, 18:13 »

Why none of us posted this earlier is beyond me...

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #925 on: 01 Oct 2008, 18:15 »

oh god

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #926 on: 01 Oct 2008, 20:14 »

Well I noticed the plane first; the petrol price only becomes remarkable after recognising that it's an american petrol station and then wondering for a while what the conversion rate between (australian) cents per litre and whatever units you use is.

Those prices are in US dollars per US gallon of gas*. They're hovering around $3.50 a gallon now. :wink:

Here in the United States we don't care about your funny money and silly metric system. ;P

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #927 on: 01 Oct 2008, 20:37 »

HOLY GOD, AUUUUGH

Why the hell would you do that
In 100% honesty, I got that nauseous feeling you get before barfing.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #928 on: 01 Oct 2008, 20:40 »

Who the hell would ever find that sexy in any way?

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #929 on: 01 Oct 2008, 20:41 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #930 on: 01 Oct 2008, 20:42 »

Thank you Hannah! I am glad someone sees it as I do.

And guys, just remember what is important- the taco meat gets kinda hot as the room gets spicy.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #931 on: 01 Oct 2008, 20:45 »

It's nowhere near the worst thing I have seen online (or in the thread), so if you want I can find everyone some rule #34 stuff.

It may be hard to find things that won't get me banned, but I will definitely do it.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #932 on: 01 Oct 2008, 21:05 »

I think it's largely because, to me, it looks like he shit out that taco meat onto the plastic tray and is holding it out, both menacingly, and as if he's proud of it.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #934 on: 01 Oct 2008, 21:34 »

Taken by itself, that comic is actually horribly depressing.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #935 on: 01 Oct 2008, 21:41 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #936 on: 01 Oct 2008, 21:48 »

Is that the most awesome action figure ever?


Actually no, it isn't.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #937 on: 01 Oct 2008, 21:51 »

I actually own one of those Jesus figures.

And one of these: http://www.accoutrements.com/products/11071.html

And these: http://www.accoutrements.com/products/11024.html
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #938 on: 01 Oct 2008, 21:51 »

Oddly enough the Jesus action figure has wheels on its feet
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #939 on: 01 Oct 2008, 21:53 »

For real levitating action!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #940 on: 02 Oct 2008, 02:10 »

Oddly enough, I have the Sigmund Freud action figure.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #941 on: 02 Oct 2008, 06:21 »

Iremember Jesus back when he played for the Yankees.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #943 on: 02 Oct 2008, 08:05 »

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« Reply #944 on: 02 Oct 2008, 08:31 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #945 on: 02 Oct 2008, 09:39 »



he needs a set of hats to go along with
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #946 on: 02 Oct 2008, 10:35 »

Whenever you are taking pictures of people, I think everyone wishes that they could time that once in a lifetime shot, don't they?

Oh, and can anyone explain to me wtf they are playing in the last picture?





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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #947 on: 02 Oct 2008, 10:37 »

That's footvolleykarateball.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #948 on: 02 Oct 2008, 12:53 »

That middle one is great.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #949 on: 02 Oct 2008, 13:26 »



This is the head of 6th form at my school. If you see her outside of school, she is buying alcohol. If you see her in school, chances are she's making a fool of herself.
Last year, she asked my favourite teacher (who was in the middle of teaching history) how lesbians have sex. She knows how men have sex with each other, but could not for the life of her work out the mechanics of women doing it.
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