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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3850 on: 12 Jan 2009, 08:34 »

That's probably what she was going for. Canned beer is her date rape tool of choice.
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« Reply #3851 on: 12 Jan 2009, 08:41 »


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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3852 on: 12 Jan 2009, 08:43 »

0bsession's, how do you kno... never mind I don't want to know thanks.

I must admit, you are choosing a weird one with canned beer, surely a draught would be easier to poison?
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3853 on: 12 Jan 2009, 08:45 »

That's probably what she was going for. Canned beer is her date rape tool of choice.

It is unfortunate that the first thing that popped into my mind was a girl I went to highschool with who was sexually assaulted with a beer bottle.

Also, ThomasEdison it looks like little-you could have starred in a sitcom.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3854 on: 12 Jan 2009, 08:55 »

0bsession's, how do you kno... never mind I don't want to know thanks.

Too god damn bad!



This was after she fed me beer after beer after beer in a, since then, admitted attempt to get me loaded and make out with me. It was the second time we ever hung out. The first time we hung out, nothing happened because Shane and her daughter were there and she was pretty sure I might be gay.

The makings of a Hollywood love story.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3855 on: 12 Jan 2009, 09:05 »

Well it might not be the perfect start to a relationship, but hell's your still going out now, thats a good thing. Plus Free Beer.

also in regards to the picture "awhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Also Miss Allison, did that actually happen, I mean I know humanity is pretty twisted but, surely even evil has standards.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3856 on: 12 Jan 2009, 10:24 »

Me and Hannah on top of a giant chunk of granite called Enchanted Rock

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3857 on: 12 Jan 2009, 10:43 »

Why you should always wear a cup to karate...



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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3858 on: 12 Jan 2009, 10:44 »


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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3859 on: 12 Jan 2009, 10:49 »

14 was not a flattering age for you.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3860 on: 12 Jan 2009, 10:58 »

It wasn't. Though the picture in question was taken on Halloween.

I looked more like this.

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3861 on: 12 Jan 2009, 11:30 »

Also Miss Allison, did that actually happen, I mean I know humanity is pretty twisted but, surely even evil has standards.

Unfortunately, yes. This article makes it a little more sensational than it really was. I don't believe it was a "gang-style attack" and really, the details are sketchy. It's questionable as to whether or not she was unconcious at the time, but the weapon mentioned was a beer bottle.

Sorry for cloggin' up the photo thread, guys.
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« Reply #3862 on: 12 Jan 2009, 11:33 »

I have quite possibly the most embarrassing then/now photos!

This is at age 13, 7th grade >.< I'm the one in blue+white with the very frightening smile. Chris is actually here too, sporting a horrible mohawk! It's crazy that he happens to be in this picture since I don't think I actually really met him until 4 years later.


Now we're way more put together;)
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« Reply #3863 on: 12 Jan 2009, 11:40 »

Also Miss Allison, did that actually happen, I mean I know humanity is pretty twisted but, surely even evil has standards.

Unfortunately, yes. This article makes it a little more sensational than it really was. I don't believe it was a "gang-style attack" and really, the details are sketchy. It's questionable as to whether or not she was unconcious at the time, but the weapon mentioned was a beer bottle.

Sol invictus! Thats dreadful!
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3864 on: 12 Jan 2009, 12:51 »

Tommydski - 1989

If you can imagine that in England there's a game we call football but the yanks call soccer. I was born in a place called Leeds and the football team I have followed all my life is Leeds United. Other families (maybe even yours?) had strict religious beliefs growing up, in my family we had Leeds United. Except it was much more important than any mere religion you care to name. During the 1980s, Leeds United took a turn for the worst and were relegated two divisions. In 1989 they won the second division and were finally promoted back into the first division. Pictured is me on the pitch after Leeds had beaten Bournemouth in the very last game of the season, which ensured our promotion. This game was marred by heavy fighting between visiting Leeds fans and riot police but back in the day, that was part of going to see a match. A few minutes later we were dispersed from that very spot by tear gas canisters. This is what football was like back in the 80s.

Eww, Leeds scum.  :wink:

Anyway. Me, age 13, before my first day of second year at high school.



Me, age 16, on my last day of high school (after it had finished).



Currently 17 and can't find any photos of me since then.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3865 on: 12 Jan 2009, 12:53 »

Dude, what's with that girl's eyes in the second picture?
She was looking up. Picture was taken to emphasize my height. There were comments about her son also.


*pic*


It looks like the girl has just spotted a Web-Toed Giant Spider from Mars, poised to pounce on someone's face.
Ba-dum-pish!

Dear MrBlu, I would be creepy right now, but I am refraining so hard.
Do it.

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3866 on: 12 Jan 2009, 13:12 »

You, my dear sir, have E.T. fingers.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3867 on: 12 Jan 2009, 14:02 »

Sam, how are you going to camp on what is basically a big lump of incredibly hard rock? You must have some hella sharp tent pegs.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3869 on: 12 Jan 2009, 16:37 »

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« Reply #3870 on: 12 Jan 2009, 17:16 »

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3871 on: 12 Jan 2009, 17:23 »

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« Reply #3872 on: 12 Jan 2009, 17:32 »

old, slow, strange
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3873 on: 12 Jan 2009, 17:43 »

what?
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« Reply #3874 on: 12 Jan 2009, 17:43 »

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3876 on: 12 Jan 2009, 22:25 »

Man are you airborne?

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3877 on: 13 Jan 2009, 01:16 »


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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3878 on: 13 Jan 2009, 01:58 »

I love the fact that nowadays when people start bleeding, one of the things that occurs to them is "I have to get a photo of this and put it on the internet."

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« Reply #3879 on: 13 Jan 2009, 01:59 »

Oh Jens.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3880 on: 13 Jan 2009, 02:05 »

Your eyes look terrifyingly scary in that picture. Like maybe the reason you are bleeding from the nose is because of a wound elsewhere.

Don't die.
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« Reply #3881 on: 13 Jan 2009, 02:08 »

Careful Jens, ancient folklore says that when your nose starts bleeding, it's your soul having a piss. Make sure you bleed over a toilet.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3882 on: 13 Jan 2009, 02:15 »

Jens that's gotta be your avatar. The face you're making is priceless.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3883 on: 13 Jan 2009, 04:20 »

old, slow, strange

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« Reply #3884 on: 13 Jan 2009, 07:15 »

I'm still trying to figure out whether he was calling ME old and strange, or essentially repeating what I'd already called est.
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« Reply #3885 on: 13 Jan 2009, 10:43 »


(approx. 3 or 4)


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« Reply #3886 on: 13 Jan 2009, 10:44 »

Man, I am glad to see I'm not the only one that does striped sweaters over plaid shirts.
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« Reply #3887 on: 13 Jan 2009, 10:49 »

Shane, we should start a club. It'll be a corollary to the QC Anti-Deerhoof Society.
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« Reply #3888 on: 13 Jan 2009, 12:58 »

Man I would do it if I owned a plaid shirt.

I should order some nice-looking shirts with the Christmas/birthday money people sent me. I have assloads of rad t-shirts but almost no nice shirts that I actually like/actually fit me. All my nice shirts are baggy as hell.

Basically what I am saying is that I don't feel pretty. Thanks, Chris, you're a DICK.

(<3 I keed, man)
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« Reply #3889 on: 13 Jan 2009, 13:15 »

Or you could spend the money on food so that the nice shirts wouldn't be so baggy :-D
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« Reply #3890 on: 13 Jan 2009, 13:20 »

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3891 on: 13 Jan 2009, 13:45 »

Eat a fucking cheeseburger :-D

the moment i've been waiting for to post these pics





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« Reply #3892 on: 13 Jan 2009, 13:46 »

I can't be the only one who sees the absolute dread in his face concerning the prospect of actually ingesting food.
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« Reply #3893 on: 13 Jan 2009, 13:56 »

I like the fork and the little dainty mouthful. It suggests that you are merely POSING FOR THE CAMERA.

Jens, I get spontaneous nosebleeds pretty regularly but they usually coincide with bleeding from another orifice if you know what I mean (I will not spell it out) so that isn't your problem. Thinking about it, they've slowed up and been much less common since I started giving blood, which is something that I was told might happen. Basically your nosebleeds are a sign that you need to be more generous with your bodily fluids.
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« Reply #3894 on: 13 Jan 2009, 13:58 »

Jon that is just how my face goes when I am trying to not laugh.

Chris, you should tell him how fast I ate that fucker, and then tell him about how I went back for seconds (that were even larger) and ate all of that hella fast too. Also, May, my hands are just large, that is why it looks weird when I hold a fork.
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« Reply #3895 on: 13 Jan 2009, 14:00 »

Oh, hey. Theme.


When I was.. 14... 15...?

Also, for annoying things my body does. Acne. :|
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« Reply #3896 on: 13 Jan 2009, 14:09 »

Basically your nosebleeds are a sign that you need to be more generous with your bodily fluids.

you need to be more generous with your bodily fluids.

your bodily fluids.
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« Reply #3898 on: 13 Jan 2009, 14:31 »

an 'orger by any chance?

I lurk there quite often.

I'm still trying to figure out whether he was calling ME old and strange, or essentially repeating what I'd already called est.

The second one.
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« Reply #3899 on: 13 Jan 2009, 16:42 »

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