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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3900 on: 13 Jan 2009, 18:09 »

"Polo fresh, I am ze' man."

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I am so glad someone else out there knows about this. It is possible the best thing ever, and I could listen to it on repeat until the end of the universe.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3901 on: 13 Jan 2009, 18:31 »

But of course, I usually do.  :-D

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3902 on: 13 Jan 2009, 19:08 »

i went through all my old posts looking for the picture from three years ago where i am eating the big sandwich, and not only did i not find it but looking through my old posts made me depressed and slightly nauseous. i forgot how long i've been here and that i was once somehow even dumber than i am now.

the best i could find for the theme was this picture from tronnocon after i ate two boxes of donuts for everybody's entertainment.

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3903 on: 13 Jan 2009, 19:11 »

ooh, is this a theme? I can do this!



OM NOM NOM GIANT BURGER

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3904 on: 13 Jan 2009, 19:31 »

If we're gonna use old pictures, I totally have capabilities with this theme:









There are apparently a lot of pictures of me and food.

While I'm photodumping, in the interest of keeping current AND keeping sort of with the theme, here is a pie attacking me:



Seriously. A friend actually made a pie and then came over my apartment just so he could hit me in the face with it.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3905 on: 13 Jan 2009, 19:34 »

Man...those pictures really accentuate the horrid turn my head has taken since I stopped shaving it.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3906 on: 13 Jan 2009, 19:37 »

Oh hey, I took that picture of Tania and the donut boxes. Success!

EDIT: For theme-

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3907 on: 13 Jan 2009, 22:00 »

I disagree Jon! I like you with hair.

Theme. Unfortunately I don't have the original image.

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3908 on: 13 Jan 2009, 22:47 »



Old pic. That burger was mad delicious, though. I remember it well.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3909 on: 13 Jan 2009, 23:00 »

I am very mature.

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3910 on: 13 Jan 2009, 23:28 »

after i ate two boxes of donuts

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3911 on: 14 Jan 2009, 03:09 »

Thats May. LEARN WHO THEY ARE.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3912 on: 14 Jan 2009, 03:45 »

Keeping with the theme of old photos AND food photos:





Guys I think I figured out why I'm so skinny. I am doing this 'eating' thing all wrong.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3913 on: 14 Jan 2009, 04:10 »

I have old food pics!



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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3914 on: 14 Jan 2009, 06:44 »

I have even more pictures of you eating than me eating. I have like four separate pictures of you eating Fruity Pebbles out of things one should not be eating Fruity Pebbles out of.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3915 on: 14 Jan 2009, 07:43 »

Since this is you talking, Jon, I'll assume that nobody wants to see these photos.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3916 on: 14 Jan 2009, 07:45 »

I love Fruity Pebbles. I could probably stand seeing a few pictures of them.

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3917 on: 14 Jan 2009, 07:49 »

Jon, you make me sound gross.

He means this:
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3918 on: 14 Jan 2009, 07:56 »

That's what I'm talking about! MMmmm
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3919 on: 14 Jan 2009, 08:04 »

I would understand if that were a Teflon-coated pan and you were using a fork made out of razors or something, but that's really not all that bad.

Jon you have a gift for overstatement.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3920 on: 14 Jan 2009, 08:06 »

Who eats Fruity Pebbles with a fork?
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3921 on: 14 Jan 2009, 08:40 »

Man



Tacos are awesome!
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3922 on: 14 Jan 2009, 08:48 »

Oh yeah Cheesey Gordita Crunch!



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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3923 on: 14 Jan 2009, 13:04 »

No action shot because I was too busy crying when I was actually eating this:
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3924 on: 14 Jan 2009, 13:28 »

Ok. I'll bite.

Why were you crying? Was the turkey actually a childhood friend?
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3925 on: 14 Jan 2009, 13:30 »

It reminded him of sex.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3926 on: 14 Jan 2009, 13:36 »

Sex with a childhood turkey-skinned friend?
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3927 on: 14 Jan 2009, 13:42 »

I would assume he was crying because the turkey looks burned to shit.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3928 on: 14 Jan 2009, 13:42 »



Man, was I stoned.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3929 on: 14 Jan 2009, 13:52 »

No action shot because I was too busy crying when I was actually eating this:


That is baked headcrab you have there my friend.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3930 on: 14 Jan 2009, 13:57 »


Seriously. A friend actually made a pie and then came over my apartment just so he could hit me in the face with it.

That's a friend for life right there.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3931 on: 14 Jan 2009, 14:28 »

As far as I know, I have no pictures of me actually eating, but here is some mid-eating ridiculousness:

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/5382/talltaleslook2ht1.jpg

I look so damn ridiculous, I'm rather ashamed. I'm pretty sure I was eating a Twix, but I have no idea how I made it take up that much space.

For the record, I was trying to recreate this look from a... pivotal scene in Supernatural: http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/1114/deansnackfoodtroublebl3.jpg

Also note my camera is shit.

*Edited for shame and the apparent sexual connotations that can be derived from my candy-eating.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3932 on: 14 Jan 2009, 14:33 »

Ok. That picture made me laugh pretty hard. Thankfully there aren't any customers in the store.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3933 on: 14 Jan 2009, 14:43 »

Man, you must have shoved the whole dang thing in your mouth sideways!
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3934 on: 14 Jan 2009, 14:45 »

That's what she said.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3935 on: 14 Jan 2009, 14:46 »

Patrick, I get the feeling that you're not quite up to speed on how fellatio works if you're going to draw innuendo from something being in there sideways.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3936 on: 14 Jan 2009, 14:46 »

Wouldn't that imply that you had your own dick in your mouth?
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3937 on: 14 Jan 2009, 15:01 »

Patrick, I get the feeling that you're not quite up to speed on how fellatio works if you're going to draw innuendo from something being in there sideways.

I wouldn't know, man, I've never done it. Feel free to share your expertise, though.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3938 on: 14 Jan 2009, 15:54 »

Oh, snap!

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3939 on: 14 Jan 2009, 16:04 »

It's a turducken you fucks.

He was crying cause there is nothing left to do but cry when you make a dish so ridiculously good.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3940 on: 14 Jan 2009, 16:13 »

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3941 on: 14 Jan 2009, 16:14 »

I CAN SHOT THEME

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3942 on: 14 Jan 2009, 16:16 »

Wait, kangaroos are food too?
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3943 on: 14 Jan 2009, 16:17 »

Kangaroos are great food!

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3944 on: 14 Jan 2009, 16:24 »



Drunken poutine, a university tradition. The water on my sweater is from where I fell in the snow.
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« Reply #3945 on: 14 Jan 2009, 16:34 »

Anything is a university tradition when preceded by the word "drunken".
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3946 on: 14 Jan 2009, 16:50 »

My supper is really delicious but all I want to eat right now is some amazing poutine.
God damn.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3947 on: 14 Jan 2009, 18:13 »

I got me one o' them haircut things





EDIT: my girlfriend got a haircut too!

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« Reply #3948 on: 14 Jan 2009, 18:23 »

Very nice. A+
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« Reply #3949 on: 14 Jan 2009, 18:25 »

Sideburns,
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