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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3950 on: 14 Jan 2009, 18:29 »

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3951 on: 14 Jan 2009, 18:53 »

Wouldn't that imply that you had your own dick in your mouth?

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3952 on: 14 Jan 2009, 21:28 »

Dammit people, the theme.


Dicks. (I mean that in a nice way. =])


Me: "*mumble* What camera?"

Also, we were sitting on very dusty benches. Soooo My hands. Yeah.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3953 on: 14 Jan 2009, 21:29 »

Wouldn't that imply that you had your own dick in your mouth?
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No, I think it was in pieces.


Actually, let's revisit that post in its entirety.

No, I think it was in pieces. It was just all shoved in my cheeks with none in the middle of my mouth. Also, it may have involved both of the Twix in the package. I don't really remember, it was almost two years ago.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3954 on: 14 Jan 2009, 21:31 »

Did someone say sideburns?



They are taking over my face.

seriously help
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3955 on: 14 Jan 2009, 21:40 »

Fuck yes, this is my theme.



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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3956 on: 14 Jan 2009, 21:44 »

Ozy I would gay it up with you sideburn style.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3957 on: 14 Jan 2009, 21:45 »

My supper is really delicious but all I want to eat right now is some amazing poutine.
God damn.

As far as I can tell it is basically impossible to get cheese curds in Australia. This makes me incredibly sad.

Burns Brothers in the house what what


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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3958 on: 14 Jan 2009, 21:46 »

Dovey.. that stache.. that is an awful stache.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3959 on: 14 Jan 2009, 21:46 »

I got ya fuckin' sideburns roight 'ere ya fuckin' cunts

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3960 on: 14 Jan 2009, 21:49 »

Dovey.. that stache.. that is an awful stache.

yes but at least i know it
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3961 on: 14 Jan 2009, 22:20 »

Ozy I would gay it up with you sideburn style.

Gilead.

Man.

That is the only way I gay it up.

Even my balls have sideburns.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3962 on: 14 Jan 2009, 23:05 »

est, in that picture you look remarkably like Eugene Hutz. Can you also speak Ukrainian and play Gypsy Punk music?

Please say yes.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3963 on: 14 Jan 2009, 23:07 »

Oh man Est that is so goddamn good. You should have the mo all the time.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3964 on: 14 Jan 2009, 23:10 »

He has to keep in mind that if he keeps it he will be a lonely, lonely old man.


Because I won't go near him.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3965 on: 14 Jan 2009, 23:21 »

Yeah, I had gay'd up sideburns once.



I have a beard now, though.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3966 on: 14 Jan 2009, 23:33 »

Dude. 666 Posts.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3967 on: 15 Jan 2009, 00:13 »

Ironically, that is probably the least metal thing he has ever posted.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3968 on: 15 Jan 2009, 02:22 »

Tom,
Jordan,
Dovey,
Ben,


Here is a picture of my best friend and I on our mini holiday over the weekend!  We had been drinking.

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3969 on: 15 Jan 2009, 04:43 »

Since I am sideburned challenged genetically, I submit a regression to food theme:

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3970 on: 15 Jan 2009, 07:42 »

Goddamn, I just cut back the burns yesterday. Here's the shortened version:
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3971 on: 15 Jan 2009, 07:47 »

I see puny excuses of facial hair.
I am the  :mrgreen: to your  :|.



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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3972 on: 15 Jan 2009, 07:50 »

Beard theme? Fuck, I shaved last week.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3973 on: 15 Jan 2009, 07:54 »

I do not have any food pics or sideburn pics, but I found out I had a couple of old pics!


This was three or maybe four years ago. Don't ask about the balloons in the tent, I honestly can't remember what that was about.


Two years ago at my friends 18th birthday party. Maybe probably possibly a teeny bit intoxicated.


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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3974 on: 15 Jan 2009, 08:38 »

Why hello.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3975 on: 15 Jan 2009, 08:49 »

Seconded.

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3976 on: 15 Jan 2009, 08:57 »

Guys guys, where is your decency? Her family can read this.
Though Jens may be preoccupied with his creepy yet charming old customer guy dilemma.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3977 on: 15 Jan 2009, 09:09 »

Seconded.

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3978 on: 15 Jan 2009, 09:11 »

Guys guys, where is your decency? Her family can read this.
Though Jens may be preoccupied with his creepy yet charming old customer guy dilemma.

Jens is already quite aware of my intentions.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3979 on: 15 Jan 2009, 09:12 »

Hey guys I was 17 in that photo.

Although it was probably just one month till my 18th birthday I was still a minor, you pervs.

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3980 on: 15 Jan 2009, 09:19 »

Like half women on the forum don't have a countdown clock running on Sam.

I'll beat you.

Pft. I could take you.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3981 on: 15 Jan 2009, 09:56 »





Dovey did you charm those sunglasses out of some bundy red promo girls? That is trashy as hell I have the exact same pair
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3982 on: 15 Jan 2009, 10:02 »

Oh man, you wanna talk sideburns?



That's from like a year ago
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3983 on: 15 Jan 2009, 10:04 »

You look like an 18th century British officer, that is cool on so many levels. Have you ever thought about taking part in a production of HMS Pinafore?
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3984 on: 15 Jan 2009, 10:29 »

SHARPE!
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3985 on: 15 Jan 2009, 10:56 »

God, Uno fucking wins the internet with those. I look so shitty with my pathetic facial hair. This is a repost, but just so you guys can realize how lucky you sonsabitches are to not be a blondie:

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3986 on: 15 Jan 2009, 11:35 »

What the shit man, shave
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3987 on: 15 Jan 2009, 11:51 »

What's up, Patches
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3988 on: 15 Jan 2009, 11:54 »

Don't you fuck, Chris. I will shit on your chest.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3989 on: 15 Jan 2009, 11:54 »

I DO NOT approve.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3990 on: 15 Jan 2009, 12:14 »

Say no to face pubes.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3991 on: 15 Jan 2009, 12:16 »

I DO NOT approve.

I approve.

And RE: face pubes - that has nothing to do with having blonde hair. Your genes just don't quite believe you are really a man.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3992 on: 15 Jan 2009, 12:16 »

 I agree with Patrick. Anyone who can grow a beard and doesn't is a terrible person. Think of all of us who can't grow beards.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3993 on: 15 Jan 2009, 12:25 »

Julia, are you wearing two bandanas?
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3994 on: 15 Jan 2009, 14:15 »

I'm actually considering de-bearding myself. Is that then wrong?
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3995 on: 15 Jan 2009, 14:23 »

Grow a decent beard or don't grow one at all. Fucking honestly.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3996 on: 15 Jan 2009, 14:58 »

I agree with Patrick. Anyone who can grow a beard and doesn't is a terrible person. Think of all of us who can't grow beards.

This is pretty dumb, man. Beards can get old.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3997 on: 15 Jan 2009, 15:14 »

Says a man who can actually grow a beard.

If I had beardage like Sam or Tommy I would have a biker fu manchu at all times.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3998 on: 15 Jan 2009, 15:36 »

I am gonna take a serious stab at growing a decent beard this winter, but mostly I can't do it.  I mean, I have the ability, but it feels wrong.  Is there some kind of trick to getting used to the feeling of constantly wearing the bottom half of a balaclava?
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #3999 on: 15 Jan 2009, 15:52 »



THOSE are moustaches.
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