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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4550 on: 09 Feb 2009, 03:33 »

Gemm, honest question, have you lost weight?

Yes. Quite a bit, and hopefully still losing.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4551 on: 09 Feb 2009, 05:35 »

Gemm you are now as cute if not cuter than Hayley. And those glasses. YESSSSSS
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4552 on: 09 Feb 2009, 06:39 »

and some guy with a desperate need for attention.

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4553 on: 09 Feb 2009, 12:48 »

Gemm, honest question, have you lost weight?

Yes. Quite a bit, and hopefully still losing.


I super hardcore noticed and my e-crush has since solidified, thanks a lot. (god damn I am practically collecting these now)

So um, have some pictures of me and um, birds.



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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4554 on: 09 Feb 2009, 12:52 »

If you can edit out the bird feed you would be like a modern day St Francis.

Still ridiculously cool pics.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4555 on: 09 Feb 2009, 13:11 »

Birds!

So I know the first two birds are black-capped chickadees, but I cannot for the life of me tell what the last one is. Anyway, my point was supposed to be: chickadees are awesome, super-friendly birds. I love their call/song -- I hear it a lot at home!
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4556 on: 09 Feb 2009, 13:20 »

that last one looks like a bluebird of some sort.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4557 on: 09 Feb 2009, 13:25 »

In those last two picks your hands look... artificial. I guess it's the white light coming off the snow contrasted with the bright green in the background, but it's a strange effect.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4558 on: 09 Feb 2009, 15:35 »

The bird in the last photo is a Nuthatch.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4559 on: 09 Feb 2009, 16:15 »

Yes. Quite a bit, and hopefully still losing.

I totally noticed in your face and body areas.  Hotness!
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4560 on: 10 Feb 2009, 05:47 »

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4561 on: 10 Feb 2009, 06:35 »

There is something quite frightening about that picture, and I'm not sure what.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4562 on: 10 Feb 2009, 06:46 »

You'll find out what it is if you joooiiiinnnn theeemmm.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4563 on: 10 Feb 2009, 06:57 »

The bird in the last photo is a Nuthatch

heh, what a perfect name for a bird
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4564 on: 10 Feb 2009, 09:34 »

Yeah, seems like it would be "egghatch" or something, but what do I know about birds?
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4565 on: 10 Feb 2009, 10:13 »



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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4566 on: 10 Feb 2009, 11:26 »

I'm not joining anyone. You are all joining me.

Fuck it, I posted this picture already, but it was years ago. And I fucking love it. So there.

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4567 on: 10 Feb 2009, 14:50 »

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4568 on: 10 Feb 2009, 15:32 »

pete that is the best photo i have ever seen
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4569 on: 10 Feb 2009, 19:54 »

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4570 on: 10 Feb 2009, 22:16 »

Creepy young  man in Elmo suit hitting on my friends: check
Creepy young man gets disgruntled when my friends will not sleep with him and takes off his Elmo mask while swearing at us down the street in Spanish: check



Dancefloor shenanigans: check

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4571 on: 10 Feb 2009, 22:32 »

None of those girls are legal, I bet. Realizing this makes me feel old even though I am only 19.

Also, gene, your hair is looking better and you seem to always be surrounded by ladies in your pictures.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4572 on: 10 Feb 2009, 22:38 »

Dancefloor shenanigans: check

I'm afraid it appears that your friend is a supporter of Collingwood Football Club. If I've learned anything from living in Melbourne, it's that that means you'll have to find a new friend.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4573 on: 11 Feb 2009, 03:38 »

A young Iraqi gentleman shows great promise and talent at playing Australian rules football. He shows so much promise that he is drafted to play professionally by the Collingwood Football Club. He becomes a very popular and successful football player and wins the best & fairest award at his club. Excitedly he calls his mother to tell her the good news. "Mother, mother!" he exclaims, "I have won the best and fairest award at the Magpies and I am making so much money and you should hear the crowds cheer for me when I get the ball! I am so happy!" "That is very good, my son" replies the mother, "but things are awful here with your family. Your brother has been beaten by a gang, your sister has been raped! We are afraid to leave the house and there is sounds of gunfire and screaming all night!" The son is dismayed to hear this and says he asks if he can help in any way. "Help?" asks the mother, incredulously. "You're the reason we had to move to this godforsaken Collingwood hellhole in the first place!"
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4574 on: 11 Feb 2009, 04:29 »

None of those girls are legal, I bet.

That's a pretty bizarre observation right off the bat.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4575 on: 11 Feb 2009, 04:38 »

Collingwood joke true story.

Melbourne public transport nightmare # 53: you are walking towards Bourke Street. It's late at night and you have to catch the tram home. You turn the corner and see a tram, and run to catch it because you know that if you miss your tram you'll have to wait half an hour for the next one. Breathless, you get to the tram stop just in time and leap onto the tram. You look around the tram, and something seems wrong: the people don't look quite right, the tram looks a bit run down, but you're too relieved to have caught the tram to care. You settle into your seat and shut your eyes, looking forward to being home.

Ten minutes later you feel the tram take an unexpected corner, and then minutes later another. Confused, you open your eyes. That's when everything suddenly starts to make sense: with mounting horror, you realise that you've got onto the 86 tram instead of the 96. The tram to hell. The tram to Collingwood.

You are never seen again.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4576 on: 11 Feb 2009, 04:43 »

None of those girls are legal, I bet.

That's a pretty bizarre observation right off the bat.

Well, I know how old Gene is, so I can reasonably assume that the girls he is hanging out with are around his age. That age being under the mark for legal. But they are all attractive, which prompts the statement.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4577 on: 11 Feb 2009, 14:25 »

Here is a thing.  Every time you want to say "that girl is not legal" you should mentally append "to fuck" on to the end of what you are writing and see if it sounds creepy or not.

Here is a hint: It will.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4578 on: 11 Feb 2009, 19:38 »

I just didn't want to bold the name with a comma afterwards. See what happens?

Also, if they are at least 16, its still legal, just frowned upon. At least, that's how it is here.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4579 on: 11 Feb 2009, 19:48 »

Pre-Valentine's Day Gift Photo Shoot.

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4580 on: 11 Feb 2009, 20:06 »

y helo thar
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4581 on: 11 Feb 2009, 20:09 »

Nice sunglasses.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4582 on: 11 Feb 2009, 21:17 »

(they are 16 and 17)

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4583 on: 11 Feb 2009, 21:39 »

Here is a thing.  Every time you want to say "that girl is not legal" you should mentally append "to fuck" on to the end of what you are writing and see if it sounds creepy or not.

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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4584 on: 11 Feb 2009, 22:06 »

Here is a thing.  Every time you want to say "that girl is not legal" you should mentally append "to fuck" on to the end of what you are writing and see if it sounds creepy or not.

Here is a hint: It will.

maybe they're not legal to drink and he's just an upstanding citizen, have you ever thought about it that way

you were the one who brought up sex

they should add a "sex p" on the front of your name

so it reads sex pest
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4585 on: 11 Feb 2009, 22:20 »

When I hear "sex pest" I think about an annoying family member or housemate who constantly knocks on your bedroom door interrupting you and your partner in the act of gettin' it on, apparently oblivious to your obvious frustration.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4586 on: 11 Feb 2009, 22:29 »

I think of Louis the Fly's second career in the adult film industry.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4587 on: 11 Feb 2009, 22:34 »

I think of a giant ass cockroach that runs across the floor right when you're about to get busy and total kills the mood because you know it's still somewhere in the room and could scurry back out at any second.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4588 on: 12 Feb 2009, 01:36 »

I think of your mom.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4589 on: 12 Feb 2009, 05:22 »

This is what happens after furiously headbanging for all but ten seconds.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4590 on: 12 Feb 2009, 08:11 »

an annoying family member or housemate who constantly knocks on your bedroom door interrupting you and your partner in the act of gettin' it on, apparently oblivious to your obvious frustration.

To some extent, this describes your job as a mod
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4591 on: 12 Feb 2009, 08:39 »

No the proper analogy would be "the uncle who's always trying to get you and your girlfriend to agree to a mnage trois"

Lummer, that is what my hair looks like on a good day. Fight you.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4592 on: 12 Feb 2009, 08:44 »

No amount of wax can keep my hair slicked back for long.

That is a really good look for you.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4593 on: 12 Feb 2009, 08:50 »

Thanks! I actually kinda dug it my self, so I'm considering going with it.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4594 on: 13 Feb 2009, 09:38 »



This is me in my hat trying to look cool.



and this is why I wear my hat a lot... I get bad hair days.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4595 on: 13 Feb 2009, 10:46 »

Hmmm... Lummer, were you and David Tennant separated at birth? Because I think your hairstyles were.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4596 on: 13 Feb 2009, 10:56 »

I don't know, but I'm not denying anything. That mop has a will of it's own, and anything it does is pretty much not something I can be held accountible for.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4597 on: 13 Feb 2009, 16:57 »

Here is how I read these posts:

When I hear "sex pest"


I think of a ass cockroach

All I could think is I don't want to be gettin it on if there is an ass cockroach in the room.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4598 on: 13 Feb 2009, 21:54 »



It's my 20th birthday! I don't feel 20. My stepdad buys me flowers every birthday, and this time I got a sparkly plastic heart thing in the bouquet. I am very enamoured of it.
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Re: Photos are pretty cool
« Reply #4599 on: 13 Feb 2009, 21:58 »

Allison. What's up?
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