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Nodaisho

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Re: When Life gives you lemons
« Reply #50 on: 02 Jul 2008, 21:54 »

You beat up life until it gives you some sugar, so you don't have to go to the store.
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Re: When Life gives you lemons
« Reply #51 on: 02 Jul 2008, 23:36 »

when life gives you lemons you FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF SOME FUCKING LEMONS
Just microwave them first and don't forget to add the extra hole for suction.
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Re: When Life gives you lemons
« Reply #52 on: 02 Jul 2008, 23:41 »

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the creepy post above yours!
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Re: When Life gives you lemons
« Reply #53 on: 03 Jul 2008, 05:09 »

At first I was all like 'hey how the fuck does some noob know what we did were joking about in Toronto' and then I was like 'oh right'.


And uh a lemon is totally not big enough of course that was my first thought because it is not big enough that is obvious to anyone anyone who is not sub-standard sized heh a lemon not large enough at all nope.
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Re: When Life gives you lemons
« Reply #54 on: 03 Jul 2008, 06:26 »

not unless you plan on going clear through the lemon of which you would cut a hole in the other side and I'd imagine the seeds would be awfully scratchy and I can't imagine the pain of having a seed-scratch on your pesky and then lemon juice getting into it but I guess you'd have the same issue with lemon juice in the urethra and WHY THE HELL ARE WE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING LEMONS?!?

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Re: When Life gives you lemons
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Re: When Life gives you lemons
« Reply #56 on: 03 Jul 2008, 06:39 »

This thread reminds me that my lemon tree in my garden has heaps of lemons atm.
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Re: When Life gives you lemons
« Reply #57 on: 03 Jul 2008, 07:01 »

And uh a lemon is totally not big enough of course that was my first thought because it is not big enough that is obvious to anyone anyone who is not sub-standard sized heh a lemon not large enough at all nope.

Tee hee.
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Re: When Life gives you lemons
« Reply #58 on: 03 Jul 2008, 14:39 »

When life gives you lemons and it makes you wanna cry
AAAAAH C'MON FUCK A GUY
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Re: When Life gives you lemons
« Reply #59 on: 03 Jul 2008, 16:37 »

Bryan may have won the thread, and also my heart.
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Re: When Life gives you lemons
« Reply #60 on: 03 Jul 2008, 17:36 »

I do my best.
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Re: When Life gives you lemons
« Reply #61 on: 03 Jul 2008, 17:38 »

Bryan, you had my heart before you listened to Chuggo.

Johnny will never love you like I do.
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Re: When Life gives you lemons
« Reply #62 on: 04 Jul 2008, 00:58 »

I haven't heard the album(because I'm pretty sure it's probably terrible)

Ah-WRONG-ah

(It's probably my second fave Atmos. album after Seven's Travels. It's awesome)


Dovey, I trust you, so I am going to have to check this album out.



(Also because I have a secret internet crush on you)


Just microwave them first and don't forget to add the extra hole for suction.


Actually, when I make lemonade, this is pretty much my first step. Cut slit into lemon, microwave it, roll.



This thread reminds me that my lemon tree in my garden has heaps of lemons atm.



I'm seriously jealous. Anyone who knows me on aim, knows how I love lemons, and lemonade.
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