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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #150 on: 13 Jul 2008, 22:17 »

wtf Suicidal Tendencies were awesome.   :x
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #151 on: 13 Jul 2008, 23:21 »

Agreed!

I saw them in 2000, and they were/are pretty damn good.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #152 on: 14 Jul 2008, 07:51 »

Can we nominate all those people who make The Chipmunk songs?  Or songs that sound like they were sung by The Chipmunks?  Honest to god 3/4 of the stuff in here is way better than the stuff my sister listens to.  Most Novelty songs and novelty bands are absolutely terrible. 
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #153 on: 14 Jul 2008, 15:47 »

Anyone else notice Brokencyde has a mascot?
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #154 on: 16 Jul 2008, 08:48 »

Oh shit, I didn't think Sido could get any worse, but hey, he did.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #155 on: 16 Jul 2008, 08:53 »

Anyone else notice Brokencyde has a mascot?

I did.

Does anyone else think Linkin Park should be in this thread?
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #156 on: 16 Jul 2008, 09:09 »

No. There's a definite difference between Linkin Park, who's marketed angst is altogether quite amusing, and Brokencyde, who honestly make me want to cry.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #157 on: 16 Jul 2008, 10:02 »

Introducing two new competitors courtesy of the PRF -

Brokencyde.
Millionaires.

This whole thread prior to this post is looking pretty silly now, huh?

On the 6th of August these two bands are playing together in Chicago. Bet you're jealous now, huh? I am tempted to go to this, but then I almost like Millionaires. Brokencyde are pretty damn terrible, though.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #158 on: 16 Jul 2008, 12:23 »

Anyone else notice Brokencyde has a mascot?

I did.

Does anyone else think Linkin Park should be in this thread?
Yeah, but I'm sure that we can find at least one song by them that's tolerable.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #159 on: 16 Jul 2008, 15:41 »

Millionaires have grown on me a little bit.

I hate to admit this is true for me as well.

Unfortunately that doesn't mean my opinion of their lyrics has changed.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #160 on: 16 Jul 2008, 21:28 »

Dang, Liz is on fire today.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #161 on: 16 Jul 2008, 21:37 »

Millionaires have grown on me a little bit.

i don't think we can be internet friends anymore.

i am all for bouncy electro, but i really don't care for these girls' voices and lyrics.
and i don't see how you can like them and be hatin' on yelle.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #162 on: 17 Jul 2008, 07:47 »

but are they any more do-able?
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #163 on: 17 Jul 2008, 07:51 »

Dang, Liz is on fire today.

Oh yeah, I totally am. Just watch as I throw out the zingers left and right.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #164 on: 17 Jul 2008, 11:57 »

Man fight you Jens. It took me this long to figure out that you're not Liz.

.. and that Tommy isn't giving me the eye.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #165 on: 22 Jul 2008, 11:31 »

Sorry to semi resurect a semi dead thead (it's still on the first page, please don't be angry) but imagine my horror when I came across this while reading the newspaper.

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/07/screamo_meets_crunk_welcome_to.html

The Guardian likes Brokencyde  :x (sort of)

Also Millionaires are mentioned in the comments section

I am a sad, sad little panda.

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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #166 on: 22 Jul 2008, 12:19 »

"Oh God. I've suddenly come to my fucking senses. What was I thinking? Brokencyde is the worst thing to happen to music since Katie Melua's Nine Million Bicycles in Beijing."

The Guardian does indeed like Brokencyde!
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #167 on: 22 Jul 2008, 13:07 »

Hence the sort of!

I mainly posted it because I was shocked that they were well known enough to get coverage in a newspaper.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #168 on: 22 Jul 2008, 21:19 »

Why the fuck do real, meatlife people know about these bands? I figured they were just another mildly amusing internet link, not an actual cultural phenomenon.

What the fuck people.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #169 on: 22 Jul 2008, 23:34 »

Millionaires make as much sense as a lot of music.

Stop hatin'.  Accept it.  They're fucking rad.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #170 on: 23 Jul 2008, 01:38 »

http://www.sensommersne.dk/

This is quite horrendous. Reason enough to nuke all of Denmark, if you ask me. Even if I'm still in it.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #171 on: 23 Jul 2008, 04:13 »

Abba is the worst band ever.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #172 on: 23 Jul 2008, 06:23 »

Jackie is officially smoking rock.

Fuck you LittleKey, you hate fun.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #173 on: 23 Jul 2008, 09:16 »

Abba is the worst band ever.

You've failed, on many levels.
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« Reply #174 on: 23 Jul 2008, 16:19 »

Why the fuck do real, meatlife people know about these bands? I figured they were just another mildly amusing internet link, not an actual cultural phenomenon.

What the fuck people.

I think it's possible all the threads, blogs, etc. like this one are generating a fair bit of uh... notoriety? Infamy? Which basically works out to publicity, in some ways.

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« Reply #175 on: 23 Jul 2008, 23:01 »

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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #176 on: 24 Jul 2008, 03:36 »

Abba is the worst band ever.

You've failed, on many levels.

God no, Abba are horrendous.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #177 on: 24 Jul 2008, 10:19 »

Abba is the best band ever.

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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #178 on: 24 Jul 2008, 12:37 »

Abba is the worst band ever.

You've failed, on many levels.

God no, Abba are horrendous.

That is quite substantially not my point.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #179 on: 25 Jul 2008, 07:25 »

If anyone even tries to compare ABBA to Millionares I will personally curbstomp them.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #180 on: 25 Jul 2008, 13:12 »

If anyone even tries to compare ABBA to Millionares I will personally curbstomp them.

They both have female members........and I don't really care for either of them.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #181 on: 25 Jul 2008, 20:05 »

Guys ABBA were amazing. You don't even know.

Has anyone else noticed that "Does Your Mother Know" basically sounds how the New Pornographers would have if they were around 20 years earlier.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #182 on: 25 Jul 2008, 23:17 »

I heard somewhere that Bjorn Again (ABBA covers band) is the richest covers band in the world. So much so that they have franchises of other Bjorn Again ABBA covers bands. I guess a lot of people in the world really like ABBA?
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« Reply #183 on: 25 Jul 2008, 23:23 »

Guys ABBA were amazing. You don't even know.

Has anyone else noticed that "Does Your Mother Know" basically sounds how the New Pornographers would have if they were around 20 years earlier.

I have, I personally don't like ABBA but they've made a lot fantastic pop music.
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« Reply #184 on: 26 Jul 2008, 21:30 »

I guess a lot of people in the world really like ABBA?

For a very good reason.

ABBA is such an amazing band it hurts. If there was any band that knew how to write a damn-near excellent pop song, it was ABBA.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #185 on: 26 Jul 2008, 22:03 »

ABBA are one of the most irritating/worst bands ever. Saying they- or any band- is good (or even tolerable) because "they write excellent pop tunes" is completely meaningless- any retard can knock out a catchy tune, as Fred Durst, every pop punk band ever and Sufjan Stevens have proven.

I can honestly say without a trace of irony that I would much rather listen to the earlier mentioned Brokencyde or Millionaires then ABBA.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #186 on: 26 Jul 2008, 23:44 »

Fred Durst does not write excellent pop tunes. He writes clangy ugly angry shit noise. ABBA write pop tunes. There is no literally comparing the two outside of the fact that they use similar basic elements of music such as rhythms and notes. Not similar rhythms and notes, mind you. They just both use rhythm and notes.

And Brokencyde don't write excellent pop tunes, or intelligent lyrics, or have decent production, or have alright hooks, or have interesting sound textures. They are a mix of bland and awful. If I had the choice between hearing every piece of music for the rest of my life as if it was performed by ABBA and a painful, prolonged death, I would gladly take ABBA. If the choice involved hearing every piece of music for the rest of my life as if it was performed by Brokencyde instead, I would gladly rip off my own arm and beat myself to death with it to save you the trouble. Brokencyde are dire, vacuous shit, and literally infinitely more awful than ABBA were, are or will ever be.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #187 on: 27 Jul 2008, 06:27 »

ABBA are one of the most irritating/worst bands ever. Saying they- or any band- is good (or even tolerable) because "they write excellent pop tunes" is completely meaningless- any retard can knock out a catchy tune.

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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #188 on: 27 Jul 2008, 11:15 »

Sorry Caspian but "anyone can write a catchy pop song" is one of the most retarded arguments against pop music ever.  If anyone could do it, there would be a lot more rich pop stars.  As it stands, there are plenty of failed pop stars.
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« Reply #189 on: 27 Jul 2008, 11:51 »

In fact, there is a niche of people who like terrible music knowingly.  Just look at Anal Cunt.
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #190 on: 27 Jul 2008, 12:35 »

If I had the choice between hearing every piece of music for the rest of my life as if it was performed by ABBA and a painful, prolonged death, I would gladly take ABBA.
If you need to be threatened with death to listen to a band, they aren't a very good band  :-).
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #191 on: 27 Jul 2008, 13:49 »

Are you familiar at all with the game of Hypotheticals?
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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #192 on: 27 Jul 2008, 16:20 »

In fact, there is a niche of people who like terrible music knowingly.  Just look at Anal Cunt.

Or GG Allin for that matter. How anyone can stand to listen to that crap is beyond me.
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« Reply #193 on: 27 Jul 2008, 18:22 »

Sorry Caspian but "anyone can write a catchy pop song" is one of the most retarded arguments against pop music ever.  If anyone could do it, there would be a lot more rich pop stars.  As it stands, there are plenty of failed pop stars.


OK, perhaps "anyone" was a little bit of an exaggeration (I've always been a fan of using huge amounts of hyperbole, which I guess is pretty obvious from most of my posts), but certainly writing a catchy tune isn't hugely difficult.

You seem to forget that writing a catchy pop song is not the only factor in becoming successful in the pop music market. Hell, sometimes it seems that it's the least important thing.
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« Reply #194 on: 27 Jul 2008, 20:49 »

In fact, there is a niche of people who like terrible music knowingly.  Just look at Anal Cunt.

Or GG Allin for that matter. How anyone can stand to listen to that crap is beyond me.

Actually, I do listen to Anal Cunt from time to time.
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« Reply #195 on: 27 Jul 2008, 21:35 »

Didn't Anal Cunt cover Dancing Queen on one of their albums? Or was it just Staying Alive?
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« Reply #196 on: 27 Jul 2008, 21:46 »

Or GG Allin for that matter. How anyone can stand to listen to that crap is beyond me.

While I think that GG Allin was one of the biggest wastes of flesh ever and despise people who "love" him for "breaking down barriers" or what the fuck ever crack they're smoking that day, I do have to admit his band actually did have a few songs which, while lyrically juvenile, were not terribly bad as far as trashy garage punk goes.  "So What" would be an example of this.
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« Reply #197 on: 28 Jul 2008, 07:40 »

If that's the song I'm thinking you're referring to, that's actually the Anti-Nowhere League:

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So fucking what!

Well I've been to Hastings
And I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what

Well I've been here
And I've been there
And I've been every fucking where
So what, so what

So what, so what you boring little cunt
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you

Well I've sucked sweets
And I've sucked rock
And I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what

Well I've fucked a sheep
And I've fucked a goat
I've had my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you

Well I've drunk that
And I've drunk this
And I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what

And I've had scag
I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you

Well I've had crabs
And I've had lice
And I've had the pox and that ain't nice
So what, so what

Well I've fucked this
And I've fucked that
And I've even fucked a schoolgirl's crack
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt
Who cares, who cares about you
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you....

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Re: Worst Band Ever.
« Reply #199 on: 28 Jul 2008, 07:51 »

If that's the song I'm thinking you're referring to, that's actually the Anti-Nowhere League:

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So fucking what!


Sound familiar?

The Metallica version is better then the ANL version, in my opinion. Both enjoyable tunes, though.


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