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[Thrillho]

The Metallica version is better then the ANL version, in my opinion.

That's like saying a punch in the face is better than a kick in the balls. You might be right, but nobody wants either.

[Jackie Blue]

You're right, that is the "So What" I was thinking of.  I guess my friend was wrong 13 years ago when he told me it was GG Allin.

[Thrillho]

It's understandable to blame that on GG Allin, although I'd say it's slightly more eloquent than he's known for being...

[Jackie Blue]

Actually the lyrics to that song could be sung as being directed at GG Allin (and people like him in general).

META.

[gospel]

Not sure if this has been posted, but I think EuroBeat is in competition for worst genre.

http://youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=/watch%3Fv%3Dmbk6kExKf2Q

[Christophe]

Way to first post, dude. First screamo-crunk, now this.

I'm going to have to listen to "What What (In The Butt)" about a million times to drown this out with a side order of "AHHHH C'mon, Fuck A Guy". Did this Guenther dude get the girls from the A-Teens to do the female vocals in this piece of shit?

Eerily similar to Kate Perry's craptastic "I Kissed A Girl", whose video doesn't actually show girls kissing, this video doesn't actually show any dong.

Speaking of Euro-centric crappy music, Yelle from a page or so back is starting to grow on me, if only because given ideal circumstances I would mash. Millionaires, not with that bedpost from Boy George's episode of MTV Cribs that looks like a dick.

[famous]

Hey guys,

In case these young men haven't been posted yet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk_3Asdu8Hg&feature=related

I think they could challenge anyone for the title.

[Ballard]

Way to first post, dude. First screamo-crunk, now this.

I'm going to have to listen to "What What (In The Butt)" about a million times to drown this out with a side order of "AHHHH C'mon, Fuck A Guy". Did this Guenther dude get the girls from the A-Teens to do the female vocals in this piece of shit?

Eerily similar to Kate Perry's craptastic "I Kissed A Girl", whose video doesn't actually show girls kissing, this video doesn't actually show any dong.

Speaking of Euro-centric crappy music, Yelle from a page or so back is starting to grow on me, if only because given ideal circumstances I would mash. Millionaires, not with that bedpost from Boy George's episode of MTV Cribs that looks like a dick.

In case you didn't realize, Gunther is a joke act. He is a Swedish model and nightclub owner who poses as an 80s porn star-looking German dude and puts out hilariously awful Eurotrash.

I don't know if the version linked is the censored version but there is definitely dong in the NSFW version.

Also, this song is a cover of a legitimate (if stupid) dance song from the 80s. It's also extremely catchy.

Fuck you guys I actually like that Yelle song.

[ThisIsOriginal]

Music clearly hates upstate NY.

no concerts all summ-no wait we get 1!

and it's motherfuckering millionaires/brokencyde.


I.HATE.MY.LIFE.

[castingcall]

I don't know if this has been posted [I JUST joined two seconds ago], but this is defiantly high up there on my list of 'worst band ever'...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpU78IeTx_c

Sure metro station is HELLA catchy [as in ahhhh why does this keep getting stuck in my head], but I just can't justify listening to 'shake shake shake shake shake it' over and over again.




And Yelle is amazing. She's cute, though I liked her better with long hair, and her music is so bubble-gum-pop that I can't help but love it.

In case you're interested, here are translated lyrics of "Je Veux Te Voir":

Cuizinier (singer), with your little sex surrounded by red curls
I can’t believe you can think that you are wanted
I can’t understand it even in the dark,
even if you keep your PJs tight
Even if you guard your bathrobe, tight as a tailored T-shirt
Keep your nightgown, it’ll limit the bastard acts

I want to see you
In a porno film
In action with your cock
Shape potatoes or fries
To find out
About your anatomy
About your cousin Teki
And your fetish gear

Cuizi, what is
Your favourite position?
Your Olympic performances
But you do nothing orgasmic
You are naked
Under your apron
Ready to draw your sword
But tough luck

You dream of a neon Hummer
Designed by Akroe
But you have no license
You always take the metro

Superstar for a night, your life’ll return to normal
No need for sunglasses to hide yourself
You wait for your green card
This is not lip service
I’ve managed to make you
One with my scanner
Entrance is free tonight
It’s the only way to come
Then we girls wandered
Yeah, we’re going to chippendales
We had not planned to spend a night with the jokers
We wanted to see their pecs, guys hung like bulls

Your posters of Lil’ Jon cover those of Magic Johnson
You’re too crunk (crazy drunk) to slam dunk

Cuiziner, it’s you who I want to see
Who I want to see tonight
Be ridiculed by a girl who raps better than you
I only have 10 fingers
not enough to count all of them in the room
All these hairdressers like me who know you’re only worth a hair

[Caspian]

I don't know if this has been posted [I JUST joined two seconds ago], but this is defiantly high up there on my list of 'worst band ever'...

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU ALL SAY! I AM PROUD TO BE TERRIBLE!