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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #550 on: 31 Dec 2008, 12:39 »
Just Better: Cherry Coke habit!
Just Worse: Heroin Addiction.

The Kenny: MARINES, WE ARE LEAVING
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Quote from: IronOxide on 17 Apr 2011, 11:53
I would probably be getting laid right now if it weren't for the Jews

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #551 on: 31 Dec 2008, 15:24 »
Quote from: Misconception on 31 Dec 2008, 06:57
Just Better: Norwegian forumites

Big surprise.

Quote from: Misconception on 31 Dec 2008, 06:57
The Kenny: Sir Joseph Hocking, esq.

The only sort of man who would use the title Esquire is one who was above a gentleman in social status but below a knight.

Quote from: Jeans on 31 Dec 2008, 12:43
The Kenny: meebo.

Kerbled.
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Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 01 Jan 2011, 21:56
I'm like the boy who cried "you guys are faggots"

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #552 on: 31 Dec 2008, 21:48 »
The Kenny: Ruining The Kenny thread
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[16:27] Ozy:  has joined the room
[16:27] Quietus: porn necklace!
[16:27] Quietus: Shove it up yer vag!
[16:27] Ozy: has left the room

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #553 on: 31 Dec 2008, 22:33 »
Just Better: Posting constructively in many of your posts on these forums
Just Worse: Having 40+ posts in one day, many of them insulting people then later saying "nah, I was joking, but you'd know that if you knew me"

The Kenny: Referencing to bad posters.
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Rizzla: Man... I'm only interested in girls who've had penises.
Rizzla: Fuck
Rizzla: I mean girls who have penises.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #554 on: 31 Dec 2008, 22:36 »
Just better: referencing good posters
Just worse: being bad posters

The Kenny: sugar cookies
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Quote from: Patrick on 30 Dec 2010, 03:07
And if you played too hard it'd flop out and dangle around by the wire and that is just super ugly

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #555 on: 01 Jan 2009, 02:50 »
Just better: butter tablet.
Just worse: diabetes.

The Kenny: Howie Bowie.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #556 on: 01 Jan 2009, 07:08 »
Quote from: Ballard on 31 Dec 2008, 15:24
The only sort of man who would use the title Esquire is one who was above a gentleman in social status but below a knight.

There are no strict rules on the use of the term Esquire, and really anyone can claim it for themselves if they can make any argument for being educated or semi-noble.
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Quote from: Ozymandias on 17 Mar 2011, 10:24
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #557 on: 01 Jan 2009, 11:46 »
Just better: David Bowie
Just worse: a bowie knife to the gut

The Kenny: cutlery
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #558 on: 01 Jan 2009, 11:51 »
Just better: Using knives and forks as ammo for cannons
Just worse: Having that pointed at you

The kenny: Admiral Hoartio Nelson
« Last Edit: 02 Jan 2009, 05:46 by Josefbugman »
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Oddly enough the "oh no boobs!" box in the background of todays comic is my usual reaction.

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #559 on: 01 Jan 2009, 19:04 »
Quote from: Slick on 01 Jan 2009, 07:08
Quote from: Ballard on 31 Dec 2008, 15:24
The only sort of man who would use the title Esquire is one who was above a gentleman in social status but below a knight.

There are no strict rules on the use of the term Esquire, and really anyone can claim it for themselves if they can make any argument for being educated or semi-noble.

I was just saying that a Sir Blah McBlah, Esq. is highly unlikely to exist. There are no strict rules because it is a title for people with no other titles.
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Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 01 Jan 2011, 21:56
I'm like the boy who cried "you guys are faggots"

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #560 on: 20 Jan 2009, 20:47 »
Quote from: Josefbugman on 01 Jan 2009, 11:51
The kenny: Admiral Hoartio Nelson

Just Better: Lieutenant Horatio Caine (YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)
Just Worse: Horatio Hornblower?

The Kenny: An extremely competent and for-lack-of-a-better-term good chef is dining at your house tomorrow night. Just before you start cooking you realize that the only thing in your pantry is a 24-pack of Top Ramen.
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #561 on: 20 Jan 2009, 23:01 »
Just Better: Ordering takeout food delivered and having nobody notice...
Just Worse: Ordering takeout food and having the extremely competent and for-lack-of-a-better-term good chef ask for the recipie.

The Kenny: popcorn chicken
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Quote from: count on 05 Feb 2009, 22:09
still new here, didn't wanna piss anyone off

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #562 on: 20 Jan 2009, 23:15 »
Just Better: fried cheese curds
Just Worse: fried chitlins

The Kenny: being really hungry but indecisive as to what to eat
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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #563 on: 20 Jan 2009, 23:20 »
Just Better: Being hungry and too scared to go down and get some food on fear of waking people in the house up
Just Worse: Being hungry and too poor to afford food.

The Kenny: Kennying again after someone just answered your kenny because it is 07:19 in the morning and you cannot sleep/have not slept.
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Quote from: count on 05 Feb 2009, 22:09
still new here, didn't wanna piss anyone off

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Re: The Kenny
« Reply #564 on: 21 Jan 2009, 23:07 »
Just Better: Kennying for eternity
Just Worse: The last thing you do before being executed by the state being Kennying

The Kenny: The offspring of The 50-Year-Old Grandmother and The Mega-Ripped Bass Player (can't find a pic or video) from the Bowflex commercials.
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