Topic: Imaginary Band Names (Read 94639 times)

J-cob9000 · « **on:** 14 Jul 2008, 19:05 »

So... I honestly didn't search for this topic but I didn't see one.
So.
Post awesome band names.
They cannot exist.
Or at least, you can't know they exist.

I has one.
Shopping For Lawn Chairs.
idk, I just like it.

btw, Jake says he wants credit for that.

the Goat · « **Reply #1 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 19:33 »

NAMBlood
I Will Kill You with My Hammer-Shaped Cock (for crusty punk band)

Internet Hate Machine · « **Reply #2 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 19:40 »

Toxic Garbage Island.
Sporks for the reformation of the government.

Both awesome names.

A_S00 · « **Reply #3 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 20:25 »

I want to be in a really terrible band called Bathos.

Wikipedia page for the reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathos

The Albatross · « **Reply #4 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 20:57 »

When I played Rock Band (I know, I know) the random name generator came up with Captain Friends. I thought it was amazing.

Internet Hate Machine · « **Reply #5 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 20:59 »

Yeah, it gave me Monkey Fraternity. Freaking awesome name.

The Albatross · « **Reply #6 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 21:07 »

Holy hell, that is awesome.

And not only does it roll off the tongue well, it's a sweet concept.

Catacombs · « **Reply #7 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 21:08 »

something nice and simple,

twat

for example.

Durin · « **Reply #8 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 21:52 »

Perpetual Motion Squad

RobbieOC · « **Reply #9 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 22:31 »

I know I've posted this list somewhere before. Pretty sure it was around here (this was put together by my friend Spencer and me over a few ridiculous hours):

The Power Droids
The Magic Dinosaur Mix
The Complete Angler
The Casserettes
The Sodex-hos
The Volcanoes of Soul
Soul Fusion
Pie Time
Bobsled Time
The Orisons
Soul Collision
Soul Doubt
Library Voices
Victorious Egret
Michel Foucault and the Poststructuralists
Alien vs. Editor
Porn on the Cob
Porn on the Fourth of July
Gnome Chomsky
Purple Worm
Random Acts of Blindness
Axis of Weevil
The Plus One Level Adjustments
Calabash
The Claxons
Plate Tectonics
The Innuendos
The Subduction
Generalissimo
Chupakobra
Candela
The Expiration
The Power Cosmic
One25
Randy Pneuman
The Metric System
Slammin’ Sammie and the Pogmasters
Perestroika
The Umlauts
Jersey Joe
The Hundred Thousand
Entwash
Plastic Cutlery
Cochise
Chicken Sauce
Corduroy Caveman
Admiral Ackbar
The Mixtapes
Progeny
Crabapple Crux
Potstickers!
The Ol’ Factory Sensation
Prostrate

Spluff · « **Reply #10 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 22:49 »

The Internets

MrBlu · « **Reply #11 on:** 14 Jul 2008, 23:58 »

Quote from: tommydski on 14 Jul 2008, 20:02

Wet Not Wet
Serious Taser
Shitty Bear
Major Label Interest
Minor Thread
Sturdy Gigbag
NAMBLAthon USA
TURBO Important
Violence to Real Science

This is me, trying to get the references.

1.Was Not Was. (Hello Dad! I'm in JAIL!... I'm too young to know that.)
3. Minus The Bear
4. Mindless Self Indulgence

... Ok that's it.

for mine:
Make-Out Noise
Boom Boom
Gunsmoke Medicine
Silver Science.
Not A Band

est · « **Reply #12 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 01:53 »

Ladies and gentlemen, let's give it up for the Vexsome Strawberries

I can't remember if I've put these here before, my friends and I had a "horrible band names" group email a while back.

Fuck you and fuck your dog
The Sexy Children
Your mouth, my toilet
Dog lipstick

Darkstrike · « **Reply #13 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 02:50 »

Storm of Urine.......

tomselleck69 · « **Reply #14 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 03:22 »

soccer mom heram
recalcitrant P and the beachcombers
edmond fitzpillows and the 6-cylinder hugcycle
james taylor

PassiveTheory · « **Reply #15 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 03:25 »

The Fuck
Fuck Fuck
Fuck Me Darlin
Fuck This Name Is Cool
What The Fuck
F.U.K.K.
Friends That Fuck
Fucking Teddy Bears
Freak Fuck
DJ Fuck
You Fuck, I Fuck, We All Fuck
St. Fuck
Fuck 88
FUck
You Say Hi, We Say Fuck
Hello Fuck
The Fuckits
Fuckhead

est · « **Reply #16 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 05:12 »

Glory hole baby

Darkstrike · « **Reply #17 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 05:16 »

Free Beer.

himynameisjulien · « **Reply #18 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 07:15 »

The Wizards of Cool

Thrillho · « **Reply #19 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 09:57 »

Pun
Punt
The Nouns
The The The
The Prime Ministers Of The United Kingdom
The Cabinet
Politicopolis
Police Brutality Seminar
Assholes Plus One

Betagold · « **Reply #20 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 12:20 »

Fishing for Shit is my choice for a band name.

karl gambolputty... · « **Reply #21 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 14:39 »

Rot In Hell, Andy Kaufman
Medulla Oblongata and the Insufferable Cocks
The Go Back To Mexicos
The Televised Revolutions
The Committee To Re-Elect Nixon

squawk · « **Reply #22 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 15:23 »

OCTOCAKE

karl gambolputty... · « **Reply #23 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 15:32 »

G. Gordon Liddy did play a pretty bitchin' saxophone....

RedLion · « **Reply #24 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 17:42 »

Jesse Jackson and the Castrated Nutsacks

est · « **Reply #25 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 18:28 »

Uncle Touchy and the Secrets

Hat · « **Reply #26 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 21:37 »

Sexual Anne Frank
Love in the Time of Obesity

Johnny C · « **Reply #27 on:** 15 Jul 2008, 23:33 »

I Had A Bad Time In Amsterdam

David_Dovey · « **Reply #28 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 00:33 »

Sit Down, Cosby's On
Wendango
Ray's Excellent Bat
The Fashion Mall

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #29 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 18:07 »

The Rules of Time Travel
George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People
Dave's Soap Box

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #30 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 18:13 »

There's a band name I use in my fiction writing as a running gag, but I am tempted to actually record music with it:

Harking Madwing and the Furious Flow

ViolentDove · « **Reply #31 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 19:03 »

Durian Durian - I imagine them as an Indonesian punk band. They perform smelly, yet delicious covers of fruity new romantic music.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #32 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 20:11 »

There's someone on the Achewood forums called

Sirhan Duran

actually i just searched google and that's a real band name.

Good for them.

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #33 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 20:21 »

Waterhag Cunt

BonerKebab

ViolentDove · « **Reply #34 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 20:37 »

Hide, the Sausage - A newcomer onto the Misplaced Punctuation scene, Hide, the Sausage perform blast-core folktronica with zealous eye towards appropriation from fellow mispunctuated peers, such as Raped! By Dolphins and Apple's 1.99 a Kilo!!!.

ThePQ4 · « **Reply #35 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 20:59 »

I always name my band on GH "Sexy Knickers"... And back in high school one of my friends always wanted to start a band called "Plaid Crayon".

imagist42 · « **Reply #36 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 21:58 »

I always had this notion that if I ever had a hand in recording multiple albums, I would do each one under a different band name but every single album would be called Fire in the Hole.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #37 on:** 16 Jul 2008, 23:10 »

My Guitar Hero band names are always Black Metal-ish and involve the word "Cunt." The only one I can remember off the top of my head right now is NORTHERN NEKROKVNT

Johnny C · « **Reply #38 on:** 17 Jul 2008, 07:06 »

St. Vincent and the Grenadines

Scarychips · « **Reply #39 on:** 17 Jul 2008, 08:17 »

The Floor is made of Lava
I Wanted a Peanut
Saying Butt-kisser like it's a Bad Thing
King Me!

Thrillho · « **Reply #40 on:** 17 Jul 2008, 12:27 »

Just a heads up, I've sent this link around most of my office and people, including myself, are literally crying with laughter at the likes of 'Handsome Clit.'

Christophe · « **Reply #41 on:** 17 Jul 2008, 12:44 »

New Allegations of Sodomy

RE: tommydski's list: my favorite band name from that PRF thread (which took me a good fifteen minutes to read completely) was Test Fuck.

Mr. Mojo · « **Reply #42 on:** 17 Jul 2008, 12:50 »

Some of these are really good, i may have to steal one. MUAHAHAHAHA.

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #43 on:** 17 Jul 2008, 13:07 »

I Heard Your Sister Is Pregnant

Ã¶de · « **Reply #44 on:** 17 Jul 2008, 13:18 »

Hard-Wank
Brianstorm
Mumafuga and the Mumblers
Dick Racing Stripes
The Worst Pilots

Jackie Blue · « **Reply #45 on:** 17 Jul 2008, 13:29 »

One of my bands briefly, out of frustration, changed our name to "Rock and Roll".

Betagold · « **Reply #46 on:** 17 Jul 2008, 19:07 »

Basic Isotopes
Limit Theorem
Bikini Arcade (random band name generator from Rock Band. It tends to have some good ones.)

est · « **Reply #47 on:** 17 Jul 2008, 19:18 »

The Hadrons

ViolentDove · « **Reply #48 on:** 17 Jul 2008, 20:00 »

I'm imagining them playing songs in the style of the Hard-Ons with Harry Potter slash fiction lyrics?

J-cob9000 · « **Reply #49 on:** 18 Jul 2008, 17:59 »

Quote from: Durin on 14 Jul 2008, 21:52

Perpetual Motion Squad

Totally.
Then people could be like, "HEY HAVE YOU HEARD THAT NEW ALBUM BY PMS???"
and it would be pwnsome.
I had a whole mental list of them in my head but now I can't remember any except for diediedie.
Now, this is not Die! Die! Die!
It's diediedie.
and you could Triple D for the abbreviation.

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Mr. Mojo