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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #100 on: 29 Jul 2008, 15:32 »
I would also consider my band being called...Faggottron.

just for shits and giggles of course.
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #101 on: 30 Jul 2008, 04:44 »
Better yet, call your band 'What Are You Looking At, Faggot?'
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« Reply #102 on: 30 Jul 2008, 14:16 »
Rock Band generator gave me...
Razorblade Coma.

I liked it.
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #103 on: 30 Jul 2008, 20:50 »
My Bloody Broken Sea Wolf Hotel Fire Experience
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #104 on: 30 Jul 2008, 20:59 »
Narwhal Duelling Society

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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #105 on: 30 Jul 2008, 21:21 »
Billy Rocketboy & His Time-Traveling Microbus
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« Reply #106 on: 30 Jul 2008, 22:27 »
Haunted Attack of the Incomplete Baby
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #107 on: 30 Jul 2008, 22:47 »
I have a habit of creating fake bands with my buddies. Some of my favorites:

The Constant BJs
Octopus for Good
We Can Build Minotaurs
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #108 on: 30 Jul 2008, 22:53 »
Quote from: MrNovember on 30 Jul 2008, 22:47
Octopus for Good

If there is a single line I hate in any Spoon song it's that one from "Cherry Bomb." Because I know that's not the real line but every time I hear it I swear it could be.
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #109 on: 30 Jul 2008, 23:40 »
Quote from: zerodrone on 27 Jul 2008, 21:59
Inspired by the fucking retarded naming of a band "!!!", I want to start a band and call it:

n_n

My brother and I played at our school's Battle of the Bands last year under the name "<3", pronounced "Less Than Three."  Only two band members, get it?  I thought it was funny, especially because nobody got the joke.

Other ideas:
Complex Compulsion
Polar Bears Go Grawr
Mighty Mighty Spork
Spoonshoes
The Rocketeers
Slapstick Silly
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #110 on: 31 Jul 2008, 05:11 »
You and your brother stole my idea...psychically...

Jerks.
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #111 on: 31 Jul 2008, 06:22 »
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #112 on: 31 Jul 2008, 09:48 »
Quote from: zerodrone on 30 Jul 2008, 20:50
The My Bloody Broken Sea Wolf Hotel Pony Club Fire Experience With Hulk Hogan

5000 Achewood References
Three Dinosaurs Walk Into A Pub...
Breast-heavy
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #113 on: 31 Jul 2008, 11:51 »
The Inflatable Love Dolls
or just The Love Dolls.
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #114 on: 31 Jul 2008, 12:45 »
Mid-90's Chicago Style Noise Rock Bands (a la Jesus Lizard, Dazzling Killmen, et. al.)-

SID and the Smothering Mothers
Killigan Gilligan

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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #115 on: 31 Jul 2008, 13:08 »
Quote from: zerodrone on 30 Jul 2008, 20:50
My Bloody Broken Sea Wolf Hotel Fire Experience


Quite possibly the finest supergroup never to exist.
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #116 on: 05 Aug 2008, 09:19 »
As soon as I actually learn how to play an instrument (here's hoping for the singing saw!), I'm making an acoustic noise band called Awkward Cowbell.
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #117 on: 06 Aug 2008, 03:26 »
What seems to be the problem officer
Holocaust deniers never happened
Give my creation life
I drank way too much last Saturday
You buy this
If you tolerate this then your children will be next (ripped from a Manics song- cheers dynamitekid)
Look out! Ninjas! (gee, wonder where that came from)
qwerty (see above brackets, but different answer)
The amazing Dr...
Fell off the wagon
Everybody fall over
I'm in love with your girlfriend
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #118 on: 06 Aug 2008, 04:16 »
The Guitar Heroes
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #119 on: 06 Aug 2008, 04:35 »
Quote from: Midnight Umbreon on 30 Jul 2008, 14:16
Rock Band generator gave me...
Razorblade Coma.

I liked it.

Rock Band Genorator gave me Father Hippopotamus.
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #120 on: 06 Aug 2008, 04:57 »
Speakerbox (although it's apparently already been taken)
The Taxi Task Tax
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« Reply #121 on: 06 Aug 2008, 05:59 »
Quote from: look out! Ninjas! on 06 Aug 2008, 03:26
If you tolerate this then your children will be next (ripped from a pollyanna song)

Was she covering Manic Street Preachers, or is that just an obscene coincidence, title-wise?
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #122 on: 06 Aug 2008, 07:02 »
You know what?
The song I was thinking of WAS the MSP song. Turns out the guy who made the torrent for the 1998 JJJ Hottest 100 fucked up with the track labelling, and me never having heard the song beforehand just went along with it. Thanks for pointing it out. May have to check out some MSP now.

And I fixed the above post
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #123 on: 06 Aug 2008, 18:45 »
Too bad Illy Honka and The Hot-Shit Haberdashery is taken.
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #124 on: 06 Aug 2008, 18:54 »
Whisks of Lesser Quality
ohmygodohmygodohmygod
Strong Enough for a Man
Made for a Woman
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #125 on: 06 Aug 2008, 19:16 »
Ear Rape
You Just Paid 20 Dollars for This Shit (works better as an album name)

...My ideas suck.
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #126 on: 06 Aug 2008, 19:35 »
OuY k-cuF
Bottles of Glass-Cleaner Filled With Vodka and Angst
The Broken Cell Phone Band
Card-Carrying Smartass Project
The Dirty Dishes
Dusty Electronics
Cock Molotov Tail
My Finger, Your Paper Shredder
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #127 on: 06 Aug 2008, 21:18 »
Let's Have Sex and Cry A Little
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #128 on: 07 Aug 2008, 00:51 »
(made up by my friend scott)
Force Horse
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #129 on: 10 Aug 2008, 20:33 »
The World's Longest Band Name that I Know of Because this Band Name is Not Ending at a Reasonable Length
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #130 on: 10 Aug 2008, 20:42 »
Make sure to cross-reference your fake band names with this book, everyone.
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #131 on: 10 Aug 2008, 20:46 »
Sex Without Orgasm

The Days of Our Lives Are Spent In Utter Resentment

Aerosol Killers

Bullet Through the Donut Hole
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #132 on: 10 Aug 2008, 21:10 »
Standard Issue Esoteric Post-Rock Band Name
(taken from the By Sunlight band Myspace) Steely Dan Real Estate
Hey, You Really Suck
Tell Me More About Your Trip To Spain
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #133 on: 11 Aug 2008, 06:00 »
the dying little people who killed littlier people

razor blades in eyeballs and the pissing cyanide

cumfilled cd covers
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #134 on: 11 Aug 2008, 13:42 »
The Cat That Fucked the Dog

Pissing Blood

The Rise and Fall of Irony

Cat Macrocosm
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #135 on: 11 Aug 2008, 16:20 »
bitchy flibbergibbet
notwithstanding (dora says this alot)

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« Reply #136 on: 11 Aug 2008, 16:30 »
why do i get the feeling you read vonnegut?
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« Reply #137 on: 11 Aug 2008, 17:01 »
Quote from: dalconnsuch on 11 Aug 2008, 16:30
why do i get the feeling you read vonnegut?
haha yeah i was reading Slaughterhouse V and a saw that, that is something my grandpa would of said, and its just stuck in my head
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #138 on: 11 Aug 2008, 17:07 »
so heres a band name for in kurt vonneguts name

the time traveling tralfalmadorians of titan


tralfalmadorians aren't really of titan though, but its still awesome
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #139 on: 11 Aug 2008, 17:24 »
Right now i have a deep urge to rename my bands the tralfalmadorians!
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #140 on: 11 Aug 2008, 18:16 »
death towel.


ftw.

those are two different bands btw.
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« Reply #141 on: 11 Aug 2008, 18:17 »
Sig images aren't allowed on here, me ol' Zanzibar.
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #142 on: 12 Aug 2008, 05:23 »
Daft Punk ISN'T Playing At My House. Damn You James Murphy!
Our Lead Singer Sings So The Crowd Doesn't Have To
If Only Warm Apple Pie Actually Felt Like A Vagina, We Wouldn't Have To Play In This Shitty Band Anymore
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« Reply #143 on: 13 Aug 2008, 03:52 »
One day I will have a band named Thunder Hammer and we will write metal songs about Warhammer 40,000.
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« Reply #144 on: 13 Aug 2008, 04:37 »
Horus look what you've done/you've made a fool of everyone

This girl is hotter than a firecracker/I want to pound her like a hammer held by Ghazgkull Thraka
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« Reply #145 on: 13 Aug 2008, 10:25 »
Quote from: MadassAlex on 13 Aug 2008, 03:52
One day I will have a band named Thunder Hammer and we will write metal songs about Warhammer 40,000.

That sounds metal.
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« Reply #146 on: 13 Aug 2008, 23:51 »
Quote from: DynamiteKid on 13 Aug 2008, 04:37
Horus look what you've done/you've made a fool of everyone

That's actually brilliant.
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #147 on: 14 Aug 2008, 03:00 »
i must agree

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« Reply #148 on: 14 Aug 2008, 03:33 »
I do try.
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #149 on: 14 Aug 2008, 20:26 »
Here are some animals/animal related things I think would make good band names:

Slender Loris
Gastric Brooding Frog
Superb Lyrebird
Dashing Whippet
Murdered by Monotremes
Cephalopods Anonymous
Stoat
Handsome Animal
Przewalski's Horse



(Alright...  I cheated on the last one, that's actually one of my own projects)
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