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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #50 on: 18 Jul 2008, 21:29 »

In Sane We Trust

Think about it...
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« Reply #51 on: 18 Jul 2008, 23:18 »

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« Reply #52 on: 18 Jul 2008, 23:21 »

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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #53 on: 19 Jul 2008, 03:41 »

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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #54 on: 19 Jul 2008, 10:58 »

Someone and the Somethings
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« Reply #55 on: 19 Jul 2008, 11:36 »

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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #56 on: 19 Jul 2008, 11:53 »

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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #57 on: 19 Jul 2008, 12:05 »

Inspector Detector and the Harbringers of Boom
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #58 on: 19 Jul 2008, 16:30 »

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Also, I really like None More Black until I realized there was in fact a band called such.
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« Reply #59 on: 19 Jul 2008, 17:09 »

how about what goes up must come down
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« Reply #60 on: 19 Jul 2008, 17:39 »

1 point 21 Jiggawatts
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Also, I really like None More Black until I realized there was in fact a band called such.

You know, 'Funsize' is a pretty great name for a band.
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #61 on: 19 Jul 2008, 18:19 »

pterodactyls fucking came up in another thread, and to be honest I think that's a pretty classy name.
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« Reply #62 on: 19 Jul 2008, 18:28 »

Rave Bagel.
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #63 on: 19 Jul 2008, 19:31 »

Inspector Detector and the Harbringers of Boom

If you cut it off to just "Inspector Detector" I would totally use that one. The rest of the name is worthless.
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #64 on: 19 Jul 2008, 23:47 »

The Adjective Nouns = epic win.
"How much more black can you get, really? And the answer is, none...more black"
I hear Nigel has an amp that goes not only to 11, but to infinity. The knobs just spin as if they're broken and it just keeps getting louder and more distorted.
He has actually publicly stated this, but I can't recall where.
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #65 on: 20 Jul 2008, 00:49 »

Medicinal Leeches.

(This came to mind because my father used to keep a jar of them as pets...)
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #66 on: 20 Jul 2008, 01:16 »

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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #67 on: 20 Jul 2008, 01:59 »

Watermelon Overlords of Amorous Hour. (Also known as WOAH).
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« Reply #68 on: 20 Jul 2008, 13:48 »

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« Reply #69 on: 20 Jul 2008, 15:26 »

Welcome Back Edward Cock Diver

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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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« Reply #70 on: 20 Jul 2008, 22:10 »

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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #71 on: 21 Jul 2008, 00:24 »

Tonight it occurred to me that Hiroshima Lovers would make an excellent band name.
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« Reply #72 on: 21 Jul 2008, 05:40 »

There's an Australian band called I Heart Hiroshima
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #73 on: 21 Jul 2008, 08:46 »

As of 3 am last night, I'm starting an all male riot grrl band called The Vulva Underground.
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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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« Reply #74 on: 21 Jul 2008, 11:30 »

She Was Alive When I Fucked Her, Officer
There has to be a better wording for that one, it has so much potential.

"I swear, she looked alive"? That doesn't quite sound right. "I swear, she looked 18... and alive"? A bit wordy.
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« Reply #75 on: 21 Jul 2008, 11:42 »

Fucked Alive, Now Dead
Fucked Beforehand
Pre-Fucked?


Other name suggestions:
In Other News
Misjudged
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« Reply #76 on: 21 Jul 2008, 15:12 »

"Envious Eagles Eat Everything, Eventually"

...or "EEEEE" for short.
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #77 on: 21 Jul 2008, 15:34 »

The League of Awesome Toes
Power the Fight!
Maternity Wardrobe Malfunction
Take the Pumpkin!

The first and the last ones are my favorites.

Also, I was thinking about starting a band called The Aftermath, but a month later, this music podcast downloaded a track from a band called The Aftermath.  And they sucked.  I was angry that they'd defaced my name.  Damn reds.  I mention this because it's still an imaginary name to me.
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« Reply #78 on: 21 Jul 2008, 23:28 »

Dude Where's My Guitar
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« Reply #79 on: 22 Jul 2008, 00:14 »

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« Reply #80 on: 22 Jul 2008, 00:16 »

HAHA HOLY SHIT

I just now turned my tv on and as I was waiting for the DVD to load up there was a commercial that I didn't pay attention to until the last line of it, delivered completely deadpan:

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« Reply #81 on: 22 Jul 2008, 05:50 »

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« Reply #82 on: 22 Jul 2008, 06:41 »

Leg Before Wicket (Cricket themed Hardcore band)

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« Reply #83 on: 22 Jul 2008, 14:33 »

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« Reply #84 on: 22 Jul 2008, 15:33 »

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« Reply #85 on: 22 Jul 2008, 23:41 »

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« Reply #86 on: 23 Jul 2008, 05:52 »

I think 'Singapore' would be a reasonable band name. Anybody who made the obvious puns on it would then look like a total dick.
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« Reply #87 on: 23 Jul 2008, 16:36 »

Friends of Fort York (Note: Final album title: Friends of Fort York Forever)
Plywood Printers
On Film
Caught on Camera
Now You Know
Art For Art's Sake (more of an album name, I think)
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« Reply #88 on: 23 Jul 2008, 19:43 »

I Had A Bad Time In Amsterdam
I Shot A Guy In Reno.

Or alternatively, Reno Six-Shooter.
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« Reply #89 on: 24 Jul 2008, 14:54 »

Musk Ducks of the Epoxy
My Hair, Maybe
The Clockdogs
Ceremony Blue and You
Somber Pinesap Miners
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« Reply #90 on: 24 Jul 2008, 15:06 »

Roman Holiday seems kinda cool to me.
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« Reply #91 on: 24 Jul 2008, 16:29 »

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« Reply #92 on: 25 Jul 2008, 15:45 »

New ones off the top of my head.

Verbing For Noun(s)
Verbing Proper Noun

Washing Geraldine
Golfing For Donkeys

Questionable Content
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Re: Imaginary Band Names
« Reply #93 on: 26 Jul 2008, 15:53 »

My guitar hero/rock band band was always Dead Puppies.  My friends' is Lesbian War Cunt.  I later formed a Germanic Lesbian War Cunt tribute band called KriegsKünt.
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« Reply #94 on: 26 Jul 2008, 16:14 »

Zang!
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« Reply #95 on: 26 Jul 2008, 17:19 »

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« Reply #96 on: 27 Jul 2008, 19:07 »

either:

the con of progress

or

the pro of congress.


I can't decide which would be more humiliating to the congress.
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« Reply #97 on: 27 Jul 2008, 21:59 »

Inspired by the fucking retarded naming of a band "!!!", I want to start a band and call it:

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« Reply #98 on: 29 Jul 2008, 14:23 »

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« Reply #99 on: 29 Jul 2008, 14:27 »

The Ostrich Cocks
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