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Longest band name
« on: 29 Jul 2008, 06:15 »

I swear I didn't make it up. I found it on last.fm.


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Apparently, they play norwegian death metal.

(please don't attack me)
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Re: Longest band name
« Reply #1 on: 29 Jul 2008, 07:23 »

It would be great if they had a massive hardcore fanbase who chanted that at shows.
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Re: Longest band name
« Reply #2 on: 29 Jul 2008, 07:28 »

my all time favourite band name ever also happens to be a lengthy one. not as long as that, though.

Vincent Price's Orphan Powered Death Machine.
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Re: Longest band name
« Reply #3 on: 29 Jul 2008, 07:35 »

It would be great if they had a massive hardcore fanbase who chanted that at shows.

Yes.
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Re: Longest band name
« Reply #4 on: 29 Jul 2008, 07:45 »

The Best Ever Death Metal Band Out of Denton would be an awesome band name.
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Re: Longest band name
« Reply #5 on: 29 Jul 2008, 10:02 »

I wonder how they put that on their albums.
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Re: Longest band name
« Reply #6 on: 29 Jul 2008, 10:44 »

They probably Copy-Paste very often.
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Re: Longest band name
« Reply #7 on: 29 Jul 2008, 14:23 »

I wonder if you abbreviate it, if it spells something different.
(but I am too lazy to do that, so I am just going to continue to wonder...someone else who is really bored can do it though).
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Re: Longest band name
« Reply #8 on: 29 Jul 2008, 15:34 »

like, make an acronym?  I abbreviated the first 5 words and it doesn't look like it's going anywhere.
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Re: Longest band name
« Reply #9 on: 29 Jul 2008, 15:44 »

not as long but damn I would hate to have such long names:

Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis
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Re: Longest band name
« Reply #10 on: 29 Jul 2008, 17:05 »

It sounds like a disease.
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Re: Longest band name
« Reply #11 on: 29 Jul 2008, 18:21 »

Norwegian Death Metal eh? Anyone have one of their albums? I'd like to hear some....

Their last.fm page

Edit: I just realized, they might not be Death Metal, people on last.fm often tag stuff as "tr00 Black Metal" or "br00tal" as a joke.
« Last Edit: 29 Jul 2008, 18:29 by Be My Head »
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Re: Longest band name
« Reply #12 on: 29 Jul 2008, 20:18 »

They probably Copy-Paste very often.
No---Written from memory, longhand, EVERY TIME.

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Re: Longest band name
« Reply #13 on: 29 Jul 2008, 20:45 »

excuse my ignorance.....
but is that whole thing up there the WHOLE name?
like all of it put together?
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Re: Longest band name
« Reply #14 on: 29 Jul 2008, 22:05 »

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Re: Longest band name
« Reply #15 on: 29 Jul 2008, 22:42 »

It's not even witty or entertaining. I got to the fourth line before thinking "this is retarded."
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Re: Longest band name
« Reply #16 on: 29 Jul 2008, 22:47 »

Yeah, if you're gonna do Cthulhu, just use a few of the words in the tongue of the Old Ones, not a paragraph out of a book.  They should be disqualified for being an obvious joke, anyways.
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Re: Longest band name
« Reply #17 on: 30 Jul 2008, 20:42 »

The Best Ever Death Metal Band Out of Denton would be an awesome band name.

I am actually from Denton, maybe I should start it?
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Re: Longest band name
« Reply #18 on: 30 Jul 2008, 20:43 »

As long as John Darnielle doesn't mind.
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Re: Longest band name
« Reply #19 on: 30 Jul 2008, 21:53 »

Is it supposed to not make sense or what?
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