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Tea Party :)
« on: 29 Jul 2008, 16:36 »

im in a sitting on teeny pink chairs and drinking tea mood!

*muches cookie*
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #1 on: 29 Jul 2008, 17:00 »

I have whisked away a tray of crumpets from the Gentlemen's Club.  Have one.
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #2 on: 29 Jul 2008, 17:03 »

Finally someone came to my tea party!

pop yourself down on that teeny little chair and ill pour you.. IMAGINARY TEEEEEAAA :D
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #3 on: 29 Jul 2008, 17:05 »




Come on. We're all waiting on you.
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #4 on: 29 Jul 2008, 17:08 »

When I was a wee lad, this is what we used as a euphemism for parties that involved taking loads of acid and playing with toys.
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With cake ownership set to C and cake consumption set to K, then C + K = 0.  So indeed as one consumes a cake, one simultaneously deprives oneself of cake ownership. 

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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #5 on: 29 Jul 2008, 17:11 »

you get the acid ill get the stuffed animals :D
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #6 on: 29 Jul 2008, 17:12 »

*Sips tea with pinky out.* Would you like a muffin, Miss Dashwood? I dare say you do. *Puts muffin in front of stuffed animal.*
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #7 on: 29 Jul 2008, 17:15 »

oh nooo barry you got icing all over your fur!
youll have to go in the washing machine im afraid.
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #8 on: 29 Jul 2008, 17:15 »

So it's a Tea Party for the girls, and a Gentleman's Club for the guys?

Can we at least get strippers?
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #9 on: 29 Jul 2008, 17:16 »

no no the tea party is for everyone.. as long as they dotn break my teeny chairs !
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #10 on: 29 Jul 2008, 17:16 »

Strippers are charming ladies. They are most welcome to dance the the center of our table as we nibble our cookies.

*Tips a little gin in the tea.*
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #11 on: 29 Jul 2008, 17:18 »

*soaks cake with rum*

cake anybody?
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #12 on: 29 Jul 2008, 17:20 »

Most excellent. I might just stay for some *ahem* tea.
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #13 on: 29 Jul 2008, 17:20 »

WEEEEE *twirls*
my tea party is a success :D
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #14 on: 29 Jul 2008, 17:23 »

Oh god, I want to be angry at this thread, but you are all so adorable.

What the hell?
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #15 on: 29 Jul 2008, 17:27 »

*giggle*
 you wanta  cupcake with extra sprinkles?
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #16 on: 29 Jul 2008, 17:31 »

Ooh, cupcakes!

I should not be getting excited over cupcakes. *necks gin*
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #17 on: 29 Jul 2008, 17:34 »

Oh god, I want to be angry at this thread, but you are all so adorable.

What the hell?

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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #18 on: 29 Jul 2008, 17:46 »

Oh em gee.

That is adorable.
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #19 on: 29 Jul 2008, 17:57 »

That sounds completely foul.
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #20 on: 29 Jul 2008, 18:07 »

Yes.  Brandy, maybe, but not vodka. 

Have another crumpet?

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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #21 on: 29 Jul 2008, 18:12 »

i like sparkly things :D
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #22 on: 29 Jul 2008, 19:21 »

Shall we have a mad hatter tea party?


I'll bring the dormouse!
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« Reply #23 on: 29 Jul 2008, 19:21 »

I feel pretty in my tea dress


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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #24 on: 29 Jul 2008, 19:44 »

I would be so much happier with mercury poisoning.
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« Reply #25 on: 29 Jul 2008, 20:00 »

Um...are you sure? 'Cause you could probably just bust open some thermometres if you're really keen. Also, it'll totally cure any syphilis you've got lying around.
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With cake ownership set to C and cake consumption set to K, then C + K = 0.  So indeed as one consumes a cake, one simultaneously deprives oneself of cake ownership. 

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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #26 on: 29 Jul 2008, 20:04 »

mad hatters stem from mercury poisoning in the hatter business, I was alluding to the post by redglasscurls.
I was hoping someone would get it  :oops:
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« Reply #27 on: 29 Jul 2008, 20:26 »

I know, and I did. I was helpfully pointing out how you could go about obtaining yourself some mercury goodness.   
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With cake ownership set to C and cake consumption set to K, then C + K = 0.  So indeed as one consumes a cake, one simultaneously deprives oneself of cake ownership. 

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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #28 on: 29 Jul 2008, 20:31 »

What sort of tea is there? I wouldn't mind a bit of that Yorkshire Earl Grey Anyways was mentioning earlier.
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #29 on: 29 Jul 2008, 20:31 »

oh yay.
Well mercury thermometers aren't very common any more :(
Plus, if I had a source of mercury I would just make some Hg Fulminate

But I don't want to derail this thread!
So I think what this tea party needs is some nudity.
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #30 on: 29 Jul 2008, 20:43 »

DID SOMEONE SAY RUM
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #31 on: 29 Jul 2008, 20:48 »

If I'm American, am I allowed to bring coffee instead? Or is that looked down upon on principle? I'll bring enough for everyone!
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #32 on: 29 Jul 2008, 20:50 »

Bring mocha with amaretto! It's not tea party-ish but it sure is delicious!
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« Reply #33 on: 29 Jul 2008, 20:51 »

Only if you bring it in one of these puppies
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« Reply #34 on: 29 Jul 2008, 21:33 »

Well, if I have no other choice...

And it will be no mocha amaretto. It will be thick, black and strong and it will be delicious.
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« Reply #35 on: 29 Jul 2008, 21:36 »

Oh damn; now I want tea, and I'm stuck at work.

Damn you, forums. All those beautiful teas, just lingering in my cupboard at home...
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« Reply #36 on: 29 Jul 2008, 21:38 »

coffee is so much better than tea, people.
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #37 on: 29 Jul 2008, 21:46 »

Not this debate, not this debate, not this debate...
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #38 on: 29 Jul 2008, 22:02 »

I believe we hashed out the coffee vs tea debate in this thread.
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« Reply #39 on: 29 Jul 2008, 22:05 »

Sorry for ruining your thread, Inflatable_Slide  :cry:
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« Reply #40 on: 29 Jul 2008, 22:30 »

ROYAL DECREE: By order of His Majesty, and the Tea Acts enacted by the Parliament, all individuals participating in this event must now pay 60 cents extra in tax for every cup of tea consumed. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTINUED LOYALTY TO THE CROWN.

And let's not be dumping any of it into harbors this time, shall we?
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« Reply #41 on: 29 Jul 2008, 22:32 »

man, it took me like thirty seconds for that text to finish up. Thanks!  :x

But I bet those fish were seriously fucking wired for days. Or dead.
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #42 on: 30 Jul 2008, 03:46 »

oohh we got coffe too?" i love coffee :D
*makes double espresso*
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« Reply #43 on: 30 Jul 2008, 06:48 »

ROYAL DECREE: By order of His Majesty, and the Tea Acts enacted by the Parliament, all individuals participating in this event must now pay 60 cents extra in tax for every cup of tea consumed. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTINUED LOYALTY TO THE CROWN.

And let's not be dumping any of it into harbors this time, shall we?

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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #44 on: 30 Jul 2008, 07:56 »

Wait, there's only iced tea at this tea party?
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« Reply #45 on: 30 Jul 2008, 08:06 »

Well, it IS summer after all.
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« Reply #46 on: 30 Jul 2008, 08:18 »

I was totally thinking about that song when I posted that.
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Re: Tea Party :)
« Reply #47 on: 30 Jul 2008, 09:20 »

You can keep your coffee. I'll have more tea please. Miss Dashwood, if you eat all my muffins, you will have to leave the table. And now I have butter on my cuffs.
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« Reply #48 on: 30 Jul 2008, 09:50 »

It's not a tea party unless there are scones!  :lol:
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« Reply #49 on: 30 Jul 2008, 10:28 »

I have been in Devon, so the scones had jam and clotted cream.
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