Topic: If we're just gonna turn into an RP forum already... (Read 7823 times)

Ozymandias · « **on:** 02 Aug 2008, 17:09 »

Ozymandias sniffed the ground pensively. His quarry was nearby. As he ran faster, sweat glistening off his muscles and through his soft white fur, his mind reeled with the options he would have when he found him. Faster, through the underbrush, he knew he was getting close. Tommydski was near and as his scent sent Ozymandias's adrenaline-soaked blood rushing through his body. In response, his cock grew harder, the firm pinkness poking out through his soft underbelly.

Tonight would be fun.

KvP · « **Reply #1 on:** 02 Aug 2008, 17:32 »

I thought this was going to be a Ron Paul thread

I can't decide if that would be better than this.

blanktom · « **Reply #2 on:** 02 Aug 2008, 17:43 »

THIS JUST IN - WEBCOMIC FORUM HITS AN ALL TIME LOW

Slick · « **Reply #3 on:** 02 Aug 2008, 17:50 »

Kieffer thrust again, this time gentler than before.
"You see, Tommy, I can show you my love" he said as he bent down from above to kiss the nape of the neck of the skinny brit before him, pausing to linger with his tongue before returning to the business at hand.
"I can make you feel new things, I can make you understand yourself"
"I understand better now than ever before, you've made everything clear" came the timid, reverent response.
They rolled over again and embraced under the moon's knowing light. This time was to be their time, to share and cherish, no matter what happened again in the outside world. Kieffer had rented this little apartment on the top floor with the skylights under an assumed name to get away from the stresses of his new life. This place was a special retreat for him, a place to think and to truly, deeply relax. The invitation he extended to Tommy was no small token, and Tommy was starting to understand this for what it was.
"I want to thank you for what you've shown me" he said, rising to his knees and looking down on the beautiful, sculpted body in front of him.
"Show me what you've learnt" Kieffer whispered, laying his soul bare.

Johnny C · « **Reply #4 on:** 02 Aug 2008, 18:29 »

The flipside of the cult of personality is that everyone wants to see you naked.

Putin has the same problem.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #5 on:** 02 Aug 2008, 18:38 »

Vladmir Putin burst from the water, his fur slick and wet in the chilly morning air. His playful whiskers twitched as he hopped over to Tommydski, embracing him in his webbed paws and whispering into his ear a soft bark of lust. "Я собираюсь трахать Вас столь трудно." Tommy gasped in pleasure as he felt Putin push into him. In the crispness of the Northern air, they made love among the ice and snow.

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #6 on:** 02 Aug 2008, 19:42 »

Oh hey, I forgot to put stuff in the quote box

Quote

*That stuff that Tommy said*

whoa whoa whoa there, Tommy. You know there are poor kids in China that don't have your sexual notoriety, maybe you should be a little more thankful and a little less picky. Now eat your ~~peas~~ penis.

Liz · « **Reply #7 on:** 02 Aug 2008, 20:40 »

James.

You are my hero.

mooface · « **Reply #8 on:** 02 Aug 2008, 22:15 »

Quote from: tommydski on 02 Aug 2008, 17:52

Why is it that all slash written on this forum involves me?

Why is this?

uh, because you're the forum slut? is this not obvious?

Liz · « **Reply #9 on:** 02 Aug 2008, 22:48 »

Oh, do tell, Tommy. We would like to know these things.

Tom · « **Reply #10 on:** 02 Aug 2008, 23:03 »

I feel better now that i know I'm not the only one who wants to find out.

Lise · « **Reply #11 on:** 03 Aug 2008, 01:15 »

I'm sorry Tommy, but this is the funniest sh** I've read in "I Like Fish", er I mean the "I Like HURRRR" forum in forever (perhaps due to the fact that people actually put thought and effort into writing erotic stories about you).

I was suppressing giggles, seriously.

Johnny C · « **Reply #12 on:** 03 Aug 2008, 03:16 »

in defiance of god's will i plan to have grandchildren

they will hear that story word for word

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #13 on:** 03 Aug 2008, 12:51 »

*Disclaimer*
The following story was intended to be funny, Vendetagainst is no master of humor and may very well offend you with this poorly written story of interspecial lovemaking. Vendetgainst would like to apologize and will try to keep his future contributions within the limits of dull observations of mistakes within the comic, misspellings amongst members, et cetera. You are invited now to read the last attempt Vendetagainst has made to be even nominally likable or clever.

-Sean AKA Vendetagainst

~~This no longer makes any sense and was pretty bad to begin with~~

Lines · « **Reply #14 on:** 03 Aug 2008, 13:28 »

Man, I was giggling my butt of at the others, but that one made me go "UGH." (Funny, but still weird.)

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #15 on:** 03 Aug 2008, 13:29 »

Creepy is SO much easier than funny.

*edit*
Added a disclaimer, sorry again.

jhocking · « **Reply #16 on:** 03 Aug 2008, 17:49 »

what the fucking shit

chASS · « **Reply #17 on:** 03 Aug 2008, 20:33 »

oh lawdy.

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #18 on:** 04 Aug 2008, 00:54 »

Ampersandwitch clicks the link to the RP thread and releases a long sigh of laboured pleasure, heavy breathing quickening and halting, hand heading straight for the waiting waistline of the Rule Britannia underwear on warm skin.

Thank you Ozymandias for this tittilating thread, Ampersandwitch muses, eyes raising slowly, lustily at the screen, for you truly are the king of kings.

Tom · « **Reply #19 on:** 04 Aug 2008, 01:28 »

HAWT!

RedLion · « **Reply #20 on:** 04 Aug 2008, 01:28 »

Quote from: jhocking on 03 Aug 2008, 17:49

what the fucking shit

Pretty much sums up my reaction to the entire forum today.

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #21 on:** 04 Aug 2008, 01:29 »

Quote from: n0t_r0bert_b0yle!! on 04 Aug 2008, 01:28

caps make you edgy

Next post I make is about you if you keep it up

Putting on my robe and wizard hat

Patrick · « **Reply #22 on:** 04 Aug 2008, 01:44 »

After spending part of my night playing VTM, my expectations of this thread were really high.

öde · « **Reply #23 on:** 04 Aug 2008, 05:24 »

Nice Pete stood tall, his muscular form outlined by the faint light from the cellar window. His bare chest moved up and down with each strong breath and his gaze fell straight ahead, staring into the distance. His breathing calmed, slower, slower, and slower, until suddenly he crouched down, stooping next to a wooden bowl and his torn vest. His attention back to the task at hand, Tommy's momentary respite over, he gathered the vest in his hand and began soaking it with warm water from the bowl. Carefully Nice Pete ran the cloth over Tommy's body, squeezing it every so often to let the water wash over him and mix with the blood that oozed down the drain. Slowly and methodically he washed Tommy, sodden vest moving between the bowl and the body, until the fresh wounds were clean and the bowl empty. "Now you are the woman," Nice Pete whispered, "and you will scream when I let you."

öde · « **Reply #24 on:** 04 Aug 2008, 05:25 »

This forum needs to see a psychologist.

Hat · « **Reply #25 on:** 04 Aug 2008, 06:48 »

Tina Fey stood close to Hat, her breath shuddering as her flesh pressed against his. Mos Def blared from a stereo in the background.
"Take me over this impractically balanced coffee table" she breathed gently, her lips pressed against his cheek
"Baby, I ain't gonna take you over the thing I eat breakfast at. Plus I don't think the milkcrates can take both our weights" he said, sweeping her off her feet and carrying her towards the bedroom. As he laid her down on his bed, sweeping last weeks laundry and an empty guitar case off with his feet.
"Wait, you eat breakfast at your coffee table?" she interrupted
"Well how else am I going to watch morning cartoons while I eat my breakfast"
"Look I'm starting to think this was a mistake" Tina Fey said, buttoning up her blouse
"Aw baby can we talk about this" Hat said, trying to run after her while putting his pants on. He tripped trying to put his left leg in the right leg hole and stumbled and fell over, rolling into Tina, sending her slamming into a wall.
"What the fuck was that!?!" Tina asked, blood gushing out her nose
"Oh baby I'm sorry but I lost my balance" Hat sighed "Hey can you get a tissue, I don't want to lose my bond because your blood is all over my carpet"
"Fuck it, I'm leaving" Tina said, slamming the door behind her.
Hat leaned against the wall, sliding downwards until he sat on the floor with his head buried in his arms.
"God why did I let her borrow my copy of Breakfast of Champions"

A shotgun blast rang out in the night

The howling of the dogs echoed until the dawn.

Soon the morning frost would come.

Thlayli · « **Reply #26 on:** 04 Aug 2008, 11:02 »

I just assumed this whole thread was some sort of response to all the people that must have joined after ComicCon.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #27 on:** 04 Aug 2008, 11:07 »

No, it's a response to this and this and goddammit all what the hell is wrong with you people.

Lines · « **Reply #28 on:** 04 Aug 2008, 12:28 »

Ozy touched his cheek in shock and pulled it back to look at the crimson lipstick now smeared on his fingers. Flo halfway down the hall when she turned around and winked. As she disappeared into the bedroom, Ozy skuttled after her, still slightly shocked.

I am no good at these things, but every time I see a Progressive commercial, I think of your crush on her. Thanks.

bryanthelion · « **Reply #29 on:** 04 Aug 2008, 17:29 »

Wait, Tommy's a wolf?
What the fuck happened when I was gone?

Thlayli · « **Reply #30 on:** 04 Aug 2008, 18:16 »

Quote from: Ozymandias on 04 Aug 2008, 11:07

No, it's a response to this and this and goddammit all what the hell is wrong with you people.

Well, that's a relief. I was starting to feel sane for a minute there.

McTaggart · « **Reply #31 on:** 05 Aug 2008, 12:43 »

Quote from: Vendetagainst on 03 Aug 2008, 12:51

engorged

This word is actively anti-sexy. I would avoid it personally.

[edit]silly quotes!

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #32 on:** 06 Aug 2008, 15:18 »

I think sexy should be absolutely avoided in any ironic topic on sex, because somewhere out there is a man that is masturbating fervently to everything we say.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #33 on:** 06 Aug 2008, 15:22 »

MOIST ENGORGED CEPHALOPODS

I'm okay with this thread going away now.

jhocking · « **Reply #34 on:** 06 Aug 2008, 16:44 »

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/mudshark.asp

Patrick · « **Reply #35 on:** 07 Aug 2008, 01:43 »

I refuse to read any kind of fiction that involves the phrases "love canal","extended member", or "(snip) and they were one."

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

Author Topic: If we're just gonna turn into an RP forum already... (Read 7823 times)

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chASS

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