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The Gentlemen's Club
« on: 26 Jul 2008, 18:13 »


I say, ladies and gentlemen. These "internets" as they say are rather dull of late. I hereby put it to you, that we should form a Gentlemen's Club, to pass the time.

What say you?
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #1 on: 26 Jul 2008, 18:18 »

This measure has my full support.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #2 on: 26 Jul 2008, 18:35 »

i beleive i shall second this motion
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #3 on: 26 Jul 2008, 18:36 »

Motion carried.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #4 on: 26 Jul 2008, 18:37 »

 Do excuse my somewhat inappropriate exclamation of joy, but; Here, here!
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #5 on: 26 Jul 2008, 18:40 »

Sir Tommy is hereby expelled from this club.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #6 on: 26 Jul 2008, 18:42 »

Now, shall this Gentlemen's Club be awash with lavender or exist as an esoteric order. I propose that this, our Hellfire Club be above, beyond and exist as the law.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #7 on: 26 Jul 2008, 18:43 »

Now that this club has been set in motion, what is our first order of business?  Shall we put on our best suits, tops hats, and monocles, then take pictures?
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #8 on: 26 Jul 2008, 18:46 »

 While I most certainly do not wish to override the opinions of the most respectable Sir Matthew, I must stress that our first order of business focus upon the newest in the way of Proper Dueling.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #9 on: 26 Jul 2008, 18:54 »

By Jove! I do believe Sir Tommy was indeed making reference to ridding your wives of their female hysteria through hysterical paroxysm.

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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #10 on: 26 Jul 2008, 19:07 »

As to the inquiry as to proper dueling in these modernne days, I hereby present such instructionne:
http://www.wikihow.com/Fight-a-Duel-(the-Modern-Way)
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #11 on: 26 Jul 2008, 19:17 »

O brother, o droog why dost thou insist upon govoreeting in such an un-Bog-ly goloss?
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #12 on: 26 Jul 2008, 19:18 »

I say, this is a most civilised idea. Rather reminds me of my safari days in africa. Taught those primitives a thing or two, let me tell you.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #13 on: 26 Jul 2008, 19:29 »

ah! Had a little run in with the tribesmen, hm? Completely boorish men, I must say, I do hope you bagged yourself a most monstrous beast for all your troubles

But I must inquire as to the intent of this gentlemen's club. Shall it be a club for smoking pipes or sharing tales of the awfulness of women?
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #14 on: 26 Jul 2008, 19:50 »

Women are not so awful you cad!
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #15 on: 26 Jul 2008, 19:54 »

I was trying to play the part! I've got nothing against women, 'cept maybe Clinton and a few old school teachers  :-P
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #16 on: 26 Jul 2008, 19:58 »

Women, are they bad or aren't they? It shall be settled with fisticuffs! 'Twill be a fine donnybrook indeed!
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #17 on: 26 Jul 2008, 20:13 »

Aye? I was under the distinct impression that this club was designed by gentlemen, for gentlemen. This discussion of the so-called "fairer sex" is most troubling to me. I want no part of such discussions whilst lounging in the sauna or ingesting blended spirits! I require a refuge in which men can be men! A place where strength is not shied from or discouraged!

Perhaps I shall just embark upon a hunting expedition or far-flung safari, and ponder the meaning of a gentleman.
« Last Edit: 26 Jul 2008, 20:15 by KvP »
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #18 on: 26 Jul 2008, 20:21 »

there is no hidden meaning of a gentlemen, he woos women with his great manly misogyny and is unmatched in his skill for shooting noble animals in the face. Truly a gentleman is the only man.

But what is the preferred beverage of the gentleman?
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #19 on: 26 Jul 2008, 20:35 »

Gin. Or brandy.

Maybe scotch. I don't know.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #20 on: 26 Jul 2008, 20:52 »

Laphroaig, on the rocks.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #21 on: 26 Jul 2008, 20:57 »

Anyone care to discuss the wonderfully droll topic of dictionaries? I thought the new edition of merriam-webster was utter poppy-cock.

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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #22 on: 26 Jul 2008, 21:40 »

Meanings are meaningless in the face of other meanings. *rings bell*

Young nubile slave boy comes running over with a bottle of Laphroaig, scotch glass and an ornate brass bowl of ice along with an equal ornate serving tong. As he serves me a glass, I smile at him and he blushes.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #23 on: 26 Jul 2008, 21:55 »

I'd say that's more like it!
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #24 on: 26 Jul 2008, 22:32 »

Laphroaig, on the rocks.

I should think so, milords, with or without young nubile slave boys to serve it.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #25 on: 26 Jul 2008, 22:57 »

      I do verily concur.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #26 on: 26 Jul 2008, 22:59 »

Do what thou wilt.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #27 on: 26 Jul 2008, 23:17 »

hay guys wats goin on in here
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #28 on: 26 Jul 2008, 23:29 »

Ew, girls!
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #29 on: 26 Jul 2008, 23:34 »

hay guys wats goin on in here

Hah, a woman! We could be happy with her as long as we do not fall for her. Quick my brothers, subjugate her.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #30 on: 26 Jul 2008, 23:47 »

BEGONE FROM THIS PLACE UNTO THE SANDWICH-PARLOUR
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #31 on: 26 Jul 2008, 23:49 »

Not quite what I meant nut do what thou wilt.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #32 on: 27 Jul 2008, 00:17 »

I say I say, I do declare.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #33 on: 27 Jul 2008, 00:23 »

She is a witch, she doth readily mock and deceive us but, after all, isn't that what the world calls romance.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #34 on: 27 Jul 2008, 00:35 »

Pip pip
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #35 on: 27 Jul 2008, 00:43 »

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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #36 on: 27 Jul 2008, 00:44 »

She'll be back soon.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #37 on: 27 Jul 2008, 01:46 »

And as she does we shall be hoping for crumpets
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #38 on: 27 Jul 2008, 02:01 »

*All the Gentlemen in club laugh raucously*
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #39 on: 27 Jul 2008, 02:06 »

Bah, humbug!
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« Reply #40 on: 27 Jul 2008, 04:06 »

I do say, Ebenezer, your lack of enthusiasm for the great holiday of Christmas suggests an involvement with the atheistic Socialist revolutionaries of the Russian Empire. What say you, gentlemen, shall we expel this pinko?
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #41 on: 27 Jul 2008, 04:48 »

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« Reply #42 on: 27 Jul 2008, 04:54 »

I have a soft spot in my heart for these Socialists you speak of, dear Patrick.

Expel, I say not. 'Haps a hefty fine shall do the trick.
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« Reply #43 on: 27 Jul 2008, 05:47 »

A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of Communism.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #44 on: 27 Jul 2008, 08:24 »

I was trying to play the part! I've got nothing against women, 'cept maybe Clinton and a few old school teachers  :-P

But Clinton isn't a woman.  Show me a picture of Clinton Pregnant, and I'll show you a cleverly photoshopped image.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #45 on: 27 Jul 2008, 08:42 »

Gentlemen, my mutton chops are coming along in fine style, if I do say so myself.

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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #46 on: 27 Jul 2008, 09:14 »

One would like to exclaim to the honourable gentlemen here present that this is indeed the best thread, what what.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #47 on: 27 Jul 2008, 09:15 »

*a chorus of "INDEED" arises from the gentlemen*
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #48 on: 27 Jul 2008, 10:27 »

HUZZAH!

Very good show indeed, gentlemen. What say we each mix another gin and talk about the good old days.

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« Reply #49 on: 27 Jul 2008, 10:46 »

The only thing that could possibly redeem this thread is Pintsize arriving with his monocle.
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