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Re: ba ba da da i need help with my girlfriend
« Reply #50 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:13 »

My girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm mean. Seriously, the fuck is her problem?

She's probably a lesbian. You're better off man, go find some hookers.

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Re: ba ba da da i need help with my girlfriend
« Reply #51 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:15 »

"slut" is a noun

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« Reply #52 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:17 »

The fact that a 14 year old can be safely described as a slut either means that I have severely repressed my memories from when I was 14 year olds or else the whole world went to hell in a handbasket in around half a decade.

Also, slut is a noun (The slut walked) or an adjective (The way Sally walk makes her look like such a slut.) At least, I think?
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« Reply #53 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:18 »

Did you just use the word "slut" to describe a 12 year old girl? Because I'm pretty sure there are more appropriate adjectives.

Hey, I'm sure you know a hell of a lot more about my personal situations than me. Because you were there, and I wouldn't know what words to use to describe what happened.

And wake up, this is England. Slut is more appropriate than is pleasant to imagine, in most cases.

Stop posting replies whilst I type! 18 for the long message, one when I clicked reply and one when I clicked post..And then another one whilst writing this.

edit: I'm pretty sure they played rugby.
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Re: ba ba da da i need help with my girlfriend
« Reply #54 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:18 »

when i was twelve i knew other twelve year olds who could be appropriately described as slutty. i mean, it's not like some of them weren't guys.
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Re: ba ba da da i need help with my girlfriend
« Reply #55 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:19 »

The sluts are getting younger and younger.

Ever seen the movie Little Miss Sunshine? That movie parodies well the insurgence of slutty 12 year olds. I think the OP and anyone else that age shouldn't be so hung up on getting their brains fucked out as early as possible.

Because everyone knows, if you haven't had your dick blown 9000 times before the age of 16, you just fail at life.
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« Reply #56 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:22 »

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Ever seen the movie Little Miss Sunshine? That movie parodies well the insurgence of slutty 12 year olds. I think the OP and anyone else that age shouldn't be so hung up on getting their brains fucked out as early as possible.

Hey, we're not..At least, the majority of people I know aren't. Sure, they talk about it all the time, but they aren't gonna do it for at least a couple more years.
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Re: ba ba da da i need help with my girlfriend
« Reply #57 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:27 »

yeah, i came back just to say this.
there were fucking four pregnant girls in my fifth grade year.
which is sad.
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Re: ba ba da da i need help with my girlfriend
« Reply #58 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:28 »

an adjective (The way Sally walk makes her look like such a slut.) At least, I think?

Nope, still a noun (the "a" gives it away.) "Slutty" is an adjective, so you could say "The way Sally walks makes her look slutty."

Although, for all I know it is used as an adjective in California. "She is so slut" totally sounds like something Californians would say.
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« Reply #59 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:30 »

yeah, i came back just to say this.
there were fucking four pregnant girls in my fifth grade year.
which is sad.

But the advice from a fellow 14 year old passes straight under the radar?

Roxie- when you're 14, half the rugby players are still pussies. They don't start to get weeded out until 16 or 17 so.
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Re: ba ba da da i need help with my girlfriend
« Reply #60 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:32 »

Did you just use the word "slut" to describe a 12 year old girl? Because I'm pretty sure there are more appropriate adjectives.

I don't really understand the word in general to be completely honest.

Basically, I worked out that I missed one day of school back in March of 1997 because I had a pretty bad cough. Turns out that was the exact day they explained to everyone why sex and sexuality is a crime. I never caught up. To this day I think sex is a natural thing that everyone does and that we should all be mature and comfortable with. Boy does it ever get me in trouble!
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« Reply #61 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:33 »

Geez, that's worse. Rugby players can be brutal as I understand-- poor, poor girl. *ouch*

All of the guys I know who play Rugby actually seem like they'd be pretty gentle under the sheets. The guys have always seemed kind of sweet. The girls who play rugby are kind of intimidating. 
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Re: ba ba da da i need help with my girlfriend
« Reply #62 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:36 »

Most of the girls that play rugby that I know are terrifying, and I should know I played on the team for a while. I left because they were really cliquey though, I still like the game.

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Re: ba ba da da i need help with my girlfriend
« Reply #63 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:39 »

an adjective (The way Sally walk makes her look like such a slut.) At least, I think?

Nope, still a noun (the "a" gives it away.) "Slutty" is an adjective, so you could say "The way Sally walks makes her look slutty."

Although, for all I know it is used as an adjective in California. "She is so slut" totally sounds like something Californians would say.

Thanks! Also, I lived in California for 14 years, and I never heard 'Slut' used in that way. However, I have heard it used as a curse (Slut!), a string of curses (You Effing Slutty Slut!), and as a verb (Oh, she just sluts for a living). The word 'slut', like the profession, apparently gets around.

Also, tommydiski, I hear they have intensive study camps for that. Or is that catching the gays? I always get them mixed up.
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Re: ba ba da da i need help with my girlfriend
« Reply #64 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:44 »

a verb (Oh, she just sluts for a living)

The use of "slut" as a verb is amazing. I'll have to remember that one.

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Re: ba ba da da i need help with my girlfriend
« Reply #65 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:47 »

Man how the fuck did I miss out on this thread. God damnit.
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Re: ba ba da da i need help with my girlfriend
« Reply #66 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:53 »

So is this thread for our own 14 year old girl troubles?

Because I might have gotten a couple pregnant and can't afford nine abortions, and none of them are old enough to have jobs.

Their dads are going to be so mads
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Re: ba ba da da i need help with my girlfriend
« Reply #67 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:54 »

there were fucking four pregnant girls in my fifth grade year.

What the fuck? Isn't fifth grade when you're like ten or eleven? Now that's just pretty fucking ridiculous. I'm not even sure I knew exactly how sex worked at that point, let alone how to go about persuading someone to do it with me.

Also, this thread gets a funny picture out of another funny picture.
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Re: ba ba da da i need help with my girlfriend
« Reply #68 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:56 »

i use slut as a verb in the context "slutting around".
it's not meant to be an insult, when i use it. sometimes i just am not sure what other word i should be using instead. it's a silly casual word. i think it is okay to be promiscuous as long as the person in question is responsible about it.
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« Reply #69 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:56 »


Roxie- when you're 14, half the rugby players are still pussies. They don't start to get weeded out until 16 or 17 so.

Who says she's sleeping with rugby players her own age??


Well, uh, as you can plainly see from these posts right up here...I did. Cos, y'know, it was a part of my life.

Whilst we're on the joke of underage sex, here's a joke that disturbed the hell out of me (it was in real life).

What's better than sex with twenty nine year olds?

Twenty one nine year olds!
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Re: ba ba da da i need help with my girlfriend
« Reply #70 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:59 »

dogg you said it wrong:

What's the best thing about sex with twenty nine year olds?

There are twenty of them!

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« Reply #71 on: 19 Aug 2008, 14:59 »

What the fuck? Isn't fifth grade when you're like ten or eleven? Now that's just pretty fucking ridiculous. I'm not even sure I knew exactly how sex worked at that point, let alone how to go about persuading someone to do it with me.

5th grade was the first time I had sex ed. I remember one girl fainted during the description of penile erection. Another girl really liked the word Urethra and announced that she wanted to use it as the name of her first child.
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« Reply #72 on: 19 Aug 2008, 15:00 »

i use slut as a verb in the context "slutting around".
it's not meant to be an insult, when i use it. sometimes i just am not sure what other word i should be using instead. it's a silly casual word. i think it is okay to be promiscuous as long as the person in question is responsible about it.

Yeah it's hard to distinguish via the internet, but I have never really been a fan of using the term slut to be an insult. Sex is so fucking rad, how could having a lot of it be a bad thing. Also, "she is SO slut" is in my vocabulary now and there's no way I am getting rid of it.
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« Reply #73 on: 19 Aug 2008, 15:03 »

Jens, this thread reinforces my belief that you are one of my favorite people of all time.

Please continue being awesome.
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« Reply #74 on: 19 Aug 2008, 15:04 »

dogg you said it wrong:

What's the best thing about sex with twenty nine year olds?

There are twenty of them!

Hehe. Actually, the best thing to do is to say

'hey, you like sex with twenty nine year olds?'
'well, sure...'
*picks up phone, slowly dials 999 (or 911 or whatever) whilst giving wierd looks*
'what you doing?'
'well, hell, I gotta report a paedophile...'
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Re: ba ba da da i need help with my girlfriend
« Reply #75 on: 19 Aug 2008, 15:05 »

What is the best thing about having sex with a thirteen year old?
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« Reply #76 on: 19 Aug 2008, 15:06 »

Solitary confinement after you're done?
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« Reply #77 on: 19 Aug 2008, 15:08 »

a lot of it has to do with voice inflection and so on. i am not usually offended when friends call me a slut, and vice versa, because it is not usually said in a malicious or hurtful way - to me it's just a word that describes someone who's really promiscuous. sometimes i do things that are pretty slutty and the word makes sense. i probably wouldn't call anybody a slut whom i didn't know well enough for them to understand that i am not trying to insult them. it's just a much more casual and fun word than "promiscuous" or "sexually active" or any of that freaky clinical sounding stuff.
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« Reply #78 on: 19 Aug 2008, 15:13 »

Solitary confinement after you're done?

You can slick back their hair in the shower and pretend they are nine.
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« Reply #80 on: 19 Aug 2008, 15:15 »

Are we gonna stop debating the word slut and stop making me feel guilty for diverting the topic?



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« Reply #81 on: 19 Aug 2008, 15:20 »

Are we gonna stop debating the word slut and stop making me feel guilty for diverting the topic?

Probably not, though we seem to have moved on to jokes about sex with minors now.

Here's a classic someone once told me:

A man comes home to find his lover packing her bags. "What's going on?" he asks.
"I'm leaving you," she says.
"Why?" he asks.
"Because I heard a rumor that you were a pedophile," she says.
He looks at her, astounded, and says, "my, that's a really big word for an 8 year old."
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« Reply #82 on: 19 Aug 2008, 15:25 »

I can't decide whether you're saying mentioning my typing skills is good or bad, but I guess you're saying bad. Hell, I just wanted to brag.

Well, I'm all out of pedophile jokes (I don't have many), but you guys tell me a couple more so I can throw it into cultured conversation.
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« Reply #83 on: 19 Aug 2008, 15:30 »

Anyways-

If you mean the derailing, I don't much. If you mean the typing skills, thanks, I guess.

Dude, we just derailed a derailing derailed thread. Do we get some kind of medal?

Roxie_Vinyl- Some people don't actually have enough brain power to understand cause and effect.
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« Reply #84 on: 19 Aug 2008, 15:31 »

As long as sluts put out, I'm down.
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« Reply #85 on: 19 Aug 2008, 15:34 »

Utter madness. I love it.
My opinion on the word slut- It's an insult because while sex is a great thing, sleeping with anything that breathes kills the joy and novelty of it. IMHO, it's much better to meet someone special and get to know them and have sex with them and learn together what an amazing experience it can be.
The alternative being fumbling around at the age of 12 and dealing with an STD at the age of 15.

... that is my opinion on sluttiness. Um I'm done.

I generally tend to agree with you for my personal life. I don't sleep around a lot. But I don't look down on people who do. I also think it's very possible to sleep with a lot of people in a healthy and responsible way.
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« Reply #86 on: 19 Aug 2008, 15:34 »

If they didn't, we'd be talking something seriously bad here man. Like the time space continuum rupturing. But worse.

Roxie- If you're surrounded by them all day every day, you figure it out.  Just 'cos I'm young don't mean I'm daft.
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« Reply #87 on: 19 Aug 2008, 15:37 »

I can't believe I missed this...
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« Reply #88 on: 19 Aug 2008, 15:48 »

Sluts are not so bad, guys. Tommydski used to be a slut and we all like him, don't we?
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« Reply #89 on: 19 Aug 2008, 15:49 »

i first had sex at a pretty young age. of the 20-30 people i've slept with i was only in a committed relationship with two of them. to each their own, i guess? everyone's always told me that sex has to be this beautiful exclusive thing but frankly i just like having sex. everyone is different and every experience is different. i've never regretted having it so young and i've always been responsible with it. i've found that both sleeping with someone you really care about and sleeping with someone because it's just fun are pretty wonderful experiences for their own reasons.

mostly i just get annoyed when people assume that being promiscuous or having sex at an early age automatically leads to stds and unwanted pregancies. as long as i've been having sex i've also known how to put on a condom. i'm not a complete idiot.
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« Reply #90 on: 19 Aug 2008, 15:51 »

Hopefully not as young as those jokes in here.

But, of course, it's none of our business. I can feel this kinda trailing off, so is someone gonna lock it? Or do we just carry on until it's flogging a dead horse?
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« Reply #91 on: 19 Aug 2008, 15:52 »

 FIE, POX-RIDDEN STRUMPET!
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« Reply #92 on: 19 Aug 2008, 15:54 »

Sluts are not so bad, guys. Tommydski used to be a slut and we all like him, don't we?

Your girlfriend does.

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« Reply #93 on: 19 Aug 2008, 15:59 »

Sorry, I'm actually plain old regular tommydski with a silent P. I'm just using this account for a while until I decide what to do with my ten thousandth post.
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« Reply #94 on: 19 Aug 2008, 16:01 »

no jens you contribute lots and it is awesome. keep doing your thing.
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« Reply #95 on: 19 Aug 2008, 16:01 »

Sluts are not so bad, guys. Tommydski used to be a slut and we all like him, don't we?

Tommy is still a slut. And I think we like him most of the time.
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« Reply #96 on: 19 Aug 2008, 16:02 »

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« Reply #97 on: 19 Aug 2008, 16:04 »

hence, only most of the time.
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« Reply #98 on: 19 Aug 2008, 16:08 »

this thread is moving too fast for me to keep up so i'll just say this:

fun fact: the youngest recorded person to give birth was FIVE YEARS OLD at the time. her son was raised most of his life believing his mom was his sister. nobody knows how she got pregnant and she never told.
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« Reply #99 on: 19 Aug 2008, 16:11 »

I am sure it is possible for a baby to be born pregnant, but normally that pregnancy (the babies, and possibly the mothers) fails.
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