Holy shit, those comments are hilarious. I especially liked this one, since Trainspotting was just on tv the other night.
"Choose Twilight. Choose a blog. Choose a screen name. Choose Edward. Choose Jacob. Choose YouTube, no common sense, and public humiliation. Choose quote tattoos. Choose creepy stalking. Choose no friends. Choose prom dresses and matching sparkles. Choose Hot Topic and wondering who the fuck punched you on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on your couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing MTV vids, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable theater, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up actors you begged to bite you. Choose your future. Choose Twilight."