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Pick-Up Line Thread
« on: 15 Sep 2008, 20:27 »

Do you work at Subway?
Because you're giving me a footlong  :wink:
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #1 on: 15 Sep 2008, 20:47 »

Don't flatter yourself
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #2 on: 15 Sep 2008, 20:48 »

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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #3 on: 15 Sep 2008, 21:01 »

Hey baby what has two thumbs and likes to fuck
THIS THREAD
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #4 on: 15 Sep 2008, 21:30 »

that thread is as ancient and wrinkly as John McCain's scrotum
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #5 on: 15 Sep 2008, 21:37 »

stealin' from myself

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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #6 on: 15 Sep 2008, 21:52 »

YOU AND I SHOULD FUCK
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #7 on: 15 Sep 2008, 22:09 »

WHAT'S A LOVELY GIRL LIKE YOU DOING IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?

YOU'RE A MAN? WHAT A COINCIDENCE, SO AM I.

WE SHOULD FUCK.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #8 on: 15 Sep 2008, 22:18 »

that thread is as ancient and wrinkly as John McCain's scrotum

Let me know if that pickup line works on anything
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #9 on: 15 Sep 2008, 22:20 »

WHAT'S A LOVELY GIRL LIKE YOU DOING IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?

YOU'RE A MAN? WHAT A COINCIDENCE, SO AM I.

WE SHOULD FUCK.

Epic win!
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #10 on: 15 Sep 2008, 22:20 »

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #11 on: 15 Sep 2008, 22:27 »

Hey man, this must be sick as hell.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #12 on: 15 Sep 2008, 22:56 »

what's a cute boy like you doing in a ridiculous replay of a thread that was lame the first time around like this?
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #13 on: 15 Sep 2008, 23:05 »

 Do ya wanna fuck
 Do ya wanna fuck
 Tonight?
 Do ya wanna put your legs behind your head
 And take this dick like a champ, girl?
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #14 on: 15 Sep 2008, 23:13 »

The most effective one I have ever heard of is from Les Nessman (WKRP In Cincinnati):  "Hello.  I'm enormously wealthy".
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #15 on: 16 Sep 2008, 01:47 »

A guy I worked with apparently knew someone that would get results with the line, "I will fucking ruin you." I have no idea either.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #16 on: 16 Sep 2008, 06:56 »

Guys, do you want to hear my pickup line? This one actually worked:

Me: (to guy wearing black fingerless hobo gloves) I like your gloves. Can I have them?
Him: Uh, well you can't have the gloves, but you can have me. I come with the gloves.
Me: That will do. Dance?
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #17 on: 16 Sep 2008, 08:47 »

"Hey baby, did you know I'm a beatboxer?"
"Um, yes / um, no"
"Well, do you know what they say about us beatboxers?"
"What's that?"
"We're good with our mouths ;)"

*Cue sex*

Hasn't actually worked :(
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #18 on: 16 Sep 2008, 08:54 »

Honey, honey see me
Behind my Gameboy
I got game girl
It comes easy
Let go your shoulders
My popsicle it’s so sweetsie
slam back that sparks
Don’t hesitate
And you believe me
Ya bitch believe me
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #19 on: 16 Sep 2008, 10:38 »

A dude on my other forum knows a guy who has the most interestingly frank technique. Apparently he does this on a weekly basis.

He just walks up to girls, points at their breasts and says "Sup with those titties?"

The more I mull over this, the more surreal it becomes.

i have a friend who uses almost this exact same line in several different variations.

one hilarious example that comes to mind was at a party at my house when him and this girl were really drunk and got in to a huge fight with each other (they didn't know each other)....because frankly he's kind of an asshole. so anyway, they're fighting and she's screaming at the top of her lungs "YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE!" to which he calmly replied "Yeah, so? Wanna make out about it?" and, of course, she replies "Yes."
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #20 on: 16 Sep 2008, 10:53 »

Guys, do you want to hear my pickup line? This one actually worked:

Me: (to guy wearing black fingerless hobo gloves) I like your gloves. Can I have them?
Him: Uh, well you can't have the gloves, but you can have me. I come with the gloves.
Me: That will do. Dance?

sounds more like he had the pickup line
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #21 on: 16 Sep 2008, 11:30 »

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #22 on: 16 Sep 2008, 11:39 »

"Gosh my knees are killing me!"
"Aw why?
"Well see, I hurt my right knee at Christmas and my left knee at Easter..."
"Really? Bad luck"
"Yeah, want to spend some time between the holidays?"


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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #23 on: 16 Sep 2008, 13:01 »

Heyooooooooo
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #24 on: 16 Sep 2008, 13:17 »

Now I would never call myself a master of picking up the guys...But here's one that I've used once that had some good results:


"Hi."
"Hello."
"So, um, did you know that thanks to a new law based on Affirmative Action, it is now required that all Minorities be given a shot in the "random sex with strangers" field?
"Are you shitting me?
"No. (After a pause) So, how about we meet that minority quota?"



It was awkward and random and got me some pretty sweet make outs...
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #25 on: 16 Sep 2008, 13:33 »

Rock. Paper. Scissors.

It works every time, as long as you always pick rock. And tell them "I always pick rock"

Then there's the kangaroo in denmark eating an orange thing...
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #26 on: 16 Sep 2008, 14:15 »

"I think we're alone now..."
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #27 on: 16 Sep 2008, 14:52 »

Hey guys hey guys, being a sincere, charming, interesting person.

I know right? What the hell.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #28 on: 16 Sep 2008, 15:16 »

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

I was totally going to make a roofie joke... but you beat me to the basic idea.

 :-D - So classy!
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #29 on: 16 Sep 2008, 15:38 »

Works every time, and hey! You don't even have to call the next day!

As far as being sincere, charming, and interesting... that is a dangerous road that can lead straight to Friend. Population: No sex.

Oh yeah. I got class. :wink:

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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #30 on: 16 Sep 2008, 16:01 »

Are you my mom? Because I'd like to live at your place.

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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #31 on: 16 Sep 2008, 16:45 »

Are you an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #32 on: 16 Sep 2008, 16:48 »

get in the car or i'll fucking kill you.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #33 on: 16 Sep 2008, 16:53 »

My friend called her friend's house and rather than getting her friend on the other line, it was her confused, drunk alcoholic father.  He was operating under the belief that he was being prank called and damn if he didn't just supply me with the best pickup line.

"I- I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!  I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!  NOW I KNOW WHAT HER TITTIES LOOK  LIKE!"
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #34 on: 16 Sep 2008, 16:57 »

get in the car or i'll fucking kill you.

EDIT: Ah, Anna quoted me already. Thanks Anna!
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #35 on: 16 Sep 2008, 17:48 »

you must be a mathematician because you're bubling over with secs...
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #36 on: 16 Sep 2008, 18:32 »

that one really does have a very high success rate.
i mean, so i hear.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #37 on: 16 Sep 2008, 19:11 »

you'll stop wondering if you know what's good for you
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #38 on: 16 Sep 2008, 19:15 »

Honey, honey see me
Behind my Gameboy
I got game girl
It comes easy
Let go your shoulders
My popsicle it’s so sweetsie
slam back that sparks
Don’t hesitate
And you believe me
Ya bitch believe me
Lines from ANY Spank Rock song are never an appropriate pick up line...or perhaps they are the most appropriate. I can't really decide now...
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #39 on: 16 Sep 2008, 19:31 »

Man see, I am looking at girls pickup lines and thinking why the fuck they need them.  Here is the best ladies pickup line for a bar or a club or something, ok?  You walk up to a guy and if there is a seat you sit next to him or if not then stand beside him and say "Hey!" and then you smile at him.  Unless the dude is already taken, gay or a remarkable douchebag then everything after that is pretty much just formalities.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #40 on: 16 Sep 2008, 19:37 »

Also: "Man, I ain't got laid since I killed my wife.  You busy tonight, dollface?"
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #41 on: 16 Sep 2008, 19:41 »

Unless the dude is already taken, gay or a remarkable douchebag

You forgot totally oblivious.

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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #42 on: 16 Sep 2008, 19:47 »

So do you take it in the ass, or am I wasting my time here?
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« Reply #43 on: 16 Sep 2008, 20:32 »

Works for guys AND girls!
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #44 on: 16 Sep 2008, 20:49 »

Lines from ANY Spank Rock song are never an appropriate pick up line...or perhaps they are the most appropriate. I can't really decide now...

I think confusion and dissatisfaction would be the end result.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #45 on: 16 Sep 2008, 21:14 »

"Hey um, I think my bra just came undone.  Be a dear and hold up my boobs while I do it back up?"  (stick out chest)
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #46 on: 16 Sep 2008, 21:52 »

Are you free tonight or is this gonna cost me?
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #47 on: 16 Sep 2008, 22:06 »

Hey babe, how about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #48 on: 17 Sep 2008, 00:56 »

My brother has an old Arabic language course that supplies the following:

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"I love you and my he-camel loves your she-camel"

"If you do not marry me, I will kill you"

I'm sure they both sound better in Arabic...
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #49 on: 17 Sep 2008, 01:14 »

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

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Now that is a good one.
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