Topic: Pick-Up Line Thread (Read 32590 times)

Spluff · « **Reply #100 on:** 23 Sep 2008, 03:34 »

so i guess we've learnt our lesson. all swimmers are inbred. which, in this context means that tommy's swimmers are inbred.

wait, that doesn't make sense. i.. i am sorry guys, this was not supposed to happen. i am very sorry.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #101 on:** 23 Sep 2008, 05:08 »

If all the best swimmers are inbred, does that mean there is a hidden Olympic gold medalist in Appalachia?

Now we need a good incest pick-up line, and I can't think of a one.

jhocking · « **Reply #102 on:** 23 Sep 2008, 07:06 »

Quote from: Stryc9Fuego on 23 Sep 2008, 05:08

Now we need a good incest pick-up line, and I can't think of a one.

"Hey babe, why don't we go back to my place and swap stories about our mutual relatives?"

thegreatbuddha · « **Reply #103 on:** 23 Sep 2008, 10:12 »

Why go down the street when we could go across the hall?

Patatat · « **Reply #104 on:** 23 Sep 2008, 10:15 »

Can I stick it in your ass?

Beast · « **Reply #105 on:** 23 Sep 2008, 20:20 »

I want to do a jihad on your pussy.

Melodic · « **Reply #106 on:** 23 Sep 2008, 22:28 »

It was discussed, and I don't think I like that idea at all. I get bad images of dynamite-strapped erections.

Anyways, I like my "Hello, I care about your feelings and will go down on you if you reciprocate accordingly."

octodexy · « **Reply #107 on:** 23 Sep 2008, 22:34 »

I often wonder if this is effective.

"I promise I won't call you back, but you'll be glad, it's cool."

Vidya · « **Reply #108 on:** 24 Sep 2008, 12:40 »

"I have Parkinson's disease so you never have to worry about me stopping before you cum."

Tom · « **Reply #109 on:** 27 Sep 2008, 16:10 »

THE DOOR IS CLOSED I JUST LOCK IT, I PUT MY WALLPLUG IN YOUR SOCKET

Storm Rider · « **Reply #110 on:** 27 Sep 2008, 16:46 »

Two great pickup lines from that video:

"My blue jeans is tight, so onto my love rocket climb"
"Hey there love crusader, I want to be your space invader"

Tom · « **Reply #111 on:** 27 Sep 2008, 17:02 »

The whole little guide-book that it's part of is incredibly hilarious. God, I love Santo Cilauro

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #112 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 00:21 »

worst pick-up line award goes to: "i'm not trying to hit on you", followed by this really awkward up-and-down-glancy thing that indicates otherwise.
wtf. YOUR REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY, IT DOES NOT WORK ON ME.

this probably would if i was single though:
you're so hot, you're making me sexist. flight of the conchords references are clearly the way to my heart.

McTaggart · « **Reply #113 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 01:39 »

you're so beautiful
you could be a part time model
(but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job)

[the best part of not buying that album is that whenever I hear one of the songs it is still just amazing rather than just old hat]

DonInKansas · « **Reply #114 on:** 28 Sep 2008, 09:55 »

BOOBIES!!

Chicks dig it.

Nomicakes · « **Reply #115 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 10:18 »

I give head if you do.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #116 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 17:00 »

"Hi, i'm not very good at talking to strangers so do you just want to makeout instead?"

or

"I'm old enough to buy beer."

Those two have, in my experience, worked at least once.

Ballard · « **Reply #117 on:** 30 Sep 2008, 22:11 »

That first one, if pulled off properly (by the right person, with the right person, in the right situation) has the potential to be super cute and effective.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #118 on:** 03 Oct 2008, 13:20 »

And if pulled off improperly (by the wrong person, with the wrong person, in the wrong situation) has the potential to be devastating and included the chance of involving the police. Mine's more likely.

bob, just bob · « **Reply #119 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 08:24 »

this one actually worked for me at a party it was ridiculous.

"he, so I assigned all the girls in the room a number between 1-20 based on how hot they are then I rolled a D20 to see which one I was gonna hit on tonight... I rolled a 20"

she couldn't stop laughing, I was just glad she got the nerd reference, too many girls don't know what a D20 is.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #120 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 10:47 »

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE TRUCK

BEZERKER

WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKING FUCK

BEZERKER

0bsessions · « **Reply #121 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 10:58 »

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TICKING CLOCK

BERSERKER

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY COCK?

BERSERKER

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #122 on:** 06 Oct 2008, 12:44 »

For the 3 people who haven't seen BERZERKAAAR, here:
http://luckychannel.org/f/res/32.html

Jace · « **Reply #123 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 07:40 »

Quote from: bob, just bob on 06 Oct 2008, 08:24

this one actually worked for me at a party it was ridiculous.

"he, so I assigned all the girls in the room a number between 1-20 based on how hot they are then I rolled a D20 to see which one I was gonna hit on tonight... I rolled a 20"

she couldn't stop laughing, I was just glad she got the nerd reference, too many girls don't know what a D20 is.

What you didn't say was whether the 20 was on the high or low end

Jace · « **Reply #124 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 08:40 »

Quote from: Jeans on 07 Oct 2008, 08:31

Have you played DnD before, Pants?

You should.

I had a level 5 Holy Champion of Hurrian that was awesome.
I really enjoyed the Exalted game I was in though. And I was actually pretty into the Mutants and Masterminds game we had started.

I play these games, they are part of my life.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #125 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 12:53 »

Then you know that the [Natural 20] made her a critical hit.

I've got another horrible pick-up line: "Here, drink this: it'll make me funnier."

Jace · « **Reply #126 on:** 07 Oct 2008, 13:00 »

Ahh, I figured that's what you were doing there. Niiiice.

LittleKey · « **Reply #127 on:** 09 Oct 2008, 23:57 »

Quote from: tommydski on 19 Jul 2006, 17:40

my friend verity claims i once used the line "i bet i'd like your underwear" on a friend of hers while circus drunk.

it tickled her so much she even put it in a song.

Taken from the other really old pickup line thread. I just really like this one hahaha.

And my contribution... "I find you very attractive, and I'd like to get to know you." The simple stuff works the best, either the girl rejects you or she appreciates the sincerity and yeah, icebreaker. and speaking of that, i also like all the ones talking about penguins and stuff breaking the ice.

Also, I really want to bring back that older thread mentioned a few posts down on the first page, because it's hilarious and has some good lines in it. But i'd probably get chewed out so I won't.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #128 on:** 10 Oct 2008, 00:20 »

Quote from: LittleKey on 09 Oct 2008, 23:57

And my contribution... "I find you very attractive, and I'd like to get to know you." The simple stuff works the best, either the girl rejects you or she appreciates the sincerity

Winner.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #129 on:** 10 Oct 2008, 00:34 »

I guess that works.

If you're gay.

And you're hitting on a gay man.

With little umbrellas in a fruity little drink.

And a pink tutu.

Fags.

("I want to put my little umbrella in your fruity drink" does not work, I bet.)

Ozymandias · « **Reply #130 on:** 10 Oct 2008, 00:39 »

I'm just saying, stop being so megagay.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #131 on:** 10 Oct 2008, 04:09 »

"I'm attracted to you and I want to get to know you better" certainly worked the one time I used it to pick up a guy.

Liz · « **Reply #132 on:** 10 Oct 2008, 07:32 »

That line would work on me, Jordan. And I am not a gay man.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #133 on:** 10 Oct 2008, 07:49 »

"I have a working penis" would work on you, Liz.

(Because you like penises so much. Especially when they work.)

Liz · « **Reply #134 on:** 10 Oct 2008, 08:00 »

Actually if I guy said that to me I would probably stare in awe for a second and walk away.

Honestly. I flirt with people on the internet a lot. It's fun! But I do actually have standards, you know. Not just anyone can get into my pants.

Liz · « **Reply #135 on:** 10 Oct 2008, 10:11 »

Oh come on now. I don't allow non-humans into my pants.

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #136 on:** 10 Oct 2008, 10:39 »

Quote from: Jeans on 10 Oct 2008, 10:17

speciesist

I think it may be more of a non-furryist. Which is quite normal.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #137 on:** 10 Oct 2008, 13:10 »

I was gonna make a joke about killing the non-humans in your pants with a special shampoo, but I couldn't get it to come together right.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #138 on:** 10 Oct 2008, 13:28 »

Oh Liz.

calenlass · « **Reply #139 on:** 10 Oct 2008, 18:10 »

Liz doesn't use sex toys, guys. That is what she is really saying.

Liz · « **Reply #140 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 11:03 »

Oh May.

Also I am double quoted in your sig now? Nice.

Tom · « **Reply #141 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 13:44 »

Quote from: Misconception on 10 Oct 2008, 10:11

Oh come on now. I don't allow non-humans into my pants.

Dead people are still human, albeit dead.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #142 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 13:45 »

This thread went from being funny-creepy to just creepy really suddenly

Ballard · « **Reply #143 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 14:40 »

Seriously kids, moving the fuck on..

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #144 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 15:33 »

To what? More pick-up lines?

calenlass · « **Reply #145 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 16:52 »

Was mine creepy? I was just trying to pick apart what she meant by "non-human".

Ballard · « **Reply #146 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 16:58 »

No Katie, it was more the necrophilia thing..

There's nothing creepy about (conventional) sex toys.

Patatat · « **Reply #147 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 17:01 »

I am studyin' "a broad", wanna be my thesis?

De_El · « **Reply #148 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 20:07 »

To get your arm around a chap or lady next to you: "If you were a pirate, would you have a parrot on this shoulder [gesture to the closer] or this shoulder [gesture to the farther]?"

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #149 on:** 12 Oct 2008, 20:22 »

No no, gesture to the farther first, then the closer.

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