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Author Topic: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?  (Read 3776 times)

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When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« on: 26 Jan 2009, 04:10 »

http://moms4sarahpalin.blogspot.com/

Just a few excerpts:

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So, King Obama may want to mind his own business since he seems to be having a tough time with that so far, and refrain from telling free Americans who they may or may not listen to on the free airways of this great nation.

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Today, B. Hussein Obama, appearing dazed and confused, signed four executive orders designed to impede the further prosecution of war efforts against terrorist powers allied against the United States.

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Nevertheless, Obama is committed to dismantling military apparatus that have played integral roles in our national security. Naturally, this give rise to the question, "whose side is B. Hussein Obama on?"

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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #1 on: 26 Jan 2009, 04:49 »

50% muslin 50% rayon



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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #2 on: 26 Jan 2009, 05:00 »

It's like GodHatesFags made a bonus round or something.
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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #3 on: 26 Jan 2009, 05:03 »

Man, so women who rabidly support Sarah Palin are actually fucking imbeciles? Who knew?

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I admire that, and I know without a doubt that one day, when the classified materials are de-classified, when the truth is really known, President Bush will go down in history as one of the greatest Presidents this nation has ever known.

Yeah, okay, right. I honestly can't even be outraged about this level of idiocy anymore, I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #4 on: 26 Jan 2009, 05:24 »

The saddest thing - her poor daughter is homeschooled.
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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #5 on: 26 Jan 2009, 05:36 »

In other news, a group of fat white stay-at-home mothers with big asses and cars and small minds and levels of tolerance for anything new or unusual congregate on the internet to pat each other's wobbly backs in support for their savior. Film after I am done puking.
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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #7 on: 26 Jan 2009, 07:16 »

Has anyone recorded that? Because it's awesome.
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« Reply #8 on: 26 Jan 2009, 08:35 »

Snalin want to split the work and go through the speech transcripts, find the corresponding words in his speeches, record them and put them over the music?
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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #9 on: 26 Jan 2009, 09:25 »

It's like GodHatesFags made a bonus round or something.

That was GodHatesSweden.
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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #10 on: 26 Jan 2009, 09:37 »

In other news, a group of fat white stay-at-home mothers with big asses and cars and small minds and levels of tolerance for anything new or unusual congregate on the internet to pat each other's wobbly backs in support for their savior. Film after I am done puking.

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congregate on the internet

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This actually IS news.
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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #11 on: 26 Jan 2009, 11:41 »

Wow, that Dick Morris article there is absolutely amazing. It's amazing that a) someone so idiotic can publish books or b) something so biased is accepted as anything other than propaganda.
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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #12 on: 26 Jan 2009, 12:00 »

It's like GodHatesFags made a bonus round or something.

That was GodHatesSweden.

No no that was just level 2, I mean a true bonus round.
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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #13 on: 26 Jan 2009, 12:11 »

The most dangerous kind of person are the kind who believe in everything they say in total ignorance or denial of empirical fact.
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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #14 on: 26 Jan 2009, 12:13 »

I don't understand, to quote Stephen Fry: "If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?" This... lady appears to have no idea what is going on and carefully filters reality through a fine mesh screen of what she wants to see, so why not just make the world happier if you do that?
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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #15 on: 26 Jan 2009, 12:18 »

She has probably been doing so for the last 8 years. Under her world view, the Republican control of the Bush Years was a happy, good, safe time to be an American. Now, new information is intruding on her happy world: a man who looks different from her and has strange, new ideas is all of a sudden president. When we receive information that contradicts our world view and we are unable to adjust our world view to account for the new information, we tend to become angry.
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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #16 on: 26 Jan 2009, 12:26 »

Obama told Republican lawmakers in Congress that "you can't just listen to Rush Limbaugh and get things done." How is this a challenge of their 'right' to listen to a blindsided republican 'political' commentator? All he's saying is that lawmaking needs to fully take into account every one, that is not just right wing agendas and the whims of one person/man behind the curtain.
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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #17 on: 26 Jan 2009, 14:56 »

Yeah, but if you quote things out of context, you can make somebody say whatever you want them to. Rather like when somebody chopped up a bunch of Bush speeches and turned the parts into a very mindfucky version of U2's "Sunday, Bloody Sunday".
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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #18 on: 26 Jan 2009, 15:03 »

All he's saying is that lawmaking needs to fully take into account every one, that is not just right wing agendas and the whims of one person/man behind the curtain.

exactly.

that kind of thing is totally unacceptable to people like her.
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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #19 on: 26 Jan 2009, 15:44 »

Even without context, 'just' is near removable and shows the intention exactly.
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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #20 on: 26 Jan 2009, 18:15 »

Oh dear God, it's tracker recorded me...

*Turns on Proxy*

OK.

This lady makes me so sad.

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Also, Bred, not Bread. Also, He wasn't "Bred" Muslim.
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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #21 on: 26 Jan 2009, 18:25 »

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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #22 on: 26 Jan 2009, 18:28 »

In fairness, if you haven't seen the original photo from which the thread derives its title, the joke will probably not be apparent.

Anyone got that photo handy?
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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #23 on: 26 Jan 2009, 18:29 »


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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #24 on: 26 Jan 2009, 18:31 »

Let's be fair. If there were spellcheck IRL, it would get really fucking annoying.
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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #25 on: 26 Jan 2009, 18:56 »

I also wouldn't be surprised if the "bread" part of the typo wasn't accidentally included because of memories of this delightful post:
http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,20434.msg717305.html#msg717305


I know I for one thought of both images when I saw this thread title. It put a smile on my face.
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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #26 on: 26 Jan 2009, 20:16 »

After reading the title, I couldn't stop picturing:

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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #27 on: 27 Jan 2009, 00:34 »

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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #28 on: 27 Jan 2009, 02:38 »

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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #29 on: 27 Jan 2009, 13:31 »

You with your crack pot ideas
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Re: When will a half-bread Muslin get a break?
« Reply #30 on: 27 Jan 2009, 15:36 »

I also wouldn't be surprised if the "bread" part of the typo wasn't accidentally included because of memories of this delightful post:
http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,20434.msg717305.html#msg717305


I know I for one thought of both images when I saw this thread title. It put a smile on my face.
Oh the crushing irony. That guy's behavior is probably the reason he's using the site in the first place.


Guess I found something new to troll. =|
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