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Re: Who would win in a fight.
« Reply #50 on: 01 Jul 2009, 19:40 »

Now I'm just imagining a Dirty Dozen style movie peopled entirely with former U.S. presidents from various eras.
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Re: Who would win in a fight.
« Reply #51 on: 01 Jul 2009, 20:23 »

This quote and the story behind it will tell you pretty much everything you need to know about Jackson:

Quote from:  Thomas Hart Benton, Politician and Soldier
"General Jackson was a very great man, sir. I shot him."


Actually, he shot Jackson twice. It was during a tavern brawl, and he was General Jackson's aide-de-camp at the time. They would remain political allies for the rest of their lives.
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Re: Who would win in a fight.
« Reply #52 on: 01 Jul 2009, 21:44 »

Capone.  Manson was a coward who got others to do his dirty work whereas Capone once personally killed a guy with a baseball bat at a fancy dinner for pissing him off.
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Re: Who would win in a fight.
« Reply #53 on: 02 Jul 2009, 00:40 »

At the risk of being boring, I have to ask: Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan?
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Re: Who would win in a fight.
« Reply #54 on: 02 Jul 2009, 09:37 »

Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan is only trained in stage combat.
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Re: Who would win in a fight.
« Reply #55 on: 02 Jul 2009, 09:44 »

Deep Purple vs. Black Sabbath

Lineup is 1969 Purple, original Sabbath lineup but with Dio as well to even out the numbers.

Fistfight.
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Re: Who would win in a fight.
« Reply #56 on: 02 Jul 2009, 09:58 »

Fucking hell dude Sabbath are you kidding me. Ozzy would get knocked out right-quick but Tony Geezer and Bill are no-nonsense Brummy sons-of bitches.
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Re: Who would win in a fight.
« Reply #57 on: 03 Jul 2009, 03:51 »

Qzzy bites the heads offa stuff, too.
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Re: Who would win in a fight.
« Reply #58 on: 03 Jul 2009, 12:57 »

Andrei 'The Giant' Russimov V Paul 'The Big Show' White?
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Re: Who would win in a fight.
« Reply #59 on: 03 Jul 2009, 17:23 »

Big Show. He's more of an athlete than Andre.
Margret Thatcher vs Winston Churchill.
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Re: Who would win in a fight.
« Reply #60 on: 03 Jul 2009, 19:34 »

With armies, police forces or one on one? If it's a military battle then Winston, I'm thinking WW2 was probably better training than the Falklands. If they're allowed cops in a totalitarian regime vs totalitarian regime skull-cracking grudge match then it's got to be Maggie all the way. Churchill just didn't have it in him to put in the boot like Maggie did, and he'd soon find himself detained at her majesty's pleasure on some trumped-up charges after being given a thorough kicking on his way to the station. One on one is a tough call, but my money's on Maggie. It'd be a brutal fight but despite the fat man's greater stature he just doesn't have the iron lady's psychotic killer instinct. He could make a bloody mess of her but she'd still be found ramming his own cigar into his eye or impaling him on a stiletto.

Brendan Behan vs Oliver Reed. Barroom brawl in neutral territory, both drunk as lords.
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Re: Who would win in a fight.
« Reply #61 on: 03 Jul 2009, 20:01 »

gonna disagree with you wolves - in a one on one, my money would be on the one that was trained as a soldier, and that was Winston (officer in the 4th Hussars if memory serves).  Maggie was a cold hearted B, but Winnie was definitely as ruthless.  But you are definitely right about him being a little more respectful of the rights of his fellow citizens.
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Re: Who would win in a fight.
« Reply #62 on: 23 Jul 2009, 10:49 »

How about...

Chad Kroeger, Scott Weiland, and Eddie Vedder in a free-for-all.

Since they all have similar voices (or that's how it seems to me, anyway).
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Re: Who would win in a fight.
« Reply #63 on: 24 Jul 2009, 00:42 »

They all lose.

Preferably the area they are fighting in is napalm'd. Also Chris Cornell is there.
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