I am a cowboy / on a steel horse I rideI am wanted / Dead or alive
I SAY I only fuck donkeys but sometimes I fuck mules too
I think it's because your 'age' is really only determined by how exasperated you seem when you have to stand up.
PEW PEW PEW FUCK OFF SPACE
I'ma gonna charge my kitty vengance lazer beam. It's the cutest death ray you'll ever see.