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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #150 on: 12 Oct 2008, 20:34 »

*Shrug* I figure people could figure it out, but I also have a tendency to over-explain.

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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #151 on: 12 Oct 2008, 20:36 »

Or would you rather the parrot sit on your tits? (gesture)

(call a lawyer)
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #152 on: 13 Oct 2008, 02:29 »

Okay, lets do some role reversal: assume then that I'm the pirate.
Now, would you rather be a parrot sitting on my shoulder, or my penis? (gesture)
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #153 on: 13 Oct 2008, 07:10 »

Ever fuck a parrot? Wait...
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #154 on: 13 Oct 2008, 07:52 »

You just go up to someone and say "Hello!" in a parrot voice.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #155 on: 13 Oct 2008, 08:09 »

What the hell.

Also, I once tried the line "Do you know how to cook potatoes?" without realising the potential for it to be taken as a sexist insult rather than the WTF moment I was hoping for.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #156 on: 19 Oct 2008, 18:41 »

I take my women like I take my steak. Raw and bleeding :wink:
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #157 on: 19 Oct 2008, 18:53 »

I've only used one pick-up line - the other times either I was "picked up", or there was no picking up, just mutual coalescing, usually in environs too loud for lines of the non-powdered form - and it was "So, um, do you like your pizza and can I ask you out?" To which she replied, "Sure." There was an awkward pause, and then she said, "So, before...that wasn't a date?"

So it turns out I actually asked her out 6 weeks after our first date.
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This one is awesome, and a firm favourite among my friends. (Annoyingly, as they hang around with girls who read Neil Gaiman and listen to indie electronica, it generally works.)
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #158 on: 19 Oct 2008, 19:10 »

I take my women like I take my steak. Raw and bleeding :wink:

I take my women like I take my coffee.

In a little plastic cup.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #159 on: 19 Oct 2008, 19:16 »

"I like my women like I like my beer, stout and bitter."


I'm so sorry you guys I'm gonna crawl back under my rock.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #160 on: 19 Oct 2008, 21:29 »

I like my women like I like my whiskey

12 years old and mixed up with coke.

A little too far? nah.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #161 on: 19 Oct 2008, 21:35 »

Gahh, fix the white border around your avatar Vidya. It annoys me so much.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #162 on: 20 Oct 2008, 05:19 »

I like my women like I like my coffee, in a sack slung over the back of a donkey. Okay. Now that the worst of these has been stated, we can move past it.

Wait, I remember one even worse:

I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and soaked in boiling water. Now we can move on.

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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #163 on: 20 Oct 2008, 06:15 »

"I like my women like I like my pizza: cold, greasy and leftover."
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #164 on: 20 Oct 2008, 06:18 »

"I like my women like I like my mashed potatoes"

"with my dick in them"
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #165 on: 20 Oct 2008, 06:57 »

"I like my women like I like my wine:

excellent conversationalists."
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Re: I LIKE MY WOMEN THREAD NOW
« Reply #166 on: 20 Oct 2008, 08:45 »

"I like my women like I like my hacky sack"

"something small that I can carry and knock around with my friends"
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #167 on: 20 Oct 2008, 09:39 »

I like my women like I like my mom

Having sex with me.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #168 on: 20 Oct 2008, 10:11 »

Ozymandias and Oedipus aren't that different apparently.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #169 on: 20 Oct 2008, 10:25 »

"I like my women like I like my coffee."
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #170 on: 20 Oct 2008, 10:29 »

"I don't."
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #171 on: 20 Oct 2008, 11:06 »

Are we trying to make everyone think we are crazy Republicans with a weird-faced-McCain fetish?
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #172 on: 20 Oct 2008, 11:07 »

Liz. Get out.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #173 on: 21 Oct 2008, 07:28 »

Are you alone?

Does anybody else know you're here?

Would you like to go for a drive?
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #174 on: 23 Oct 2008, 06:28 »

I take my women like I take my steak. Raw and bleeding :wink:

I take my women like I take my coffee.

In a little plastic cup.


Eddieeeee Izzard.

Don't think I didn't notice.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #175 on: 23 Oct 2008, 07:54 »

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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #176 on: 23 Oct 2008, 22:38 »

(thanks Jace/Liz)

Man, I was contributing too. If it weren't for me, we wouldn't have kept linking stuff. Or something. I dunno.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #177 on: 23 Oct 2008, 22:51 »

Well I found the truck one so I am taking credit.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #178 on: 23 Oct 2008, 23:43 »



I like my women like I like Fry's dog. Dead.

You're now both sad and disgusted.

p.s. you're also now manually blinking.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #179 on: 24 Oct 2008, 11:54 »

What the hell is it with you and images with a white border? It's so very distracting...

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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #180 on: 24 Oct 2008, 15:08 »

What the hell is it with you and images with a white border? It's so very distracting...

I actually had a picture of Seymour that had a normal border, but I figured PantsFTW would like this one better.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #181 on: 25 Oct 2008, 06:54 »

"I like women like I like tea:

in the sense that I like women, and I also like tea.

Not in the sense that the state in which I like one, is equivalent to the state in which I like the other.

Sorry for the confusion.

Would you like a cup of tea?"
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #182 on: 26 Oct 2008, 07:42 »

Would you like a cup of tea?

Only if it comes with women.


"Damn girl, you make my dick erect."
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #183 on: 26 Oct 2008, 21:26 »

One cup of Lady Grey for the man with the pants, coming right up.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #184 on: 28 Oct 2008, 18:02 »

At the zine fair this weekend I was looking at my friend's zine from last year again and saw the amazing section he had on pick-up lines. Exerpts:
  • nice glasses fore-eyes, i wish i had four eyes so i could see more of that sexy cooch
  • is your name magic johnson because i've got a magic johnson
  • did you ever read shakespeare cuz right now i'm shaking my dick right at you (look down)

It is kind of a crude and vulgar sort of zine.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #185 on: 28 Oct 2008, 18:17 »

is your name magic johnson because i've got a magic johnson

"I've got a magic johnson, let me put my balls in your hoop."

It doesn't bear thinking about too much. Or at all.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #186 on: 28 Oct 2008, 19:46 »

I'd be surprised to see it work though, considering Magic Johnson has AIDS.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #187 on: 04 Nov 2008, 11:06 »

Where do you think the Magic comes from?
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #188 on: 04 Nov 2008, 22:16 »

I'd be surprised to see it work though, considering Magic Johnson has AIDS.

"But, if you had AIDS we could have sex all we want with no consequences!"
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #189 on: 04 Nov 2008, 22:18 »

"I voted for Obama yesterday. May I stick it in you?"
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #190 on: 05 Nov 2008, 16:28 »

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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #191 on: 05 Nov 2008, 16:39 »

Man why was that link not posted a month ago?
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #192 on: 05 Nov 2008, 18:03 »

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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #193 on: 05 Nov 2008, 19:05 »

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Achievement of a Votergasm during election-night sex is probable, but not guaranteed. Those encountering difficulty reaching Votergasm are encouraged to slow things down, talk about it, and reduce the pressure. Other techniques include the use of massage oils, toys, "dirty talk," "ballot stuffing," and "exit polls."

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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #194 on: 14 Nov 2008, 01:32 »

"hey, what's your favorite pick-up line"

"I Hate You (Because make-up sex is awesome)"

"I know I probably don't have a chance with you, but maybe you'll notice me now"

"I miss the good old days, when I could just walk up to someone like you and say that I think you're cute before taking you home to talk about how much we hate black people"
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #195 on: 14 Nov 2008, 04:34 »

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"hey, what's your favorite pick-up line"

This seems like the sort of line that would actually work. I've never used a pick-up line myself, so I'm hardly an impeccably judge here.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #196 on: 15 Nov 2008, 06:34 »

Man why was that link not posted a month ago?


I would have, but decided that people must already know about it and even if they didn't, I might say something wrong in the post.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #197 on: 15 Nov 2008, 09:44 »

Their mouths taste like ashtrays.

"I heard smoking makes your mouth taste like ash" got me my first makeouts.

Her mouth didn't taste of ash, luckily.
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Re: Pick-Up Line Thread
« Reply #198 on: 15 Nov 2008, 09:55 »

Man why was that link not posted a month ago?

I've seen that link before, and I'm absolutely sure it was on here i.e; it was?
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