I should feel awful about this, but somehow I don't.
I once broke up with a girl by comparing her to a shower. I hadn't spoken to her for a while and she had surprised me in the middle of a night of drinking. From what I remember, I said "You know when you get in the shower and you're all 'oh man, this is great i love this shower' and then you stay in for a while and you start thinking 'jesus christ when will this end i have to get out of here?' Yeah. Our relationship is like that."
She was speechless.
Realistically, though, I took the high road. If I was going to start with "You're like a shower..." I could have ended with "something hot and wet I get into once or twice a day!" RIMSHOT.
Yeah, I hope I never have to use that, because I haven't showered in 2 or 3 days.
Good news: my Stink Cycle is actually shorter than most.
