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« on: 19 Nov 2008, 19:44 »

OH MY LORD

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« Reply #1 on: 19 Nov 2008, 19:48 »

Yeah cool I guess. yaaaawn
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« Reply #2 on: 19 Nov 2008, 19:50 »

Dovey just shut up. I for one am rather excited about this. I need to go to Target!
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #3 on: 19 Nov 2008, 19:51 »

Target will survive this recession, based on the Tim Tams profit margin.

Clearly God wants me to gain weight this Holiday Season.

Yeah cool I guess. yaaaawn
Can't you just be happy for us?
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #4 on: 19 Nov 2008, 20:03 »

I don't even think there's a Target in the whole northeast.  What the hell.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #5 on: 19 Nov 2008, 20:05 »

Ha ha sucks to be you.


There are 4 within 5 miles of me.
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« Reply #6 on: 19 Nov 2008, 20:24 »

I guess there is something good coming from this Australia film after all.
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« Reply #7 on: 19 Nov 2008, 20:26 »

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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #8 on: 19 Nov 2008, 20:26 »

"Cookies"?

THEY ARE RECTANGULAR. THEY ARE NOT COOKIES, THEY ARE BISCUITS.
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« Reply #9 on: 19 Nov 2008, 20:30 »

Like I can buy those at the grocery store here. That's what you guys get for not being part of the commonwealth

Man Canada is in the commonwealth and we don't have these.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #10 on: 19 Nov 2008, 20:31 »

You know, I've never actually tried a Tim Tam.  I better look into this
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« Reply #11 on: 19 Nov 2008, 20:32 »

"Cookies"?

THEY ARE RECTANGULAR. THEY ARE NOT COOKIES, THEY ARE BISCUITS.

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« Reply #12 on: 19 Nov 2008, 20:34 »

Americanised.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #13 on: 19 Nov 2008, 20:38 »

the grocery store across the street from my house sells tim tams but i still haven't tried them or even really bothered to find out what they are. are they really that good?
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« Reply #14 on: 19 Nov 2008, 20:39 »

You better be wearing brown pants when you try them because yes.

I've never had one
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« Reply #15 on: 19 Nov 2008, 20:42 »

Americanised.

not according to mr. spellchecker!
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #16 on: 19 Nov 2008, 20:43 »

I have probably asked before, but I can't remember: So if square/rectangular cookies are actually biscuits, what are these?



They ain't scones, because they don't have anything in them. They're not tea-cakes because they are savoury, not sweet. They aren't muffins because of the same reason, and plus they don't have paper wrappers and/or are not the right shape. So what do you call them?
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #17 on: 19 Nov 2008, 20:45 »

I'm not going to click on the link. What is it. Is it about Tim Tams.

You can get them from World Market you know

Although when my mom visited Australia in 2006 I told her to get me some and she got me like five thingies and it was amazing and better than the ones we get here. They're not even called Tim Tams in America
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« Reply #18 on: 19 Nov 2008, 20:46 »

not according to mr. spellchecker!

I think your spellchecker has been Americanised.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #19 on: 19 Nov 2008, 20:48 »

real tim tams Anna.

It is glorious

so glorious.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #20 on: 19 Nov 2008, 20:50 »

They ain't scones, because they don't have anything in them.

What?
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« Reply #21 on: 19 Nov 2008, 20:51 »

Baked into them. I dunno, most of the scones I have ever seen have like raisins or sultanas or blueberries or something baked in.



Also I guess they are sweet too. Ok.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #22 on: 19 Nov 2008, 20:53 »

Yeah, they are scones Katie. Scones don't need to have anything in them as far as I'm concerned.
Even if your definition of scone requires things in them, if the definition of 'biscuit' can change based on culture/geography, so can the definition of scone.
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« Reply #23 on: 19 Nov 2008, 20:56 »

Are we getting the fancy kinds like double coated and caramelly and shit

They should bring those ball things too, I like those
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« Reply #24 on: 19 Nov 2008, 20:58 »

They should bring those ball things too, I like those
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #25 on: 19 Nov 2008, 21:28 »

They are totally scones and now I want to eat them with a cup of tea and some clotted cream and strawberry jam.  Oh god so fucking good.
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« Reply #26 on: 19 Nov 2008, 21:30 »

I want some Mint Slice balls that have been in the freezer for a while. Actually, I just want some chocolate now and the doublecoat tim tams have been eaten already.


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« Reply #27 on: 19 Nov 2008, 21:38 »

wait, so the americans have tim tams and the australians don't? bizarro world
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« Reply #28 on: 19 Nov 2008, 22:11 »

. . . i can't remember the last time i was this happy. pathetic, but serious. tim tams are some of my favorite japan memories.
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« Reply #29 on: 19 Nov 2008, 22:18 »

DAMN, why cant they import them to actually relevant supermarkets! *mopes about Europe feeling left out and stuff*
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« Reply #30 on: 19 Nov 2008, 23:17 »

Tesco in Bathgate has them, for anyone in the UK who has not tried them, they are like penguins except far superior.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #31 on: 19 Nov 2008, 23:32 »

I don't even think there's a Target in the whole northeast.  What the hell.

heh, when I got to college I had no idea what Target is, because there weren't any around CT where I went to highschool (I'm pretty sure there are a few now though.) Their ads confused me mightily since they don't actually explain what the store is, they just have lots of trippy imagery, and people thought I was pretty clueless.

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« Reply #32 on: 20 Nov 2008, 00:42 »

What the hell are these things?
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« Reply #33 on: 20 Nov 2008, 00:45 »

Biscuits, nothing special.
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« Reply #34 on: 20 Nov 2008, 01:03 »

Tim Tams are a rip-off of Penguins, it seems to me.

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« Reply #35 on: 20 Nov 2008, 02:50 »

I don't even think there's a Target in the whole northeast.  What the hell.

The fuck does it matter, just order that shit off of the internet. How do you think I'm planning on getting my fix for McVitie's chocolate-covered digestives for the next 70 some-odd years? Certainly not by living in Britain. They drive wrong.
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« Reply #36 on: 20 Nov 2008, 03:04 »

We sel those at our tiny grocery store in Australia Patrick.  You could just move here.
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« Reply #37 on: 20 Nov 2008, 03:07 »

Too many cute women and not enough single.
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« Reply #38 on: 20 Nov 2008, 03:13 »

They have smoother sweeter chocolate than penguins, and the biscuit is also more like... umm... superior.
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« Reply #39 on: 20 Nov 2008, 03:21 »

McVitie's chocolate-covered digestives

Oh yeah. Another awesome biscuit. After moving back here from the UK, I craved these for years. Fortunately now they're in the supermarkets here too.

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« Reply #40 on: 20 Nov 2008, 03:28 »

Tesco in Bathgate has them, for anyone in the UK who has not tried them, they are like penguins except far superior.

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« Reply #41 on: 20 Nov 2008, 03:32 »

Yeah cool I guess. yaaaawn
Can't you just be happy for us?

Dogg really if you want me to start listing all the cool food America/Canada has and Australia does not I would probably forget to actually eat and I am not interested in dying ironically AT ALL.
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« Reply #42 on: 20 Nov 2008, 04:27 »

Dogg really if you want me to start listing all the cool food America/Canada has and Australia does not I would probably forget to actually eat and I am not interested in dying ironically AT ALL.

Man my lady wants to either move to Seattle or Vancouver when it's time for her to go to college. All of the other important factors have been weighed in (music scene, good art school for her), but the fact that Canada gets both Commonwealth treats and Oreos? Man, fuck Seattle.
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« Reply #43 on: 20 Nov 2008, 04:36 »

I've never really understood Tim Tams. They're okay I guess? Too rich for my taste. I guess they are kinda unique, so I could see how someone could be obsessed with them if they weren't in every supermarket ever.
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« Reply #44 on: 20 Nov 2008, 05:10 »

For those Americans with a World Market nearby you can get Arnott's Chocolate Biscuits there. I am led to believe that they are same thing that Arnott's sells under the name Tim Tam in Australia. Why they don't call them Tim Tams here I've no idea.
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« Reply #45 on: 20 Nov 2008, 05:22 »

Yep those are definitely Tim Tams. Weird.
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« Reply #46 on: 20 Nov 2008, 05:45 »

Tesco in Bathgate has them, for anyone in the UK who has not tried them, they are like penguins except far superior.

TO TESCO!

but Bathgate is so far away (I actually googled, and I lie. It's not that far away. Still not within walking distance though)
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« Reply #47 on: 20 Nov 2008, 05:54 »

OH SHIT!

Best cookies ever. Next stop my thighs.
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« Reply #48 on: 20 Nov 2008, 06:08 »

Depending on how sexy you are, I may or may not wish to be those cookies.
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« Reply #49 on: 20 Nov 2008, 06:25 »

Satansbusy and Harvey Nicks stock Oreos in Scotland too...
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