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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #200 on: 02 Dec 2008, 03:55 »

Blast!

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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #201 on: 02 Dec 2008, 08:22 »

Ah nerts.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #202 on: 02 Dec 2008, 08:24 »

blerg

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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #203 on: 02 Dec 2008, 09:34 »

oh, bugger.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #204 on: 02 Dec 2008, 09:51 »

oh buttertarts
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #205 on: 02 Dec 2008, 10:52 »

Aw, fishsticks.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #206 on: 02 Dec 2008, 11:15 »

oh, bugger.

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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #207 on: 02 Dec 2008, 11:26 »

nobody likes a tattletale
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #208 on: 02 Dec 2008, 11:30 »

Oh, sodomy!
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #209 on: 02 Dec 2008, 12:00 »

TANIA DON'T BE SUCH A BOSSYFACE
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #210 on: 02 Dec 2008, 15:24 »

Man there really hasn't been anything but A-game on this page.

Good show, everybody.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #211 on: 02 Dec 2008, 15:35 »

http://csownssex.ytmnd.com/

You're the chick in this example, Eugene. (audio NSFW)
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #212 on: 02 Dec 2008, 22:13 »

Cor blimey!
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #213 on: 02 Dec 2008, 22:18 »

BUGGER MEANS BUTTFUCK GUYS HE SAID A BAAAAAAAAAD WOOOOOOOORD

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OH SHIT
« Reply #214 on: 09 Oct 2009, 01:50 »

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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #215 on: 09 Oct 2009, 03:12 »

What people like that fail to remember is that the moon has been hit by objects much bigger than that ever since it formed. Some people have set up a petition to say we're apparently defiling the moon's surface.

"What can we as surrealists or lunatics or astrologers or naturalists or anarcho-primitivists or Greens or werewolves or pagans or psychics or UFO groupies or other concerned members of the general public do?

We must soothe the Moon, we bandage her. We implore other celestial bodies and entities to aid her. We will not let her endure this crime or its grim aftermath alone.

We need to communicate to the Moon. Talk to her in our dreams, trances, or meditations, and prepare her for this shock and wound as best we can. Hold her, send out imaginative protection to her, and put our dream bodies out there in front of the bomb. Collectively, we can sabotage the bombing or by imagining all manner of things going wrong, or encouraging the Moon to increase her own magnetic shields. Sing to her. Give her back just a tiny portion of all that she has done for us. We are all created from Moon dust."

Yeah. Werewolves.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #216 on: 09 Oct 2009, 04:53 »

The link seems broken.

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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #217 on: 09 Oct 2009, 05:43 »

dude bombing the moon is why he won the peace prize

i dunno if you've been following the politics of the whole situation but the moon is legit the greatest threat to peace since hitler or napoleon or someone. bombing the hell out of it is the greatest step towards peace imaginable - i predict spontaneous outbreaks of hugging in israel/palestine within half an hour of the moon being blowed up
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #218 on: 09 Oct 2009, 05:44 »

Now I kinda want to make a game about bombing the moon.

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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #219 on: 09 Oct 2009, 05:51 »

I can imagine Michael Griffin in a press conference just shrugging his shoulders and being all "we're just sick of that fucking thing always looking down on us, the smug little bitch".

With this kind of reasoning I should be able to bomb the Project Manager at work. Fuck I hate that cunting shrew of a woman.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #220 on: 09 Oct 2009, 07:27 »

Breaking News - President Barack Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize.

This kind of bothers me, but not much. Ultimately it's just an award, but it seems kind premature and a touch silly.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #221 on: 09 Oct 2009, 07:33 »

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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #222 on: 09 Oct 2009, 08:16 »

/\  Muahahahahahhahahahaha! 


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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #223 on: 09 Oct 2009, 08:49 »

the moon is legit the greatest threat to peace since...someone.

I thought it was No Man.  That dude's a fucker.  Going around putting cyclops' eyes out.

This kind of bothers me, but not much. Ultimately it's just an award, but it seems kind premature and a touch silly.

I agree.  I like Obama and all, but he hasn't really accomplished anything significant yet.  That would be like giving Einstein the Nobel Prize when he said, "I think light might be made up of discrete packets of energy."
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #224 on: 09 Oct 2009, 09:00 »

This kind of bothers me, but not much. Ultimately it's just an award, but it seems kind premature and a touch silly.

I thought it was a little bit ridiculous until I found out that the other potential recipients were Bono and Sergio Berlusconi.

To be fair, anyone can be nominated. Hitler was once too for instance.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #225 on: 09 Oct 2009, 09:34 »

Also, last I checked, one had to beat all the other nominees.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #226 on: 09 Oct 2009, 18:24 »

One hopes that "with a two-by-four" is implied.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #227 on: 09 Oct 2009, 23:22 »

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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #228 on: 09 Oct 2009, 23:51 »



the right thing to have in yr post was this which i was literally watching earlier today by coincidence
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #229 on: 10 Oct 2009, 03:09 »

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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #230 on: 14 Oct 2009, 18:33 »

TIM TAMS ARE COMING BACK SHITHEADS

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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #231 on: 14 Oct 2009, 18:35 »

bumping this to be next to the tim tam thread
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #232 on: 14 Oct 2009, 18:35 »

D:
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #233 on: 14 Oct 2009, 18:39 »

I don't really like TimTams.
Mint Slice are better.

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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #234 on: 14 Oct 2009, 18:40 »

Man I totally forgot that CS Lewis Jr. was a Mr. Show character. I thought he came around later.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #235 on: 14 Oct 2009, 18:41 »

I do like mint slices, but you can't really slam them. Oh man, guess who is going to go on an Arnott's biscuit buying spree today?

That's right you cocksuckers, it's me. I just wish I had a night off so I could watch Deadwood and swear a lot and eat chocolate. That would be a great night.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #236 on: 14 Oct 2009, 18:43 »

And even then I don't like them that much. Also I don't dunk stuff in my tea (you get bits in the bottom! What a waste of tea!). If I want chocolate something I will buy a big block of cadbury's or a big tub of choccy icecream, oh yeaaaah
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #237 on: 14 Oct 2009, 18:54 »

bumping this to be next to the tim tam thread

And here I was thinking it was just a cool coincidence. Way to make me feel silly, JERK.



I am disappointed that there were not any real findings though.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #238 on: 14 Oct 2009, 19:10 »

>:c
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #239 on: 14 Oct 2009, 21:47 »

I don't really like TimTams.
Mint Slice are better.

you have a serious problem and should be admitted for scientific research.

just sayin'
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #240 on: 14 Oct 2009, 23:15 »

Double Coat motherfuckers!

Also the white chocolate ones are delightful.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #241 on: 14 Oct 2009, 23:44 »

I am sorely tempted to merge this OH SHIT thread with the other OH SHIT thread to create some kind of Frankenthread.

EDIT: Or should that be "some kind of Frankenstein's thread"?
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #242 on: 15 Oct 2009, 00:01 »

Do it
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #243 on: 15 Oct 2009, 00:11 »

DO IT
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #244 on: 15 Oct 2009, 00:23 »

DO IT
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #245 on: 15 Oct 2009, 00:52 »

Okay, you asked for it.

Hold onto something, I've never dones this before and history tells us this thread merging business never goes well . . .
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Re: OH, SHIIIIIIIII
« Reply #246 on: 15 Oct 2009, 00:54 »

Everyone okay?
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Re: OH, SHIIIIIIIII
« Reply #247 on: 15 Oct 2009, 00:55 »

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT FIRING TIM-TAMS AT THE MOON.
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Re: OH SHIT
« Reply #248 on: 15 Oct 2009, 01:02 »

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« Reply #249 on: 15 Oct 2009, 01:09 »

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