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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #50 on: 30 Nov 2008, 18:47 »

maybe if you yell at it hard enough, you'll hurt it's feelings and it'll leave
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #51 on: 30 Nov 2008, 18:54 »

Bug spray

Use chemical warfare on that fucker
« Last Edit: 30 Nov 2008, 19:01 by Blue Kitty »
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #52 on: 30 Nov 2008, 18:56 »


UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #53 on: 30 Nov 2008, 19:02 »

Looks like it needs a friend.

This is a good idea. Try to find it a lady-bug*! It can't kill and love.







*Pun not intended.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #54 on: 30 Nov 2008, 19:02 »

Just keep drawing pictures and posting them, that way you won't die from explosions.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #55 on: 30 Nov 2008, 19:05 »



Huh, guess it was a dud, that was a stroke of lu-


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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #56 on: 30 Nov 2008, 19:43 »

I do believe you've captured the heart of this forum.

I've told it you're just going to end up hurting it, but it's got deep-seated problems and it can't help itself.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #57 on: 30 Nov 2008, 19:49 »

>Ride explosion like mechanical bull
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #58 on: 30 Nov 2008, 20:00 »

>Deflect explosion back at bug with swatter and increased vigor
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #59 on: 30 Nov 2008, 20:04 »

>Ride explosion like mechanical bull

>Pose, because shit just got real!
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #60 on: 30 Nov 2008, 20:43 »


Man am I glad I wore a cup today.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #61 on: 30 Nov 2008, 20:47 »

Man that guy is raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #62 on: 30 Nov 2008, 21:54 »


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #63 on: 30 Nov 2008, 21:57 »

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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #64 on: 30 Nov 2008, 21:58 »

Holy god damn balls you son of a bitch.
This is amazing.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #65 on: 30 Nov 2008, 22:03 »

You sir, you are amazing.
You deserve some sort of prize for how awesome that was.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #66 on: 30 Nov 2008, 22:10 »

« Last Edit: 30 Nov 2008, 22:15 by Tom »
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #67 on: 30 Nov 2008, 22:11 »

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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #68 on: 30 Nov 2008, 22:12 »

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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #69 on: 30 Nov 2008, 22:15 »

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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #70 on: 30 Nov 2008, 22:21 »

Wait, what happened to the bug? Surely it didn't kill itself with its own bomb!
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #71 on: 30 Nov 2008, 22:28 »

Nuke it from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #72 on: 30 Nov 2008, 22:52 »


Oh no, where's my hair gone, my precious hair! What will the ladies play with when I have my pants on now?

Now it's personal >: I
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #73 on: 30 Nov 2008, 23:32 »

Can I be completely honest?

I found the first post hilarious.

After that, I found really nothing at all funny about this thread. What's the big deal?
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #74 on: 30 Nov 2008, 23:40 »

Whatever Reverend No Fun, he's saving the danceforum
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #75 on: 01 Dec 2008, 02:06 »

I want to know what happened to the pony with the party hat.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #76 on: 01 Dec 2008, 02:36 »

I want to know what happened to the pony with the party hat.
The pony is not canon.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #77 on: 01 Dec 2008, 04:14 »

I feel attacked by that post.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #78 on: 01 Dec 2008, 04:20 »

Can I be completely honest?

Man, why did you ask if you were going to go ahead and be all honest before even waiting for an answer
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #79 on: 01 Dec 2008, 04:29 »

The pony will be explored further in a series of expanded universe novels.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #80 on: 01 Dec 2008, 06:14 »

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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #81 on: 01 Dec 2008, 06:41 »

...

yeah.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #82 on: 01 Dec 2008, 06:52 »

Shit, my sides.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #83 on: 01 Dec 2008, 08:23 »

I would just assume this was Darryl fooling me into thinking we could have decent new forumites again if I truly believed that Darryl were talented.

As it stands, I'[m just going to assume it's Johnny or Harry or maybe someone more obscure.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #84 on: 01 Dec 2008, 13:19 »

>ride pony

>use spatula as riding crop

You are eaten by a grue.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #85 on: 01 Dec 2008, 13:32 »

A replacement for the pie race, whatever that is anyway?
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #86 on: 01 Dec 2008, 13:37 »

Can I be completely honest?

I found the first post hilarious.

After that, I found really nothing at all funny about this thread. What's the big deal?
Calm your sweet, glistening cheeks down.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #87 on: 01 Dec 2008, 14:29 »

I guess it went over my head...?
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #88 on: 01 Dec 2008, 14:42 »

Although that probably just says something about me.

Something bad.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #89 on: 01 Dec 2008, 15:53 »

B&
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #90 on: 01 Dec 2008, 16:11 »

I would just assume this was Darryl fooling me into thinking we could have decent new forumites again if I truly believed that Darryl were talented.

As it stands, I'[m just going to assume it's Johnny or Harry or maybe someone more obscure.

No he is actually a real dude! For reals!
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #91 on: 01 Dec 2008, 17:36 »

Is it your brother? Or the friend who is designing your tattoo?
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #92 on: 01 Dec 2008, 22:10 »

He is actually a good friend of mine!
I was tryin' to keep it on the down-low so you guys wouldn't think I'm even cooler than I already am, but you know. These things have a way of gettin' out
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #93 on: 01 Dec 2008, 22:59 »

Ally is actually wearing my sweet ass sunnies in her avater pic.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #94 on: 01 Dec 2008, 23:15 »

Also he seems to have gained everyone's love without my help, so you know, that's good.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #95 on: 02 Dec 2008, 00:03 »

I have strong reservations about the quality of males you choose to surround yourself with, Miss Bawx.

They all seem like rakes and hooligans.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #96 on: 02 Dec 2008, 00:05 »

Well, they are Australian.


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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #97 on: 02 Dec 2008, 02:03 »

In a land where there are kangaroos and wallabies and koalas in every home I can imagine some shady, distressingly misguided individuals coming from there.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #98 on: 02 Dec 2008, 02:30 »

At first I was offended, but then I realised you were absolutely right. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go ride a kangaroo to a convict colony. Cheerio.
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Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
« Reply #99 on: 02 Dec 2008, 02:41 »

Throw a shrimp on the barbie and som'thing.
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