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I don't know you. I don't know your real names. If I have to keep getting requests from y'all, at least tell me your QC usernames before you do it. I have a principle about not friending people I haven't actually fucking met and you guys are straining that.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #1 on: 14 Jan 2009, 10:46 »

Lunchbox, of course, is an exception.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #2 on: 14 Jan 2009, 10:47 »

Because she's pretty
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #3 on: 14 Jan 2009, 10:56 »

I'm pretty.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #4 on: 14 Jan 2009, 11:14 »

Grandfather clause.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #5 on: 14 Jan 2009, 11:47 »

I'm pretty.

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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #6 on: 14 Jan 2009, 13:04 »

Facebook should be for people you've actually met face to face, and within the last...3 years at least. stop going through your highschool yearbook adding everyone in existence just because we had creative writing together.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #7 on: 14 Jan 2009, 13:05 »

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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #8 on: 14 Jan 2009, 13:28 »

HEY DID YOU GET MY FRIEND REQUEST?
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #9 on: 14 Jan 2009, 13:31 »

I am going to defriend you all out of spite.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #10 on: 14 Jan 2009, 13:42 »

I plan on friending everyone on this message board and then sacrificing them all for a couple of Whoppers.



(But, yeah my diet.  So I guess I won't do that.)
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #11 on: 14 Jan 2009, 13:47 »

hey, i'm excempt! yessssssssssss
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #12 on: 14 Jan 2009, 13:49 »

I'm totally down for being friended and then Whopper sacrificed.

We should start a group.  Free Whoppers FOREVAR!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #13 on: 14 Jan 2009, 13:59 »

This has been bothering me for a while: Am I the only one who would rather have two whopper juniors than a single whopper? I find you end up with a better ratio of ingredients.


Just throwing that out there.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #14 on: 14 Jan 2009, 14:06 »

if you go to mcdonalds and order two cheeseburgers dressed as big macs, it is not only cheaper than a big mac but much more food.
of course you could also not buy food from mcdonalds but idealism aside, it's good to know.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #15 on: 14 Jan 2009, 14:08 »

Really? Where I live, two cheeseburgers is more expensive than a single big mac. Odd. Besides, I've actually had that before, and I didn't like it quite as much. Ratios, people, ratios! Everything must be just so.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #16 on: 14 Jan 2009, 14:08 »

Whut's face book?
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #17 on: 14 Jan 2009, 14:16 »

oh man over here it is totally cheaper. the ratio of bread-to-meat isn't quite right, i agree, but whenever i go to mcdonalds it is to satisfy uncontrollable cravings for grease so i don't notice that stuff so much mainly because by the time i do stop to think about it i've already stuffed my face with food.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #18 on: 14 Jan 2009, 14:24 »

No argument there. Personally, I like the double from Wendy's. The single and the triple just don't hit that right balance.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #19 on: 14 Jan 2009, 14:26 »

I prefer Wendy's as well, but mostly because I don't eat much red meet, and so usually get a chicken sandwich. The chicken at Wendy's is much better.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #20 on: 14 Jan 2009, 14:29 »

i tend to accept adds from pretty much everyone i know, even if they are slightly creepy girls that i never talked to in high school (and probably won't ever strike up actual friendships with) or people that like to add everyone who posts on a particular forum.

also damn it, all of you are making me crave fast food.  :|
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #21 on: 14 Jan 2009, 14:39 »

one time me and my friend went to wendy's and ordered small frosties and they gave us large ones instead, then immediately went "oh shit we fucked up!" and went and made small frosties as well before i could say anything. when we sat down my friend was insistent that we not throw them out and waste food so we sat there and ate all four frosties. the entire damn thing. it was simultaneously one of the best and worse days of my life.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #22 on: 14 Jan 2009, 14:42 »

I believe I just may actually make a facebook now, just to spite you.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #23 on: 14 Jan 2009, 14:46 »

one time me and my friend went to wendy's and ordered small frosties and they gave us large ones instead, then immediately went "oh shit we fucked up!" and went and made small frosties as well before i could say anything. when we sat down my friend was insistent that we not throw them out and waste food so we sat there and ate all four frosties. the entire damn thing. it was simultaneously one of the best and worse days of my life.

I had a similar experience at a restaurant, except instead of frosties, it was whiskey sours. I got hella puzzled.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #24 on: 14 Jan 2009, 14:48 »

Who wants to be Kiff's friend, anyway?
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #25 on: 14 Jan 2009, 14:51 »

Man are you guys ever grumpy motherfuckers. It's just a social internet app!

It stops being a social internet app when your mother's boss friends you. Then it becomes fucking terrifying. I don't want Important People to know that I fraternize with the Internet.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #26 on: 14 Jan 2009, 14:54 »

Yeah, I'm friends with my dad on facebook- that's what limited profile options are for. AKA my dad is not allowed to see my pictures.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #27 on: 14 Jan 2009, 15:19 »

My dad is allowed to see whatever he wants. I find that's actually a much better deterrent.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #28 on: 14 Jan 2009, 15:28 »

i get weirded out when a friend of a friend tags that friend in a photo on facebook and somehow that grants me access to all of that friend of a friend's photos including pictures of people whom i have never met but whose names i now know and also i now know what they look like when they are drunk and vomiting. thanks, facebook.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #29 on: 14 Jan 2009, 15:28 »

But the more friends I have on Facebook means the more successful I am at life......

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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #30 on: 14 Jan 2009, 15:31 »

i get weirded out when a friend of a friend tags that friend in a photo on facebook and somehow that grants me access to all of that friend of a friend's photos including pictures of people whom i have never met but whose names i now know and also i now know what they look like when they are drunk and vomiting. thanks, facebook.

This. I have seen all of you in your natural environs with your real friends.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #31 on: 14 Jan 2009, 15:56 »

That's ok, I'm pretty boring
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #32 on: 14 Jan 2009, 16:01 »

As far as I'm concerned, once Scrabulous ended, Facebook ended.

If they got a Settlers of Catan app I would be pretty jazzed.

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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #33 on: 14 Jan 2009, 16:08 »

Scrabulous is back as Lexulous. It even saved your scores from months ago and everything.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #34 on: 14 Jan 2009, 16:11 »

Jho, Add Lexulous.  It's like Scrabulous but different, I guess.

Also, if they added Catan I think I would get fired from playing it all day.

Also also, this:
Stop going through your highschool yearbook adding everyone in existence

I went through a phase of accepting old school people's requests if I actually knew them, but then I realised that the reason why I don't talk to most people from highschool (ie: they are all fucking morons/bogans/idiots) carries over into the digital medium as well as physical, if not moreso due to it being there all the time.

Also, I have had dipshits who hated me and treated me badly in highschool try to friend me all like "oh hey wuts up dood remember me?"  I want to be able to reply "YES AND I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE" but I usually just ignore their request instead.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #35 on: 14 Jan 2009, 16:14 »

I don't friend-request people, people friend-request me. If you don't crave my love and attention, I don't wanna be your internet friend.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #36 on: 14 Jan 2009, 16:19 »

Scrabulous is back as Lexulous. It even saved your scores from months ago and everything.

In that case, why haven't any of you fuckers challenged me to a game?

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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #37 on: 14 Jan 2009, 16:21 »

Really? Where I live, two cheeseburgers is more expensive than a single big mac. Odd. Besides, I've actually had that before, and I didn't like it quite as much. Ratios, people, ratios! Everything must be just so.

I can't eat fast food because I am trying to loose weight but the best deal I discovered in the past was using a receipt from Burger King.  There is a survey deal on the back of most of them.  Call the number and take a quick survey once to get a code.  (you can keep the code because I don't think they actually check them at the counter, There is a way to to make the survey end quickly but I forgot how, I think you just have to choose the middle option for every question.)  You can get a free Whopper with the purchase of any size drink and fry.  So $1 fry and $1 drink.  Some of the places let you get cheese and bacon as well as extra everything for no additional cost.  (And then get a receipt from that sale for the next time)

That's the most calories you can buy with $2 I think.  Almost less effort than finidng and sacrificing 10 friend on Facebook.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #38 on: 14 Jan 2009, 16:32 »

But the more friends I have on Facebook means the more successful I am at life......

Well, at something, anyway...
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #39 on: 14 Jan 2009, 16:35 »

hey, i'm excempt! yessssssssssss

That's because I used to want to make out with you.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #40 on: 14 Jan 2009, 16:59 »

Does anyone know why 'used to' makes sense there? Used is the past form of use? As in, I used that girl like a siamese rug?
I don't get it.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #41 on: 14 Jan 2009, 17:02 »

i'm more curious about why he doesn't want to make out with her anymore.
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« Reply #42 on: 14 Jan 2009, 17:06 »

Fires will go out if you do not tend them.



Also Tanya's like 2000 pounds and smells bad.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #43 on: 14 Jan 2009, 17:26 »

damn my gullibility! this whole time i've been under the impression that she was a totally attractive, not-obese, normal-smelling lady.

looks like i've been had.
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« Reply #44 on: 14 Jan 2009, 17:34 »

When I last made turducken, I claimed to have totally filled my apartment with people and had them devour the whole thing. In actual fact, I have no friends in real life, but Tanya kindly showed up and ate the whole turducken for me.

I mean I would have liked to have eaten some but there wasn't the chance after she caught it's scent.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #45 on: 14 Jan 2009, 17:35 »

She also ate the table, two chairs and a vase of flowers.

Plastic flowers.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #46 on: 14 Jan 2009, 17:38 »

i'm more curious about why he doesn't want to make out with her anymore.

Her nipple piercings rejected, and I got psyched on the other girl from Ontario.

Plus, she fucked tommy.
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« Reply #47 on: 14 Jan 2009, 17:45 »

To be fair, that's a fairly common mistake on this forum.
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« Reply #48 on: 14 Jan 2009, 17:59 »

To be fair, the mistake is an understandable one.
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« Reply #49 on: 14 Jan 2009, 18:03 »

cuz they totally boned
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