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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #50 on: 14 Jan 2009, 18:13 »

I dont even know why I have any of you guys on my facebook. I am not half as involved with this community as I'd like to be.

Edit: I have added you for the sake of it. Deny it by all means, I will probably never even talk to you anyway.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #51 on: 14 Jan 2009, 18:37 »

Who are you?
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #52 on: 14 Jan 2009, 18:38 »

How the fuck do you know my name
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #53 on: 14 Jan 2009, 18:45 »

Dude I think everyone knows your name.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #54 on: 14 Jan 2009, 18:46 »

Thread duly noted
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #55 on: 14 Jan 2009, 18:54 »

How the fuck do you know my name

Other than people with their names as their screen-names, yeah. Your name is probably the most well known.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #56 on: 14 Jan 2009, 19:25 »

You know, I should get rid of most of the people I only know from this forum, seeing as how I haven't actually talked to them face to face or over AIM

I think the only exceptions would be yelley, Liz, Sam, and Kyle
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #57 on: 14 Jan 2009, 19:35 »

I am yet to facebook anyone from this forum. Probably because I only use facebook to shamelessly stalk my friends, and I do not yet wish to stalk any of you. Sorry.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #59 on: 14 Jan 2009, 20:02 »

i used to want to make out with him too. it didn't work out that way. it's okay! these things happen! i am not self-centered enough for every boy who doesn't want to make out with me anymore or ever to need to provide a detailed explanation.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #60 on: 14 Jan 2009, 20:08 »

He already did.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #61 on: 14 Jan 2009, 20:23 »

Facebook should be for people you've actually met face to face, and within the last...3 years at least. stop going through your highschool yearbook adding everyone in existence just because we had creative writing together.

I went through and added everyone I went to high school with that I had classes with that I didn't hate...But I did it within 3 years of graduating high school! (my university was one of the first 30 or so allowed access to it)

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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #62 on: 14 Jan 2009, 20:26 »

I want to make out with everyone.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #63 on: 14 Jan 2009, 21:18 »

I have rather the opposite problem as...the OP. I have no idea who to friend on Facebook, so I generally don't.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #64 on: 14 Jan 2009, 21:24 »

I plan on friending everyone on this message board and then sacrificing them all for a couple of Whoppers.



(But, yeah my diet.  So I guess I won't do that.)
Man, I had already deleted the 10 people before I realized it was only available to US residents. :-(
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #65 on: 14 Jan 2009, 21:25 »

But I don't have any real friends :(

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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #66 on: 15 Jan 2009, 04:07 »

But the more friends I have on Facebook means the more successful I am at life......

Well, at something, anyway...


I can't make up my mind whether or not you got the sarcasm.

It isn't clear....
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #67 on: 15 Jan 2009, 04:29 »

for the record all hot chicks can add me on facebook.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #68 on: 15 Jan 2009, 04:46 »

Well wow, now they sure will.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #69 on: 15 Jan 2009, 05:07 »

It isn't clear....

"I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma..." - hang on, the rest of the quote doesn't suit!
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #70 on: 15 Jan 2009, 07:06 »

I like to add people that I don't know just to see if they get creeped out. They rarely do. That creeps me out.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #71 on: 15 Jan 2009, 07:44 »

How the fuck do you know my name

Other than people with their names as their screen-names, yeah. Your name is probably the most well known.

I will have the people responsible for this hung to death and shot.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #72 on: 15 Jan 2009, 07:47 »

This is probably everyone you've ever made out with.  So, at least 30 people.  Including Tommy.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #73 on: 15 Jan 2009, 08:38 »

Yeah, I'm friends with my dad on facebook- that's what limited profile options are for. AKA my dad is not allowed to see my pictures.


You know, Facebook keeps wanting me to friend your dad.   :?
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #74 on: 15 Jan 2009, 08:52 »

Oh geeze. Probably since you're friends with Rosie on there too :/
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #75 on: 15 Jan 2009, 09:05 »

Yeah. I am always tempted to do it.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #76 on: 15 Jan 2009, 09:09 »

He'd probably just be very confused and spam you with information about celtic festivals
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #77 on: 15 Jan 2009, 09:50 »

This is probably everyone you've ever made out with.  So, at least 30 people.  Including Tommy.

Based on my lack of Oral Herpes, mono, and gonorrhea of the throat I am fairly sure I never kissed tommy. In fact I haven't kissed most of you fuckers.


you fuckers!
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #78 on: 15 Jan 2009, 09:54 »

dogg don't u want to play gang wars with me or what
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #79 on: 15 Jan 2009, 10:09 »

god dammit!

You fuckers!

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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #80 on: 15 Jan 2009, 10:47 »

Other than people with their names as their screen-names, yeah. Your name is probably the most well known.

I will have the people responsible for this hung to death and shot.

Dude I can understand you being a little distraught, but suicidal? Really?
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #81 on: 15 Jan 2009, 11:31 »

Fuckers?  GUILTY...

And I haven't made out with any of you...  :evil:
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #82 on: 15 Jan 2009, 12:10 »

Mainly because none of us even know who you are.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #83 on: 15 Jan 2009, 12:16 »

I would probably make out with eighteen of the people in this thread if presented with the opportunity.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #84 on: 15 Jan 2009, 12:19 »

It's not a contest.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #85 on: 15 Jan 2009, 12:19 »

To clarify, it is a contest.

Just not, y'know, a close one.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #86 on: 15 Jan 2009, 12:20 »

Have I posted in this thread yet? No? Better make that 19, James.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #87 on: 15 Jan 2009, 14:30 »

is anyone else curious about whether james just threw out a random number or actually went back through the thread and counted?
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #88 on: 15 Jan 2009, 14:32 »

I just assumed he went back through and counted.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #89 on: 15 Jan 2009, 14:34 »

i'm hoping he means at the same time
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #90 on: 15 Jan 2009, 14:38 »

How would that even work?
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #91 on: 15 Jan 2009, 14:40 »

Think like a group hug, but with lips.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #92 on: 15 Jan 2009, 14:40 »

i don't even know but since it's a contest now i guess he'll find a way
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #93 on: 15 Jan 2009, 14:49 »

I am curious to know how many friend requests Our Angry Colleague has received since starting this thread.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #94 on: 15 Jan 2009, 14:49 »

I counted.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #95 on: 15 Jan 2009, 14:59 »

I am curious to know how many friend requests Our Angry Colleague has received since starting this thread.

Only one, from someone incredibly clever named ewe fawkers.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #96 on: 15 Jan 2009, 15:06 »

Man, I never realized just how much webcest goes on in this community.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #97 on: 15 Jan 2009, 15:18 »

This is terrible. I have no life in the Meat World, so I go and dwell in the Screen Realm only to discover that I have no life here either.

Maybe I should just kill myself and start over as an octopus.
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #98 on: 15 Jan 2009, 15:20 »

It does make you feel a bit left out, doesn't it?
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Re: Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?
« Reply #99 on: 15 Jan 2009, 15:31 »

If you kill yourself you will be reincarnated as a dung beetle. Nothing you can do will make your life better.
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